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I’ve been amassing them, to strip for parts to sell on in less developed economies. Problem is even stripped for parts I’m still left with tea spoons.
Ever the entrepreneur I’ve now started selling “high precision shovels”. |
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"Sorry. I have them.
I have nineteen teaspoons. I wondered where the came from.
Are any of your teaspoon rainbow coloured ?
Only the silvery grey section of the rainbow"
Then you are not guilty party, but I will be keeping my eye on you. |
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"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!  "
Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about?? |
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"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!! "
Oh god did you miss it was it your special one  |
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"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!
Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about?? "
I swallow his glass accidentally |
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"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!
Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about??
I swallow his glass accidentally "
I am not going to ask lol x |
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"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!
There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......"
Uri Geller's got all your spoons...  |
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"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!
There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......
Uri Geller's got all your spoons... "
In that case I don't want them back. |
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"When I was very young in my teens 13 I used to use teaspoons to masterbate the smooth spoon on my clit was amazing.The teaspoons were always very sparse in our house  "
No sugar for me thanks! |
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Like a man who wants to identify as a woman, cutlery does the same. No kidding!
When I rent out a property, the inventory at the start of the tenancy has eight forks, eight knives, eight teaspoons and eight dessert spoons.
At the end of the lease there will be ten forks, six knives and spoons that you can't work out whether they are large teaspoons or small dessert spoons! |
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"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!
Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about??
I swallow his glass accidentally
I am not going to ask lol x "
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Luckily I didn't trip this time & end up in A&E  |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"Sorry. I have them.
I have nineteen teaspoons. I wondered where the came from.
Are any of your teaspoon rainbow coloured ?
Only the silvery grey section of the rainbow
Then you are not guilty party, but I will be keeping my eye on you. "
It’s not as if I encourage them. They just sort of accumulate. Once a few gather it’s bound to attract others. |
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"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!
There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......"
And certainly not old television remote controls or Nokia 3310 mobile phones
Because I seem to have loads of those in my house!
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"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!
There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......
And certainly not old television remote controls or Nokia 3310 mobile phones
Because I seem to have loads of those in my house!
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maybe donate a few to guys on here to compare their cock size lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still can't find all my teaspoons x"
I am missing desert spoons. Tonnes of knives, forks, soup spoons and nearly as many teaspoons - but only five desert spoons. |
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"IT WAS ME!!!¡¡¡ 
(I am making a throne out of them. Its taking longer than expected) 
A low budget game of thrones throne. X"
You would think, but its taking a lot of spoons, was getting expensive, so I resorted to "borrowing" them!  |
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Teaspoons, socks and biro pens teleport back to their home planets if they find that they are not being used frequently enough
BTW your mattresses name us Zem |
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"IT WAS ME!!!¡¡¡
(I am making a throne out of them. Its taking longer than expected)
A low budget game of thrones throne. X
You would think, but its taking a lot of spoons, was getting expensive, so I resorted to "borrowing" them! "
Well at least I now know where there are. Xx |
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