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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People.
Jokes.
No seriously.
Some people some of the time. |
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"People.
Jokes.
No seriously.
Some people some of the time."
What do you mean sometimes all the time . but then I spy a lovely lady and all well with the world . |
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On Fab, the “fancy a f*ck” messages and the long winded copy & pasted messages setting out a whole scenario …. We might all be here for the same thing but sometimes a “hi how are you?” Or a Message with a bit of a joke is nice to initiate some conversation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liars and fake people |
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Stupid people... really stupid people  |
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"People.
Jokes.
No seriously.
Some people some of the time.
What do you mean sometimes all the time . but then I spy a lovely lady and all well with the world ."
-does she have rosy cheeks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The song 'Ain't no sunshine when she's gone'  |
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Teabags on the side of the sink.
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Very little annoys me.
Probably just Davina McCall  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stalkers and ppl who spend they life’s trying to ruin yours
Get a fucking life … Jesus Crystalina and a donkey
Virgin Mary ( rumours )
Fuck in hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liquorice |
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By *WALKinkCouple
over a year ago
Eastbourne |
"Very little annoys me.
Probably just Davina McCall "
Is that on the TV, or have you been married for a while now and you've just had enough of her leaving towels on the floor, not pulling her weight etc...
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By *empusMan
over a year ago
Poole |
Drivers who stop at empty roundabouts.
It’s a classic, but still SO annoying (and somewhat dangerous)! |
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"Liquorice "
My flabber is gasted...
Liquorice is yum |
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"Very little annoys me.
Probably just Davina McCall
Is that on the TV, or have you been married for a while now and you've just had enough of her leaving towels on the floor, not pulling her weight etc...
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I honestly think I would have had chosen to chop my own head off before that would’ve ever happened |
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People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.
Very. Fucking. Irritating. |
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"Liquorice
My flabber is gasted...
Liquorice is yum "
Thanks for the reminder I've got some . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drivers who stop at empty roundabouts.
It’s a classic, but still SO annoying (and somewhat dangerous)!"
Yeah , speed full blast , yake youover in a rush stop right in your face in an empty roundabout …
Then they see the old silver van passing by 25-30 miles an hour giving 3 yards ahead
Ding dong . Smooth is fast . Fast is slow as hell
Ha ha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fake people "
Oh don’t …. Hot so used to it is not even mains anymore
Now is a starters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liquorice
My flabber is gasted...
Liquorice is yum "
Oh … I pass . Liquorice ??? Can’t think of anything worse
Ok … tequila . Can’t do that one either ^^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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French Pastis . The worse ever
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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago
Bath |
Slow drivers down country lanes. |
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"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.
Very. Fucking. Irritating."
Calm down dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Packaging that won't open. |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
Our leaders |
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"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.
Very. Fucking. Irritating.
Calm down dear "
Don’t tell me you’re one of them!!! How disappointing….  |
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"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.
Very. Fucking. Irritating.
Calm down dear
Don’t tell me you’re one of them!!! How disappointing…. "
Of course I’m not. I don’t do stuff like that. I’m an Angel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slow drivers down country lanes. "
Nah you have to accept that. If it isn't a slow driver it's a tractor/horse/cycle/rambler.
Dual carriageways are for driving fast, not country lanes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marestail |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
Traffic lights on red. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Racists and racism.
And people that try and both sides racism. Major irritant.
No shock to people on here but it really gets to me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who stand too close in the supermarket queue. Like back off!
Selfish parkers.
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People who put the next customer please sign on the belt, and then start to put their shopping behind it whilst I still clearly have half a trolley to unpack.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But something lighter, I’d also say I get annoyed by people that spoil movies and tv shows on social media. Begs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that don’t respect the norm of the queue for the bus. |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Any noise that annoys an oyster…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liquorice
My flabber is gasted...
Liquorice is yum "
I apologise for gasting your flabber (some people spend good money for that) but liquorice is just wrong x |
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Geez I went to a kebab shop earlier after work (the only place we could find) my friend asked for a medium chicken kebab and the guy serving asked if he would like anything else ? My friend replied No thanks.. then the guy asks if he wanted chips? Again my mate told him no. Then he asks him if he would like any fries or anything else ?? And my friend replies no thank you I just want a medium chicken kebab. Then the guy asks if he would like a large kebab? Anyways eventually its agreed on a medium chicken kebab.
Okay then he asks me what I wanted and I thought to keep it simple I asked for the same as my friend and the guy serving goes through the whole trying to push stuff into me again. FFS ! Just give me some food !!!!!! It aggravated the fuck out of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are these are like vegans and atheists. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks "
I look like a dog’s bollocks some days |
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A snapshot of today's experiences:
Arrogant and know it all people
Loud inconsiderate people in public spaces
Drivers that think they own the roads
Trades people that don't turn up when they are supposed to
Binmen living the bins six houses down the road
Delivery drivers throwing stuff at the door and not even waiting to see if you are in
Overuse of the word mate and love inappropriately
Energy companies that continue to charge too much
Yes I had a busy day |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
newcastle |
Ignorant cunts who when you’re driving you let out or give way to when you don’t need too and they can’t even acknowledge you.
The gym being overly busy
Those weird gym nights where it’s quiet but you still have to wait for every machine
Waiting too long for food |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are these are like vegans and atheists. "
If you don’t count here, then I’m 2 for 3! |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Ignorant cunts who when you’re driving you let out or give way to when you don’t need too and they can’t even acknowledge you.
The gym being overly busy
Those weird gym nights where it’s quiet but you still have to wait for every machine
Waiting too long for food "
Get this man some carbs…..STAT! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are these are like vegans and atheists.
If you don’t count here, then I’m 2 for 3! "
*Looks at camera*
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"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks "
Can you just appear to think your god's bollocks? |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
The dot in the i |
Weaponised incompetence just because there’s zero to be done other than walking away |
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"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks
Can you just appear to think your god's bollocks?"
I mean the dog's bollocks. |
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I do this every time there is a thread so I'll just add new ones;
The way young people hold phones when talking
Teenage boys who need a shave but choose not to
Making noise when sucking through a straw
Making noise when sucking an ice lolly
People who say things like 'I'm funny aren't i' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that should know better doing stupid shit. I find that covers most eventualities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 - The loo roll being hung the *wrong* way (yes there is a wrong way..)
2 - People flushing the loo without putting the seat down first. |
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Now that I'm on this rant forum I need to mention this..
Today I saw an old lady in a car parts shop asking a bloke if he could locate her car dipstick and check the oil level before buying the oil. The guy was like yes sure! I'll get someone to help you, and a man comes from around the counter and basically tells her he won't do it.. and he tells her to ask in the garage next door.
She then asks the man in the garage and he was like no I'm too busy. (Busy eating a sandwich) She even offered to open the bonnet If he could check the dipstick and he was like no I got other things to do, you need to book an appointment.
Ffs it wasn't so hard for him to look at a dipstick! |
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By *ataleMan
over a year ago
Durham |
People who park over 2 parking bays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bits of coffee mixed in with the sugar in the sugar canister thingy
Someone spreading toast & wiping excess butter back in said butter tub with toast crumbs
That really grinds my gears.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that I'm on this rant forum I need to mention this..
Today I saw an old lady in a car parts shop asking a bloke if he could locate her car dipstick and check the oil level before buying the oil. The guy was like yes sure! I'll get someone to help you, and a man comes from around the counter and basically tells her he won't do it.. and he tells her to ask in the garage next door.
She then asks the man in the garage and he was like no I'm too busy. (Busy eating a sandwich) She even offered to open the bonnet If he could check the dipstick and he was like no I got other things to do, you need to book an appointment.
Ffs it wasn't so hard for him to look at a dipstick!"
What a dipstick! |
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People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’
Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’
Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol"
I pacifically have to agree.
Sorry ma bad x |
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By *ister CMan
over a year ago
liverpool |
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People...
Forums...
People in the forums...
Oh and fab in general... terribly distorted version of reality. |
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Ignorance, people in power who don’t mind the majority suffering as long as they’re profiting.
Narcissistic people, did I mention ignorant people ? |
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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago
quite close to you |
On this site, and basically on any dating site:
“Due to [one] experience I won’t be dating/meeting Black/Asian/Mixed Race men/women/lifeforms any more”
Yup. Apparently we’re all the same. |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
How easily people are controlled and how gullible people are that believe what the news is telling them is what's really happening.. it's really hard to understand this |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
Hypocrisy. Lack of kindness for others. -isms. How my head gets tangly and emotional sometimes in an attempt to scupper me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not being able to get to sleep when I'm so tired. |
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"How easily people are controlled and how gullible people are that believe what the news is telling them is what's really happening.. it's really hard to understand this
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-Yes but how do you know what's happening if someone doesn't tell you?  |
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Cucumber. Cucumber annoys me. People put cucumber on sandwiches, and in salads. It's just evil. |
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"People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’
Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol
I pacifically have to agree.
Sorry ma bad x"
Probably asked for that eh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"26yr olds annoy me. "
Shuttttt uppppp! I’m telling Rebecca! |
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1. Lists
2. Repetitiveness
3. Lists
5. Numerical errors
4. Irony
6. Vegans who have to remind you constantly that they're vegan
7. Politicians
8. Forced religion
9. Lists
10. Repetitiveness |
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"1. Lists
2. Repetitiveness
3. Lists
5. Numerical errors
4. Irony
6. Vegans who have to remind you constantly that they're vegan
7. Politicians
8. Forced religion
9. Lists
10. Repetitiveness "
Hahahahha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ppl on here who just wanna boost ther ego |
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Cryers. Nothing worse than a fucking cryer.
The mr |
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Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday.
The mr |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday.
The mr "
You sound like a pleasant man |
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"Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday.
The mr
You sound like a pleasant man "
Always
The mr |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs. |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs. "
A lot of those on these forums |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs.
A lot of those on these forums "
More in real life then on here, I can block people here, I can't block a gang of dickheads who go out there way to distroy other peoples lifes in the real world. |
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People who litter, people using loudspeakers in public transport either for videos/songs or calls and people who use phones in theatres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waking up.
I want to schleeep.
Moar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waking up.
I want to schleeep.
Moar. "
Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x |
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By *lymanMan
over a year ago
PLYMOUTH |
"Peel here" on packets that are bomb proof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waking up.
I want to schleeep.
Moar.
Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x"
Yes. Snap. Fml.
Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.
Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waking up.
I want to schleeep.
Moar.
Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x
Yes. Snap. Fml.
Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.
Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure. "
Goes down on to knees adopting the worshipping pose.
Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who keep asking when you’ve already said no  |
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By *it4uMan
over a year ago
Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France |
People who have a phone conversation on loud speaker. Just put the phone to your EAR! |
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On Fab, the “fancy a f*ck” messages and the long winded copy & pasted messages setting out a whole scenario …. We might all be here for the same thing but sometimes a “hi how are you?” Or a Message with a bit of a joke is nice to initiate some conversation"
I find how are you messages get ignored |
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Do you hate me Rick?
If I gave you any thought, I probably would.
Traffic lights on empty junctions. Like why can't we turn left when they red and it's safe, as they do in America (well right there obviously)?
Rules without reasons. Mindless compliance and when people view this as being ethical regardless of the consequences or intent.
Bullying in any form whether it is based on prejudice or otherwise.
Toying with people's emotions whatever the reasons.
Basically, I like hedgehogs and around 3 people. |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"People who have a phone conversation on loud speaker. Just put the phone to your EAR!"
I love call crashing people that does this on the train. |
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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
Not putting the toilet seat down
Leaving towels on the bathroom floor
Not putting your pants in the wash bin
Leaving dirty dishes in the sink, assuming someone else will wash them. Need I go on? |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"People who litter, people using loudspeakers in public transport either for videos/songs or calls and people who use phones in theatres "
I feel these in my soul! |
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Selfishness
Arrogance
Laziness
Ignorance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waking up.
I want to schleeep.
Moar.
Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x
Yes. Snap. Fml.
Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.
Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure.
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Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x"
I did it
Now dressing oneself.
Never quite ends. The torment. Pain. Endless continuation of tasks without cessation.
But.
Coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waking up.
I want to schleeep.
Moar.
Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x
Yes. Snap. Fml.
Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.
Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure.
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Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x
I did it
Now dressing oneself.
Never quite ends. The torment. Pain. Endless continuation of tasks without cessation.
But.
Coffee."
I'm very proud.
I'm just supping the coffee.
Questioning if I shall make to the end of this menopausal ride.
Yawn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rudeness. Bitchiness, gossiping.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liars and fake people "
Hidden profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in a bad fucking mood so....
People that say 'like' every other word
People that interrupt
People that turn up late for cinema and are allowed in when the film has started
People that serve someone and then continue to talk to that person whilst serving you/ People that have been served but still stand at the till and chat knowing there is a queue
Resealable cat food packets but the glued part of the seal comes away from the side meaning it's no longer air tight
Malicious comments disguised as banter or sarcasm
People that buy from boot sales and think it's OK to lie and say your gift is brand new bought from a shop
People that park their car at gone midnight but don't turn down their music
Drivers that don't slow down for horses
People who stand up and start to get their hand luggage before the seat belt signs off
People that film themselves in public areas with no clothes on. Yes there's someone on this site that does that.
Women that snigger at other women because of their size
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People that don't agree with my opinions, they must know that they're wrong.
People who when they are wrong or are loosing an argument call in the spelling and punctuation police in the hope they will be saved.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in a bad fucking mood so....
People that say 'like' every other word
People that interrupt
People that turn up late for cinema and are allowed in when the film has started
People that serve someone and then continue to talk to that person whilst serving you/ People that have been served but still stand at the till and chat knowing there is a queue
Resealable cat food packets but the glued part of the seal comes away from the side meaning it's no longer air tight
Malicious comments disguised as banter or sarcasm
People that buy from boot sales and think it's OK to lie and say your gift is brand new bought from a shop
People that park their car at gone midnight but don't turn down their music
Drivers that don't slow down for horses
People who stand up and start to get their hand luggage before the seat belt signs off
People that film themselves in public areas with no clothes on. Yes there's someone on this site that does that.
Women that snigger at other women because of their size
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Gives ShyGirl hugs if allowed and coffee and cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them |
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
People that moan about everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lunatic conspiracy theorists who are incapable of any semblance of logical thought. |
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Getting an oil bath at 9:30 and realising you’ll be uncomfortable all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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everything. Px  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who want to get the bill after having the main  |
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Nothing really except the door closing before you get the awkward thing you're carrying in it....... So annoying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them "
Because they're dead. |
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By *loydyMan
over a year ago
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People reading a message then just no reply |
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main "
That's a subject of a new thread probably. How people sit there trying to divide bills, check what everyone else had and divide accordingly etc etc, taking ages and in the glaring eyes of waiters. All a bit emarassing. If that's how you roll, let someone pay and sort it out afterwards discreetly. And yes, who wants to go without desert.  |
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The amount of rubbish lining the roads these days- I have to drive around doing deep breathing exercises with whale noise at full tilt on the stereo.
If I ever caught a fly tipper in the act…
I have to take a break, scanning this thread has resulted in palpitations… FUCKING LIQUORICE!
Aaarrrgghhh! |
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Car insurance. Every year they increase the price and asks me if I have a price for them to beat. Why can't they just give me the best price! |
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Some days nothing other days every, damn, thing.
What annoyed me yesterday was a man on the bus cracking on in a very loud voice that he had once 'nearly' been employed by a famous rock band. I guess the proximity of a young and very attractive woman had nothing to do with it but blow me down if she didn't give him her number! Well, I assume it was her number |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The sound of chainsaws/leablowers/high powered lawnmowers. The sound of electrc gardening equipment in general is bloody hideous.
Also on personal level, people that don't tell you that they're not going to turn up.
Not turning up is acceptable sure, but you have to let the person know right? This can apply to anything, someone coming to do some work on your house etc.. it seems super common. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main "
Without dessert???? That's the best bit  |
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When I ask the question “ how long will it take?”
And the person answers “not long”
Or “what time do you want to leave tomorrow?”
“Oh not too early”
Oh crumbs, that annoys me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them
Because they're dead."
Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed  |
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Rubbish dumps. I took my rubbish there in a van and they refused to take it in a van. So I went back home and loaded it into a car trailer and again they refused me entry because I had a trailer. Okay so I thought I put some of it in the boot of my car and when I went back they said I needed to make an appointment for the following week to take the wood to another place. For fuck sake ! It's no wonder people are fly tipping ! |
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main
That's a subject of a new thread probably. How people sit there trying to divide bills, check what everyone else had and divide accordingly etc etc, taking ages and in the glaring eyes of waiters. All a bit emarassing. If that's how you roll, let someone pay and sort it out afterwards discreetly. And yes, who wants to go without desert. "
I have a caveat here that I think is worth mentioning.
I work away often with a team and we are all given an allowance for meals. However, we have to put our individual expenses in, with individual receipts showing what we have eaten and at what cost. This inevitably leads to a lot of faff at the end of the meal, sorting out individual, itemised bills !
Don’t blame me, blame the company I work for!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main
That's a subject of a new thread probably. How people sit there trying to divide bills, check what everyone else had and divide accordingly etc etc, taking ages and in the glaring eyes of waiters. All a bit emarassing. If that's how you roll, let someone pay and sort it out afterwards discreetly. And yes, who wants to go without desert. "
I only have a few friends so it's easier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stupid people... really stupid people "
100% this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main
Without dessert???? That's the best bit "
I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them
Because they're dead.
Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed "
But you still buy that stuff? And eat it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The sound of chainsaws/leablowers/high powered lawnmowers. The sound of electrc gardening equipment in general is bloody hideous.
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I love those sounds. Sounds of spring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sam smith |
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Hypocrisy
Rudeness
Entitlement
Bullying
I'm sure there's more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them
Because they're dead.
Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed
But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!"
Its nice |
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By *aamuhMan
over a year ago
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Women on Fab who want a facepic of a guy but don't have one of their own! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them
Because they're dead.
Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed
But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!
Its nice "
Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main
Without dessert???? That's the best bit
I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders"
"Too full" So could I be but I'm still having dessert.
I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit.
Am I the only weirdo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them
Because they're dead.
Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed
But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!
Its nice
Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay.
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That's disgusting! Honestly, who would do that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I ask the question “ how long will it take?”
And the person answers “not long”
Or “what time do you want to leave tomorrow?”
“Oh not too early”
Oh crumbs, that annoys me "
Oh my god that rips my knitting!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main
Without dessert???? That's the best bit
I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders
"Too full" So could I be but I'm still having dessert.
I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit.
Am I the only weirdo? "
I judge a restaurant by its dessert menu. Also, everyone knows you have a separate stomach for dessert to fit. Excuses I say! |
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On here...the usual suspects that talk among themselves on a thread, completely ignore others and derail it into unknown territory.
Off here, people who drive right up my arse!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main
Without dessert???? That's the best bit
I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders
"Too full" So could I be but I'm still having dessert.
I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit.
Am I the only weirdo?
I judge a restaurant by its dessert menu. Also, everyone knows you have a separate stomach for dessert to fit. Excuses I say! "
Not even trying are they. Booooo!
New profile pic
I loved the happy trail  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them
Because they're dead.
Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed
But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!
Its nice
Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay.
That's disgusting! Honestly, who would do that?"
Think it was quite lucrative. At least until HMRC got a whiff of her secret new business. |
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People intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch.
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
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People intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch.
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Well played. |
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"Packets of ham
Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them
Because they're dead.
Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed
But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!
Its nice "
It’s good munch, love me some Billy bear |
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Itchy arsehole on a summers day whilst in public |
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"On here...the usual suspects that talk among themselves on a thread, completely ignore others and derail it into unknown territory.
Off here, people who drive right up my arse!!"
Thats fab forums for ya..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who message you on fab, then don't reply to your reply. Then 2 weeks or so later. Send the exact same message. |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
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Double standards & hypocrisy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On here:
Guys who pretend they’re in swinging couples when it’s just them living out a fantasy, and refuse to admit it when bubbled.
Women with no intention of meeting just looking for a morale-boosting needy response to pictures.
Single guys who stalk profiles and bombard other peoples verifications with “meet me”.
People without any pictures or verifications who mandate face pictures in an opening message.
People who make lists about things that annoy them |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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I was watching a show the other night and a character was talking about his ‘circles of hell’ which included babies, magic, and kale, all of which I could agree with and I would add misogyny, racism and homophobia! |
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"People who message you on fab, then don't reply to your reply. Then 2 weeks or so later. Send the exact same message."
Ha!
Yes this is annoying. I just kind of find it bewildering ! |
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Those who keep putting the toilet roll on the wrong way round |
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People in the forums who think they are superior and talk down to newbies and un-verified people because they've been here for awhile. |
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By *t0600Man
over a year ago
elvedon |
People who are rude . It costs nothing to be polite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who have decided they know everything about about me, having barely spoken to me
Fuck. Off. |
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People who go out their way to belittle others just to make themselves feel better. |
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"I Annoy myself mostly "
That’s because you’re a dickhead |
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"I Annoy myself mostly
That’s because you’re a dickhead "
You want my dicks head |
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"People who have decided they know everything about about me, having barely spoken to me
Fuck. Off."
This makes me sad, Red. I’ve only spoken to you a little bit but I can tell you’re a wonderful and complex woman with lots to give and lots to discover.
More fool the knobheads who can’t see past a profile
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People who are up each other's arses...not literally |
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