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Pea and ham.... From a chicken? |
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And they stab them with their metal knives |
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A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz"
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Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green fairy liquid
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Às fresh as the moment when the pod went pop. |
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By *aleakalaMan
over a year ago
Perth Australia |
Do you want a flake in that love? |
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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago
Poole |
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All because the lady loves Milk Tray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The milky bars are on me |
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I vant to be alone... with my Viscount. |
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If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club. |
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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago
Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand |
Accrington Stanley.
Who are they?
Exactly! |
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"Meow Miaraw, Awwmiar Rawmia Meow", Charlie says..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do the Shake & Vac,& put the freshness back. xx |
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Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate tastes like chocolate never tasted before |
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A finger of fudge is just enough  |
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...for the man who doesn't have to try too hard |
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Smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside armadillos |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
I can still remember the first sweets given to me by my grandfather.
They were Werther's originals, I was just 4 years old.
It tasted, sweet, creamy and made me feel like a special person.
I remember feeling I must be someone very special when my grandad gave me his wonderful butter candy.  |
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A is for Alpha B is for Bite C for yourself That they taste just right! D is for Dinner E is for Egg Letters so tasty — from A through to Z...... |
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By *aggy40Man
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
Then they boil them for 20 of there minutes ha ha ha ha ha |
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There's a moose loose around this hoose....
Mrs |
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You'll wonder where the yellow went |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got five pence. What can you buy with five pence?
It buys a xxxxxxx bar.
Who can remember this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happiness is a cigar, a mild cigar from xxxxxx. |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
Smooth on the outside, crunchy on the inside….
ARMADILLOS! |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside armadillos "
Dammit!  |
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R whites lemonade..I'm a secret lemonade drinker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dad do you know, the piano on's my foot?
You sing it son I'll play it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get your face off that expression |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The man from Del Monte, he say “yes”!!!
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
That makes a refreshing change |
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"Emerson High, 1975. You were in my class."
"I was your teacher."
"Miss Fitzhenry?"
"Bugsy Brown." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All because the lady loves milktray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boom Boom Boom Boom. Esso Blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone’s a fruit and nut case …….. |
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A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta. |
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I've been tryna give it but it's one of nights |
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Put a bit of butter on the spuds André. |
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Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to buy the world a home..
They're tasty tasty very very tasty
Let your fingers do the walking
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This is the age of the train
XX |
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The man from Dell Monte says………yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not happy Jan!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bazuca that veruca, bazuca that wort! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can do it too with Kandoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FIFTY PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP |
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Look at the workmanship on that arrowhead
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Learn to swim young man.
Learn to swim. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
You only get an oooo from ty-phoo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daddy or chips? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel like beef tonight. Like beef tonight-AH |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies"
Vimto?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maureen OOOOOOOOFT she’s cheap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How does he sleep at night? With a mug of Horlicks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies
Vimto?! "
Yep! Probably one of my favourite adverts ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BANG. and the dirt is gone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies
Vimto?!
Yep! Probably one of my favourite adverts ever "
I swear that was a Scottish accent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies
Vimto?!
Yep! Probably one of my favourite adverts ever
I swear that was a Scottish accent "
Definitely Russian
https://youtu.be/IIuoHzO2Wvg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like beef tonight. Like beef tonight-AH"
Wasn't it chicken lol. |
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1001 cleans a big, big carpet, for less than half a crown. I'm old! |
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For mash get smash .... yep I am that old lol |
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I don’t suppose you have a copy of fly fishing by J R Hartley |
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Nicole, papa
I know it wrong but so dam sexy! Haha
My PA is called Nicole, but unfortunately she never calls me papa  |
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So I come from Moscock?
Yes, I think you probably do. |
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"Dad do you know, the piano on's my foot?
You sing it son I'll play it"
Avez vous un cuppa? |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
“The red car and the blue car had a race…..”
Thought I’d match an oldie avatar to that line |
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John Collier, John Collier the window to watch. |
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There's juice loose aboot this hoose. |
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I bet he drinks carling black label |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Ring up the BBC and ask them |
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Will it be chips or jacket spud
Will it be salad or frozen peas
Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see.
We hope it's chips, it's chips.
Giraffe pie ok?
A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew
Naughty, ooohhh but terribly nice.
Triiioooooo, triiiooo, I want a trio and I want one now
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I got this little beauty from Sprogget and Silvester
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about!
What has a hazelnut in every bite?
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A finger of fudge is just enough |
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By *WbaMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
Mmmm smells like cherries |
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Opel fruits made to make your mouth water.
The milky bar kid is strong and only the best is good enough Nestle Mily Bar |
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By *yeSureMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
It’s not a drink from those crazy yanks, because it’s made right here you know it’s tougher than tanks. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Tweak my ring pull, you want my big juicy apples, peel my top off.....
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What's that........I don't know it's all covered in mud.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmmmm bisto |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
Watch out there’s a Humphrey about… |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
I’ll be your friend… |
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Calm down dear, it’s a commercial. |
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I’m a secret lemonade drinker.
If I ever start a watersports club night, that’s totally the name! |
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I looked at you spreading butter on my toast and I thought, she'll look after me she will. |
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If you see Sid, tell him.
An ology, oh you got an ology. |
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“I can see the pub from ere!!!”
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He’s a secret lemonade drinker
Only the crumbilist chocolate taste like chocolate never tasted before x |
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Just Philadelphia....it is my birthday. |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about!
What has a hazelnut in every bite?
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Squirrel shit |
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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago
preston |
*Ahem*
Milk! Err it's what Ian Rush drinks Ian Rush? Yeah, and he says if I don't drink enough milk, when I grow up I'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley. Accrington Stanley, who are dey? Exactly! Ah no get off! Gimme some!.
Rent free in my head for 35 years or so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My girdle's killing me |
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"The man from Del Monte, he say yes!". |
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Even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness Bus Depot. |
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You know when you’ve been Tango’d |
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"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bet he drinks…. carling black label |
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Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet |
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A Double Diamond works wonders, Works wonders, works wonders, A Double Diamond works wonders, So drink one today!
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about!
What has a hazelnut in every bite?
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a packet of nuts  |
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The wonderful thing about Wickers, is Wickets are wonderful things |
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You know when you’ve been tango’d |
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"Made in Scotland from girders"
Irn bru ? |
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By *att192Man
over a year ago
East Kent |
"Give em a lift, oooh with cookeen" |
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"Made in Scotland from girders
Irn bru ?"
Correct. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Hello Tosh Gotta Toshiba? |
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Not a TV ad but very memorable:
Hello boys |
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you can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can feel it calling in the air tonight |
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When you're feeling in a state have a malt and choco-late.. Have you got a light boy? Ovaltine light |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's millions says Geoffrey all under one roof .. it’s called toy r us toys r us ……. |
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Now is the time, to send us a line, for your Hoeseasons boating brochure |
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“Lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cool talking, high walking, fast livin, ever givin, cool fizzin….. Pepsi" What more can be said! Always reminds me of the Pearl & Dean ads in the cinema along with The Chines/Indian/Italian restaurant only 5min walk from this theatre.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't sing, you can't play....
You'll go a long way |
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I haven't read the whole thread so I'm sorry if this has been said.
" How do you like your eggs done,
Can you see the milkman,
Do you know you've got a wasp in your ear......" |
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A ha..Happy birthday to Toby ?
A hazelnut...in time saves lines.
A hazelnut in every bite...I remember. |
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Become king of the road with these Carlos Fandango super wide wheels...
Alternatively relax with a slim panatella |
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"Tap it & unwrap it"
Anytime any place anywhere
Martini |
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"Tap it & unwrap it
Anytime any place anywhere
Martini "
Getting your head down sweetie jolly good idea
Cinzano |
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The red car and the blue car had a race |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Say bye bye to Louie the fly.
My dad picks the fruit that goes to Cottee's, to make the cordial that I like best.
Slip, Slop, Slap. Slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen, and slap on a hat.
C'mon Aussie c'mon, c'mon.
Up there, Cazaly.
The burgers are better at Hungry Jack's |
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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago
Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand |
They're tasty,tasty.Very very tasty They're oh so tasty. |
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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
You only get an oooooo with ....
Follow the bear
You know when you've been .....
Fly fishing bh JR Hartely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think we over done it with the Sherry
Splash it all over Henry.
Mars a day helps you work rest and play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got the right!
I've got the right!
I've got the right!
Do you have the right to buy your council house? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I’m Barry Scott… |
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"Fer Tudor, Ah'd climb a moontin!" |
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He waits....that's what he does...And I'll tell you what....Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick. |
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the red car and the blue car had a race |
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By *piphoneMan
over a year ago
across the universe |
Who put the chocolate in the mints |
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds, will it be salad or frozen peas… |
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Take two bottles into the shower, not me. |
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Struth, there's a bloke down there with no strides on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Fer Tudor, Ah'd climb a moontin!" "
That's the worst geordie ever.
Even worse than Vera. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Song by the Honeybus, used in an advert.
'She flies like a bird, in the sky-aye-aye'.
Song by the New Seekers, also used in an advert
'I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'If you see Sid, tell him'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“ … you don’t need to be rich to be privileged…”
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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago
london |
Tell them about the honey mummy.. |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
All because the lady loves Milk Tray |
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Your caring sharing Co op full of fresh ideas.
( right load of rubbish now, can't afford to shop in there). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'You can help me get 50% off my home insurance?'
'That's nothing, he told me he helped Rolf Harris move house'. |
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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago
london |
"All because the lady loves Milk Tray"
Classic! |
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Derek! Do we have to go through this rigmarole every time?!
Just throw it to the ducks!!! |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
Try em, They're Bootiful ! |
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""Fer Tudor, Ah'd climb a moontin!"
That's the worst geordie ever.
Even worse than Vera."
Accurate though, watch the ad on yt.
Whats wrong with Ms Stan Hope? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhhh……Bisto |
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