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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Rancid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What did you have for dinner last night?

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Mine are none existent bloody trapped gasses for 3 days i dont envy the person whos there when they find there way out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine are none existent bloody trapped gasses for 3 days i dont envy the person whos there when they find there way out "

I bet you’re there

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Mine are none existent bloody trapped gasses for 3 days i dont envy the person whos there when they find there way out

I bet you’re there "

nooooooo thats not true its impossible noooooo ooooo oooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cue inbox requests of putting them in a jar and sending them in the post with a pair of your skiddy knickers.

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

They get worse as you get older and body noises in general.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No dutch ovening your playmate

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

Really needed to know this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6:16 and it's already enough Internet for the day

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By *andadbodMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

at my age, i can’t trust them anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What did you have for dinner last night?"

Spaghetti on toast but I'm a walking whoooppee cushion lol

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

That's breakfast on hold for a bit.....

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By *lik and PaulCouple  over a year ago

cahoots

Mine sound like fairies wings and smell like summer meadows......

Flik's on the other hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I was not lonely for the past 3 days, my arse has been amazing at flowing conversation

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Love farting in the bath x

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"Love farting in the bath x"

And as the bubbles rise up they tickle your hoo har

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I was not lonely for the past 3 days, my arse has been amazing at flowing conversation "

Be honest - did you scoff at how rancid they were but then have a follow up sniff?

Sometimes I chuckle at how bad mine are but, if it’s someone else’s, then it’s a disgusting habit and they should be ashamed of themselves

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good, start to the morning I say

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

I'm holding my breath currently - I don't know how a tiny puppy can produce so much vileness

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My facts are like rose scent wafting over a country cottage on a summer's day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was not lonely for the past 3 days, my arse has been amazing at flowing conversation

Be honest - did you scoff at how rancid they were but then have a follow up sniff?

Sometimes I chuckle at how bad mine are but, if it’s someone else’s, then it’s a disgusting habit and they should be ashamed of themselves "

Do you mean did I lift the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My facts are like rose scent wafting over a country cottage on a summer's day "

And your farts?

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I was not lonely for the past 3 days, my arse has been amazing at flowing conversation

Be honest - did you scoff at how rancid they were but then have a follow up sniff?

Sometimes I chuckle at how bad mine are but, if it’s someone else’s, then it’s a disgusting habit and they should be ashamed of themselves

Do you mean did I lift the duvet "

Yep! If I know mine is going to be a rotter, I waft the duvet so I get a good snootful

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was not lonely for the past 3 days, my arse has been amazing at flowing conversation

Be honest - did you scoff at how rancid they were but then have a follow up sniff?

Sometimes I chuckle at how bad mine are but, if it’s someone else’s, then it’s a disgusting habit and they should be ashamed of themselves

Do you mean did I lift the duvet

Yep! If I know mine is going to be a rotter, I waft the duvet so I get a good snootful "

I will admit proudly I waft in my own stench lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love farting in the bath x"

So do i...more fun if not alone

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