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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Made to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

Have a great Friday everyone

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Dangerous when hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: choking hazard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not press the brown button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not to be approached when sleeping

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Volatile when disturbed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sarcastic approach with caution

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Volatile when disturbed "

She's back

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Or

Sarcastic approach with caution "

Noooo , you , sarcastic

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By *tar80sWoman over a year ago

Southampton

For best results, feed every 2 hours

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Volatile when disturbed

She's back

Flying visit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Volatile when disturbed

She's back

Flying visit

Good to see ya either way

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Do not wake up, needs sleep.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Volatile when disturbed

She's back

Flying visit

Boooooooo you still owe me a kick in the bollocks

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Volatile when disturbed

She's back

Flying visit

Boooooooo you still owe me a kick in the bollocks

I'll always make time for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danger high voltage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Volatile when disturbed

She's back

Flying visit

Boooooooo you still owe me a kick in the bollocks

I'll always make time for that

I’ll bring the step

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

This bitch bite's back.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Warning nobheads are known to operate in this area.

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By *empted23Couple over a year ago

countryside

One size

Fits all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING!

May contain nuts! Do not operate without eye protection! Do not use while sleeping! Complex moving parts! Not intended for internal use! Do not use when sad or feeling low.

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By *empted23Couple over a year ago

countryside

"One size

Fits all "

J - male by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One size

Fits all

J - male by the way

That could work either way?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Don't open. Dead inside.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Don't open. Dead inside."

that book.

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Grumpy when tired

Responds well to blowjobs

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violates community standards.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Unpredictable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adverse Camber

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

May contain nuts

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

‘Poor impulse control’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - don’t mix with alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beware low flying shit jokes....

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