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By (user no longer on site) OP
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If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I can’t be the only one that read this in the voice of a horror-movie narrator opening the film?!"
‘Unfortunately our main character did exactly that’ |
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"No I wouldn't. There are many reasons for this including I can't guarantee that we'd get on"
Oh my lady you do me wrong
Come to the highlands. I'll serenade
You with song .watching a sunset
Over glencoe I'd bask in your beauty in evening glow . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?"
What would be expected of me? |
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
What would be expected of me? "
Fun.
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" I can’t be the only one that read this in the voice of a horror-movie narrator opening the film?!"
Ohh I’m a horror fan and a writer so my imagination went nuts! 
Soooo many things that could go wrong, from simply not getting along and being bored out your bonce to murderous rampages at the end of a bdsm tainted nightmare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?"
If it was someone I knew and felt comfortable with, I'd consider it lols. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
What would be expected of me? "
Nothing would be expected of you, except being DJ for the journey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
What would be expected of me?
Fun.
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I'm in! I'll send you a postcard.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?"
Nope.
I wouldn't say yes if it was a 4 week cruise around the Caribbean on a luxury yacht with first class air travel each way.
Unless it was someone I've interacted with at great length on here for a long while, someone who HAD met it her that I had physically met and fed back good things AND someone that was able to cover my workload, home responsibilities, sort animal/child care......... and an extra ticket for Fox. 
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
What would be expected of me?
Fun.
I'm in! I'll send you a postcard. "
Never mind a postcard, bring some haggis back and a bottle or two of the finest single malt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?"
Everyone is pointing out how risky it could be. Have you thought about that aspect? You may be quite isolated with someone you know nothing of, you could put yourself at risk and never be heard of again. No one would know where you were, youd just not turn up for work one day  |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
What would be expected of me? "
That’s where the payment part comes in, paying with the body  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
Everyone is pointing out how risky it could be. Have you thought about that aspect? You may be quite isolated with someone you know nothing of, you could put yourself at risk and never be heard of again. No one would know where you were, youd just not turn up for work one day "
Of course I have. It’s not something I’m expecting anyone to go for. If it ever did happen then I would give them copies of my passport, driving licence and anything else they wanted and I would expect the same in return |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
Everyone is pointing out how risky it could be. Have you thought about that aspect? You may be quite isolated with someone you know nothing of, you could put yourself at risk and never be heard of again. No one would know where you were, youd just not turn up for work one day
Of course I have. It’s not something I’m expecting anyone to go for. If it ever did happen then I would give them copies of my passport, driving licence and anything else they wanted and I would expect the same in return"
How does that protect you from a potential psycho killer though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode "
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
Everyone is pointing out how risky it could be. Have you thought about that aspect? You may be quite isolated with someone you know nothing of, you could put yourself at risk and never be heard of again. No one would know where you were, youd just not turn up for work one day
Of course I have. It’s not something I’m expecting anyone to go for. If it ever did happen then I would give them copies of my passport, driving licence and anything else they wanted and I would expect the same in return
How does that protect you from a potential psycho killer though "
It doesn’t but at least someone I know will hopefully be able to start an investigation haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?
Everyone is pointing out how risky it could be. Have you thought about that aspect? You may be quite isolated with someone you know nothing of, you could put yourself at risk and never be heard of again. No one would know where you were, youd just not turn up for work one day
Of course I have. It’s not something I’m expecting anyone to go for. If it ever did happen then I would give them copies of my passport, driving licence and anything else they wanted and I would expect the same in return
How does that protect you from a potential psycho killer though
It doesn’t but at least someone I know will hopefully be able to start an investigation haha"
Lol I like your confidence |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series "
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens |
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens "
Only slightly juicy, there is part 3 and 4 planned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens "
First trip goes according to plan, trust and friendship is formed, potential for intimacy to bloom, second trip is mentioned, all feels good about this person (first trip was amazing after all) secluded island is promised for the next trip… Meet some “new friends/locals”… I’m thinking “the babysitter” spin the bottle scene |
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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens "
Twist in the plot, the real killer has been yearning for an invitation like this since escaping their wicked stepmother's home made padded cell. The opportunity to see the Highlands whilst bathing in the blood of their guide will be too good to resist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
Twist in the plot, the real killer has been yearning for an invitation like this since escaping their wicked stepmother's home made padded cell. The opportunity to see the Highlands whilst bathing in the blood of their guide will be too good to resist "
Can David Tennant be the investigating officer? |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
First trip goes according to plan, trust and friendship is formed, potential for intimacy to bloom, second trip is mentioned, all feels good about this person (first trip was amazing after all) secluded island is promised for the next trip… Meet some “new friends/locals”… I’m thinking “the babysitter” spin the bottle scene "
Yessss!! But then the a storm happens (because it just has to) and the true colours get out about the new group
Right we need to form a group and get these ideas on paper. Best seller of 2023 right here |
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"If someone from here you had never met asked if you wanted to go on an all expenses paid holiday, in this case a drive around the Scottish Highlands for a week, would you go?"
Yeah, just like I'd go camping with Fred West |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
Only slightly juicy, there is part 3 and 4 planned. "
Yesss! This is how storys are made. I now volunteer as tribute |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
Twist in the plot, the real killer has been yearning for an invitation like this since escaping their wicked stepmother's home made padded cell. The opportunity to see the Highlands whilst bathing in the blood of their guide will be too good to resist
Can David Tennant be the investigating officer?"
As long as Idris Elba is the story somewhere |
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
Only slightly juicy, there is part 3 and 4 planned.
Yesss! This is how storys are made. I now volunteer as tribute "
It's only in part 4 that they bring the wife into play. Be scared, very scared  |
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
Only slightly juicy, there is part 3 and 4 planned.
Yesss! This is how storys are made. I now volunteer as tribute
It's only in part 4 that they bring the wife into play. Be scared, very scared "
And she is not on her own either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
Twist in the plot, the real killer has been yearning for an invitation like this since escaping their wicked stepmother's home made padded cell. The opportunity to see the Highlands whilst bathing in the blood of their guide will be too good to resist "
Invitee “haha, how do you know I’m not a serial killer?” Invited “highly unlikely there’d be two in the car”  |
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
First trip goes according to plan, trust and friendship is formed, potential for intimacy to bloom, second trip is mentioned, all feels good about this person (first trip was amazing after all) secluded island is promised for the next trip… Meet some “new friends/locals”… I’m thinking “the babysitter” spin the bottle scene
Yessss!! But then the a storm happens (because it just has to) and the true colours get out about the new group
Right we need to form a group and get these ideas on paper. Best seller of 2023 right here "
I’ve already mapped out a plot in my head inc twists and Easter eggs for the true horror fans. Touches of last house on the left, werewolf in london etc
NO to idris Elba cannot stand him!
Ryan Reynolds would so be up for this! But is he a goodie or a baddie? He can play either and all |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
First trip goes according to plan, trust and friendship is formed, potential for intimacy to bloom, second trip is mentioned, all feels good about this person (first trip was amazing after all) secluded island is promised for the next trip… Meet some “new friends/locals”… I’m thinking “the babysitter” spin the bottle scene
Yessss!! But then the a storm happens (because it just has to) and the true colours get out about the new group
Right we need to form a group and get these ideas on paper. Best seller of 2023 right here
I’ve already mapped out a plot in my head inc twists and Easter eggs for the true horror fans. Touches of last house on the left, werewolf in london etc
NO to idris Elba cannot stand him!
Ryan Reynolds would so be up for this! But is he a goodie or a baddie? He can play either and all "
Thats a good substitute, maybe he starts bad but is actually a under cover good guy. He originally was drawing up the plans but turns out hes an investigator
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
First trip goes according to plan, trust and friendship is formed, potential for intimacy to bloom, second trip is mentioned, all feels good about this person (first trip was amazing after all) secluded island is promised for the next trip… Meet some “new friends/locals”… I’m thinking “the babysitter” spin the bottle scene
Yessss!! But then the a storm happens (because it just has to) and the true colours get out about the new group
Right we need to form a group and get these ideas on paper. Best seller of 2023 right here
I’ve already mapped out a plot in my head inc twists and Easter eggs for the true horror fans. Touches of last house on the left, werewolf in london etc
NO to idris Elba cannot stand him!
Ryan Reynolds would so be up for this! But is he a goodie or a baddie? He can play either and all
Thats a good substitute, maybe he starts bad but is actually a under cover good guy. He originally was drawing up the plans but turns out hes an investigator
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I can think of far more delicious scenarios where Ryan Reynolds is concerned
But I get where you’re coming from |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
First trip goes according to plan, trust and friendship is formed, potential for intimacy to bloom, second trip is mentioned, all feels good about this person (first trip was amazing after all) secluded island is promised for the next trip… Meet some “new friends/locals”… I’m thinking “the babysitter” spin the bottle scene
Yessss!! But then the a storm happens (because it just has to) and the true colours get out about the new group
Right we need to form a group and get these ideas on paper. Best seller of 2023 right here
I’ve already mapped out a plot in my head inc twists and Easter eggs for the true horror fans. Touches of last house on the left, werewolf in london etc
NO to idris Elba cannot stand him!
Ryan Reynolds would so be up for this! But is he a goodie or a baddie? He can play either and all
Thats a good substitute, maybe he starts bad but is actually a under cover good guy. He originally was drawing up the plans but turns out hes an investigator
I can think of far more delicious scenarios where Ryan Reynolds is concerned
But I get where you’re coming from "
Are we not keeping it PG as i can definitely think of a few scenarios too with him and they all involve a weapon of some sort |
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"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
First trip goes according to plan, trust and friendship is formed, potential for intimacy to bloom, second trip is mentioned, all feels good about this person (first trip was amazing after all) secluded island is promised for the next trip… Meet some “new friends/locals”… I’m thinking “the babysitter” spin the bottle scene
Yessss!! But then the a storm happens (because it just has to) and the true colours get out about the new group
Right we need to form a group and get these ideas on paper. Best seller of 2023 right here
I’ve already mapped out a plot in my head inc twists and Easter eggs for the true horror fans. Touches of last house on the left, werewolf in london etc
NO to idris Elba cannot stand him!
Ryan Reynolds would so be up for this! But is he a goodie or a baddie? He can play either and all
Thats a good substitute, maybe he starts bad but is actually a under cover good guy. He originally was drawing up the plans but turns out hes an investigator
I can think of far more delicious scenarios where Ryan Reynolds is concerned
But I get where you’re coming from
Are we not keeping it PG as i can definitely think of a few scenarios too with him and they all involve a weapon of some sort "
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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I’ve wild camped and toured the highlands on my own before.. many a night I’ve wished for company, even the murderous kind..
I’d weirdly say yes, aslong as we’d have met beforehand over a beer and they don’t snore.. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Nope, i dont fancy being the star in a documentary
What if you were guaranteed a sequel?
Now that would be slightly more tempting than just one episode
Sequel may or may not contain charactors from the first series
This is getting good, so do we survive the first trip and go again but to a small island where the real juicy story happens
Twist in the plot, the real killer has been yearning for an invitation like this since escaping their wicked stepmother's home made padded cell. The opportunity to see the Highlands whilst bathing in the blood of their guide will be too good to resist
Invitee “haha, how do you know I’m not a serial killer?” Invited “highly unlikely there’d be two in the car” "
Excellent! 
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