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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know the song that goes ‘I need a girl, to ride, ride, ride’? Yeah that’s my jam
Isn’t the next line about making her your wife?  "
Yes!! yes! that’s the song but I’m not looking for a wife  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Do you know the song that goes ‘I need a girl, to ride, ride, ride’? Yeah that’s my jam
Isn’t the next line about making her your wife?
Yes!! yes! that’s the song but I’m not looking for a wife "
So it’s not your jam then is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you need right now?
I need hugs and kisses and a body to touch and lick and nuzzle. "
All of that would be great but I could happily give a nice long massage as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know the song that goes ‘I need a girl, to ride, ride, ride’? Yeah that’s my jam
Isn’t the next line about making her your wife?
Yes!! yes! that’s the song but I’m not looking for a wife
So it’s not your jam then is it? "
Ok fine it’s my butter |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Do you know the song that goes ‘I need a girl, to ride, ride, ride’? Yeah that’s my jam
Isn’t the next line about making her your wife?
Yes!! yes! that’s the song but I’m not looking for a wife
So it’s not your jam then is it?
Ok fine it’s my butter "
My mind is trying to form a butter/spread em type joke but is failing.
*insert witty repartee here*
Just imagine I was funny. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Well I can't sleep because the weekend can't come soon enough and I'm ridiculously horny.
So a mug of hot chocolate with cinnamon sprinked on top.
And someone who is happy for me to give them a long massage until I fall asleep.
Kind of needy I know. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"A darned good spooning that doesn't involve bring kicked between the shoulder blades
Also a forking actually
Ok now I’m in  "
I'm totally stealing the cutlery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I can't sleep because the weekend can't come soon enough and I'm ridiculously horny.
So a mug of hot chocolate with cinnamon sprinked on top.
And someone who is happy for me to give them a long massage until I fall asleep.
Who couldn’t be happy with that
Kind of needy I know."
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"A darned good spooning that doesn't involve bring kicked between the shoulder blades
Also a forking actually"
Do u just need some cutlery? I may have a spare knife to add to your wanted collection |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A darned good spooning that doesn't involve bring kicked between the shoulder blades
Also a forking actually
Do u just need some cutlery? I may have a spare knife to add to your wanted collection"
Oooh yes please...
Although that sounds a little threatening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know the song that goes ‘I need a girl, to ride, ride, ride’? Yeah that’s my jam
Isn’t the next line about making her your wife?
Yes!! yes! that’s the song but I’m not looking for a wife
So it’s not your jam then is it?
Ok fine it’s my butter
My mind is trying to form a butter/spread em type joke but is failing.
*insert witty repartee here*
Just imagine I was funny. "
Hahahahaha. Funny as always, Estella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A darned good spooning that doesn't involve bring kicked between the shoulder blades
Also a forking actually
Ok now I’m in
I'm totally stealing the cutlery "
I’ve got the good stuff  |
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"A darned good spooning that doesn't involve bring kicked between the shoulder blades
Also a forking actually
Do u just need some cutlery? I may have a spare knife to add to your wanted collection
Oooh yes please...
Although that sounds a little threatening "
Didn't mean it to sound threatening I apologise. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do you know the song that goes ‘I need a girl, to ride, ride, ride’? Yeah that’s my jam
Isn’t the next line about making her your wife?
Yes!! yes! that’s the song but I’m not looking for a wife
So it’s not your jam then is it?
Ok fine it’s my butter
My mind is trying to form a butter/spread em type joke but is failing.
*insert witty repartee here*
Just imagine I was funny.
Hahahahaha. Funny as always, Estella "
Oh god. That pierced me.
I will have revenge. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A darned good spooning that doesn't involve bring kicked between the shoulder blades
Also a forking actually
Do u just need some cutlery? I may have a spare knife to add to your wanted collection
Oooh yes please...
Although that sounds a little threatening
Didn't mean it to sound threatening I apologise. "
Is ok... I was doing a funny |
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"A darned good spooning that doesn't involve bring kicked between the shoulder blades
Also a forking actually
Do u just need some cutlery? I may have a spare knife to add to your wanted collection
Oooh yes please...
Although that sounds a little threatening
Didn't mean it to sound threatening I apologise.
Is ok... I was doing a funny "
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
Whenever she's feeling empty
Whenever she's feeling insecure
Whenever her face is frozen
Unable to fake it anymore
Her shadow is always with her
Her shadow could always keep her small
So frightened that he won't love her
She builds up a wall
Oh no, she knows where to hide in the dark
Oh no, she's nowhere to hide in the dark
She's a star
She's a star |
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"What do you need right now?
I need hugs and kisses and a body to touch and lick and nuzzle. "
But honestly, I could do with a really good joke. One that's both awful yet amusing. Ya know, one that makes you tut and shake your head but secretly u giggle |
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"What do you need right now?
I need hugs and kisses and a body to touch and lick and nuzzle. "
I need a kiss, a cuddle, a kiss down my neck, hand on my balls, finger slipped inside, then flipping someone over and devouring their peach. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing.
I'm a gigga chad alpha supreme.
Definitely don't think about spooning, having my hair played with, or nuzzling in for those kisses up and down the edge of a lovely neck, ear to shoulder and back again.
I don't need any of that nonsense. |
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By *it4uMan
over a year ago
Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France |
"What do you need right now?
I need hugs and kisses and a body to touch and lick and nuzzle. "
I have everything I need and grateful for what I have but more of the above wouldn’t go a miss  |
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I slept god awful and could quite happily just stay in bed curled up against someone and sleep the morning away.
