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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My mrs bought a paperback in asda saturday,
i had a look inside the paper bag-twas fifty shades of grey.
well i just left her to it,and went off up to bed
an hour later she appeared OH,the sight filled me with dread.
in her hand she held a rope,the other held a whip.
she brandished them around a bit and then began to strip.
well sixty years ago i might have had a peek,but Doris hasn't weathered well-shes 88 next week.
watching Dorisbump and grind couldn't be much grimmer.and things progressed from bad to worse - she toppled off her zimmer.
she struggled back up to her feet , a good half hour later,put her teeth back in and said too dominate her.
now if you knew our Doris,you'd know why i cringed,i'd been 2 months in traction'cos my hips and knees unhinged.
she stood there nude,al naked like,bent forward quite a bit
and jumping back in fright ,i went and stood on her left tit.
Doris screamed her teeth shot out,my word what i had done?
she moaned and groned then shouted out "step on the other one".
well reader , i can tell no more about what occurred that day.suffice to say ,my dark brown hair,turned fifty shades of grey.
black and blue,battered too,with wanton wild perversion,we decided that a night of sin was scarce worth such exertion.
thank heavens she has binned the book and peace reigns like before,
shes head to toe in winceyette and back to back we snore.
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