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Women lying about their age - no women allowed on this thread!!
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Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… )  |
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over a year ago
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Haha I know you said no women but there is a lot of guys that do this too. I'm classes as an older woman, I dunt feel the need to lie or post old pics. Take me as I am.  |
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" Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… ) "
My tires are hanging off please take pity & pump me up I need to be ridden & not left in the OLD vehicle heaven.  |
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"Haha I know you said no women but there is a lot of guys that do this too. I'm classes as an older woman, I dunt feel the need to lie or post old pics. Take me as I am. "
Baby you don't need to lie your gorgeous give it another 10 years
& Lying to be notice may be needed.  |
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it 
I’m not a smart man "
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue  |
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"I'm actually only 32, Todger, but I was fed up of all those fit young Adonis types hitting me up, so I aged myself out of their virile little filters "
See- this lady has upstairs for thinking and downstairs for dancing!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does her age matter, surely it’s a spark between two people, if she needs kisses are going to still give them if her breasts have gone south? Age height prowess ability to make tea all fall by the wayside when there is kisses or is it just me |
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" Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… ) "
Oh Roger would you do this old bird a service.x |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??"
I'll start an Auction going for it |
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"Does her age matter, surely it’s a spark between two people, if she needs kisses are going to still give them if her breasts have gone south? Age height prowess ability to make tea all fall by the wayside when there is kisses or is it just me "
Wow really I think my nipple's are heading straight for the teabags
I could do you toad in the hole?
But as I'm senile I won't remember the recipe. |
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??
I'll start an Auction going for it "
Its in latin - it will fetch a fortune!! |
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??
I'll start an Auction going for it
Its in latin - it will fetch a fortune!! "
But can you afford it?
I'm a classic |
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??
I'll start an Auction going for it
Its in latin - it will fetch a fortune!!
But can you afford it?
I'm a classic "
I meant dreamys xx |
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man "
69 is the new 30 x |
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue "
My knitting bag just incase of boredom.Toffee gets stuck in the falseys not a good look. |
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue
My knitting bag just incase of boredom.Toffee gets stuck in the falseys not a good look."
They look real!! Ohhhh teeth… as you were xx |
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue "
I wish! I brought the chocolate hob nobs though |
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue
I wish! I brought the chocolate hob nobs though "
Cover yours in chocolate and I will do my best to imagine it's a chocolate biscuit.x |
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"I'm actually only 32, Todger, but I was fed up of all those fit young Adonis types hitting me up, so I aged myself out of their virile little filters
See- this lady has upstairs for thinking and downstairs for dancing!!!! "
Dancing in my pants as we speak  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue "
Women aren't allowed on this thread I know. I know. But I'm a bit panicked now I love these sweets! What does this say about me I'm an old banger? I think a classic. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm an 80s baby and never been married! What can I do to catfish my age please
Just say you identify as 21. Sport a daisy dukes and no one will doubt you "
To be fair I get put close to that age range regularly anyway ahaha! Not sure I could rock the Daisy dukes though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… ) "
You are so cheeky. Over my knee you'll go  |
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Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball.
Men 95%
Women 4%
Couples 1%
The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed.
Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really.
Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol. |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
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Mmh I think a few more women than that knock a few years off ...from my experience ..
Not because it influences getting a meet , just general "vanity" like we all tend to have as we get older ...
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By *killsMan
over a year ago
Never Never Land |
To be fair I rarely pay attention to their ages. I find the mature ladies more appealing. Mainly because they can make a good cup of tea and always have biscuits in the cupboard. Need to get those fluid and energy levels up after a rigorous game of bridge |
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball.
Men 95%
Women 4%
Couples 1%
The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed.
Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really.
Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol."
51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in….. 
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab 
My age is correct |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Go to a club.
Nobody wears their age on their sleeve and if you like the look of someone the odds are nobody will actually ask ages anyway.
The exception being if it's someone's birthday and they have one of those badges that comes with a card.
A
*top tip - if you want to do well in clubs wear a birthday badge (any age will do) and go round asking for birthday shags, blowies and bums. Works every time. 
**66% of the time anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age.
Women 4%
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Dream on. I bet every man on here has experienced that sinking feeling when the reality bears no relation to their claimed age or pics on profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an 80s baby and never been married! What can I do to catfish my age please
Just say you identify as 21. Sport a daisy dukes and no one will doubt you
To be fair I get put close to that age range regularly anyway ahaha! Not sure I could rock the Daisy dukes though "
I feel we should be the one's to judge that - anticipating the cutoffs and button busting blouse in your next profile pic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct "
Someone has probably just been blocked by a lot of women on Fab - having said that, surely most of the women on Fab have actually only just turned 21 (again) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 99 years old.. definitely an old banger.. "
Ah, but you appear to have the air bags so probably a very safe ride
BTW air bags only became standard equipment in the UK in 2003, so that means you are probably only just 20. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age.
Women 4%
Dream on. I bet every man on here has experienced that sinking feeling when the reality bears no relation to their claimed age or pics on profile."
Mate, "every man"? Honestly, I think judging by the comments in the forum over 90% of all men on Fab don't get a meet |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball.
Men 95%
Women 4%
Couples 1%
The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed.
Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really.
Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol.
51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct "
I bet you still went inside though, standards and all that soon disappeared I bet! 
And don't add 5 years to my age, my age on fab is correct |
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball.
Men 95%
Women 4%
Couples 1%
The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed.
Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really.
Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol.
51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct
I bet you still went inside though, standards and all that soon disappeared I bet!
And don't add 5 years to my age, my age on fab is correct "
I actually did go inside with her, because I’m a gentleman, and too polite to just turn and walk away.
I enjoyed a cup of tea with her, which I drank as quickly as I could without burning my mouth, and even though she offered to go up to her bedroom, I declined, stating that I had only planned for a social meet, and didn’t have time for anything else.
My standards always remain high, thank you very much |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball.
Men 95%
Women 4%
Couples 1%
The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed.
Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really.
Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol.
51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct
I bet you still went inside though, standards and all that soon disappeared I bet!
And don't add 5 years to my age, my age on fab is correct
I actually did go inside with her, because I’m a gentleman, and too polite to just turn and walk away.
I enjoyed a cup of tea with her, which I drank as quickly as I could without burning my mouth, and even though she offered to go up to her bedroom, I declined, stating that I had only planned for a social meet, and didn’t have time for anything else.
My standards always remain high, thank you very much "
Be an actual Gentleman then and stop assuming everyone lies about their age on here!
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