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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't say your ugly but the tide wouldn't take you out. Although I'm having a good time tonight thanks! I can be a bit heavy handed with the compliments at times. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't say your ugly but the tide wouldn't take you out. Although I'm having a good time tonight thanks! I can be a bit heavy handed with the compliments at times."
I wonder how far into the evening you used that one? |
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"is this like a back handed compliment?
sort of, it's when someone seems to give you a compliment that turns out to be anything but."
like 'you dont sweat much for a fat lass'
or....'you've got quite skinny hips from this angle' 
or....'you'd be quite pretty if you were skinny'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't say your ugly but the tide wouldn't take you out. Although I'm having a good time tonight thanks! I can be a bit heavy handed with the compliments at times.
I wonder how far into the evening you used that one?"
Come on madame, you can't be truthful untill the deeds are done but never leave a liar. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"said by a friend of mine "if you had money you could look good"
when I was a teenager said to me by a man "you will be really hot when you're in your thirties"
lol still laugh at both of them"
I've used one of those, sort of, on a man.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"is this like a back handed compliment?
sort of, it's when someone seems to give you a compliment that turns out to be anything but.
like 'you dont sweat much for a fat lass'
or....'you've got quite skinny hips from this angle'
or....'you'd be quite pretty if you were skinny' "
That's it.
Last week I had " You're really full or...(long pause) erm, personality". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"is this like a back handed compliment?
sort of, it's when someone seems to give you a compliment that turns out to be anything but.
like 'you dont sweat much for a fat lass'
or....'you've got quite skinny hips from this angle'
or....'you'd be quite pretty if you were skinny' "
I just want it known I did not say any of the above. |
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"is this like a back handed compliment?
sort of, it's when someone seems to give you a compliment that turns out to be anything but.
like 'you dont sweat much for a fat lass'
or....'you've got quite skinny hips from this angle'
or....'you'd be quite pretty if you were skinny'
I just want it known I did not say any of the above. "
ahahaha.......i can confirm he didnt x x x
but the second one was said to me as someone was doing me from behind |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A colleague was talking about me to another colleague and said, "she'd be absolutely stunning...if she were slim".
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I might just have stunned them with a smile and watched them squirm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love backhanded compliments- or whatever they can be called. They make me laugh. My bloke understands too which is brilliant. He might say something like "you're the best shag I've had this afternoon."  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love backhanded compliments- or whatever they can be called. They make me laugh. My bloke understands too which is brilliant. He might say something like "you're the best shag I've had this afternoon." "
If it works for you. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My boss once put on my performance review 'she is not intimidated by the customers and likes to speak her mind', which I suspect meant 'is a bolshy bird'. "
Yep, that's what it means. |
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"Being called a Rottweiler by the person who shouts the loudest and always has the last word at work. Gosh I am proud. "
Once employed some Russian builders who said I was more fierce than the KGB...and I was being nice to them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Shes really glamorous but I dont want that I want you, you're comfortable"
Oh dear!"
Yes and when I tried to explain that it was an insult he still didnt get it and said she would be high maintenance but we could just chill together and besides on a night out I scrub up well!!!!
He still didnt get why I was annoyed. ....men!! |
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""Shes really glamorous but I dont want that I want you, you're comfortable"
your built not built for speed then?
? Sorry I dont understand x "
sorry typed that wrong
heard that before;built for comfort not speed.meaning of course fat not skiny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh! Yes im a size 14 the woman in question is a size 10 and immaculate all the time...ie always full face of makeup, eyelashes, fake tan , designer clothes etc! I glam up on wknds when out but day to day I just look normal! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'You're just not meaningful enough for me to want a relationship with you!'
Then goes out, has a d*unken one night stand, gets pregnant to someone and never knew who he was...
LOOOOOLLLL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One of my favourites, still, is John Gielgud playing the valet in 'Arthur' when Dudley Moore introduces him to his latest 'dumb blonde' describing her in glowing terms way above her apparent IQ level.
Gielgud's response is....
"Indeed Sir, I await her next syllable with interest....."
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One of my favourites, still, is John Gielgud playing the valet in 'Arthur' when Dudley Moore introduces him to his latest 'dumb blonde' describing her in glowing terms way above her apparent IQ level.
Gielgud's response is....
"Indeed Sir, I await her next syllable with interest....."
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I'd forgotten that one.
I had someone tell me that I would be a better shag if I were less intelligent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had someone tell me that I would be a better shag if I were less intelligent."
Hmmmmm....... really...? And down to what level did your accuser wish you to come...? Lol!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I had someone tell me that I would be a better shag if I were less intelligent.
Hmmmmm....... really...? And down to what level did your accuser wish you to come...? Lol!
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Even if I made it down to his level I'm not sure it would have been low enough. I'm a difficult bint. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had someone tell me that I would be a better shag if I were less intelligent.
Hmmmmm....... really...? And down to what level did your accuser wish you to come...? Lol!
Even if I made it down to his level I'm not sure it would have been low enough. I'm a difficult bint."
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Shes really glamorous but I dont want that I want you, you're comfortable"
Oh dear!
Yes and when I tried to explain that it was an insult he still didnt get it and said she would be high maintenance but we could just chill together and besides on a night out I scrub up well!!!!
He still didnt get why I was annoyed. ....men!! "
and I still dont!!!!!! (Mr) x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
""Shes really glamorous but I dont want that I want you, you're comfortable"
Oh dear!
Yes and when I tried to explain that it was an insult he still didnt get it and said she would be high maintenance but we could just chill together and besides on a night out I scrub up well!!!!
He still didnt get why I was annoyed. ....men!!
and I still dont!!!!!! (Mr) x"
Please enrol in my regular class on how to understand women. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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or....'you'd be quite pretty if you were skinny' "
Had that one.
You look like a fat not as pretty Nessa (frim gavin n stacey, when my hair was black)
If you were thin you'd make a good WAG (they were from my sisters)
A recent one was, you look big n strong, not wobbly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Shes really glamorous but I dont want that I want you, you're comfortable"
Oh dear!
Yes and when I tried to explain that it was an insult he still didnt get it and said she would be high maintenance but we could just chill together and besides on a night out I scrub up well!!!!
He still didnt get why I was annoyed. ....men!! "
The first comment I might be annoyed at.
But the second comment about the other woman being high maintenance but being able to chill with you... I think that's a compliment. He's saying you're not stuck up, you're down to earth, maybe one of the boys, someone he'd want to chill out with. I'd be happy with that. 
I guess I must think like men then because I don't know why anyone would be annoyed by that...?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Shes really glamorous but I dont want that I want you, you're comfortable"
Oh dear!
Yes and when I tried to explain that it was an insult he still didnt get it and said she would be high maintenance but we could just chill together and besides on a night out I scrub up well!!!!
He still didnt get why I was annoyed. ....men!!
and I still dont!!!!!! (Mr) x
Please enrol in my regular class on how to understand women."
I have no doubt I never will  |
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