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My wife complains that I don't buy her flowers

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To be honest I never knew she sold flowers

By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

My pets does not eat meat. for fuck sake who gives pedigree chum to gold fish.

By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Does she sing to you

You don't bring me flowers

You don't sing me love songs

You hardly talk to me anymore

When I come through the door at the end of the day

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wife: I love you

Husband: is that you or the wine talking?

Wife: me,talking to the wine

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wife in front of the mirror “I feel ugly. Give me a compliment to make me feel better.”

Husband: “Your vision is absolutely perfect

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife and I have decided we don’t want children.

If you’re interested, please respond by return and I will arrange to drop them off

By *atnayCouple over a year ago

STEVENAGE

I only get flowers if they are in the reduced section. Or if hes in the dog house. He should have been Jewish lol.

By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple over a year ago

Watford

Just marry a diabetic with hay fever. No need to buy flowers or chocolates.

By *ADY GOODWITCHWoman over a year ago

single st, kinky Town

I just grow my own lol