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Does anyone else ‘rate’ sex. Last night Cammy came to bed feeling horny. She took control and I said afterwards that it was in my top three of all time. She holds the number one slot |
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"This is why I do not post
Does anyone else ‘rate’ sex. Last night Cammy came to bed feeling horny. She took control and I said afterwards that it was in my top three of all time. She holds the number one slot"
Oh I’ve got top 3 times and top 3 times with each partner but equally like there’s plenty of great sex that I don’t remember so it’s not exactly a reliable podium 
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I hope we've all got memories of outstanding sex with our partners and I don't think there's much wrong with that
This isn't the same thing at all but years ago I watched a TV show in which younger couples were having sexual difficulties. The guy in one couple would rate his partner out of ten every damn time they had sex and give a run down on where she could improve. He never rated her highly. The therapist asked her how she would rate him, I laughed my head off when she answered along the lines of one out of ten for nearly everything he did. His face was an absolute picture.
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"I make them all fill out a survey before they leave.
For inclusivity, it’s just a range of smiley faces on the wall. Point at how you feel, please.
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That’s a better idea. I like looking at pictures. |
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Do i rate it? I guess. I dont rate it above sammich. Sammich is da bomb. I do rate sex above hammering needles through my fingernails. It is much better than that. Sometimes i dont rate sex over a wank and for some reason the sammich maker gets mad if i do that. I dont know why it does that. I just cant be arsed with the mess at the time. |
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"Yes after they've finished I play the strictly music and hold up my number card.
Some people appreciate it, others don't. "
I've taken it a step further with a panel of judges. Makes arranging meets more difficult, but it's worth it for the expert critique. |
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