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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a darn thing! I'm 66 and practically invisible 
Your utterly gorgeous and ooze sex appeal we need to start a help the aged group & get noticed.  "
Surprised either of you are having difficulties (and Toyah - your verifications says 150 meets, which even over a 14 year period cannot be called 'invisible').
Both invisible to me though because of location and couples - but still surprised given the general horniness of the average chap on here, that your email inbox is not bursting at the seams.
Good luck and if you set up on OAP group make sure it follows the Saga category catering to over 50s, or McCarthy and Stone with over 55s - that way I get in.
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over a year ago
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"Not a darn thing! I'm 66 and practically invisible
Your utterly gorgeous and ooze sex appeal we need to start a help the aged group & get noticed. "
Well I'd love to be signed up to that group if you create one! Two sexy ladies and, like one of the previous posters, I cant believe you're not inundated with offers. You should be a single guy on here, now thats hard! |
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"Not a darn thing! I'm 66 and practically invisible
Your utterly gorgeous and ooze sex appeal we need to start a help the aged group & get noticed.
Surprised either of you are having difficulties (and Toyah - your verifications says 150 meets, which even over a 14 year period cannot be called 'invisible').
Both invisible to me though because of location and couples - but still surprised given the general horniness of the average chap on here, that your email inbox is not bursting at the seams.
Good luck and if you set up on OAP group make sure it follows the Saga category catering to over 50s, or McCarthy and Stone with over 55s - that way I get in.
Thanks"
I bribed them all it took many jackhammers but it was worth it not sure my knees would agree.lol |
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A lot of people assume we're inundated with messages. We're not for several reasons, our age filters, many people in our age group actually want to meet younger people, we're both straight.
We put several new pictures up on Saturday and received six messages, three of which were from people we're already talking to. |
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I actually find it being the opposite. A lot of older women and couples have their age set higher than 25. No chance of even send a cheeky compliment then. I think you just have to be yourself and good things will follow! |
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I have pretty open filters age wise - i tried the. Block all nobheads button but couldn’t post until i switched it off…. Must be a bug!! Age isnt as important as attitude… maybe we should have an attitude filter… filter out arrogant and attention seeking… see how
Many still get to post ( admittedly the forums crew arent like that… but the riff raff downstairs???  ) |
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"Well I'm afraid on here people do put you out to pasture for the younger model particularly us men folk.
I would certainly be part of your help the aged group you ladies are top of my list of ladies I would like to explore with so count me in  "
So do you want to be nominated as our president?
It would have many bonuses!
Help the aged swingers needs you lol |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"A lot of people assume we're inundated with messages. We're not for several reasons, our age filters, many people in our age group actually want to meet younger people, we're both straight.
We put several new pictures up on Saturday and received six messages, three of which were from people we're already talking to. "
I would have messaged but I am too old  will you accept this  |
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"Not a darn thing! I'm 66 and practically invisible
This was like magic 
It wasn't magic my glasses steamed up
Oh there you are!! "
I am actually an illusion. Even Derren Brown can't explain me although Uri Geller did once bend my spoons  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We put several new pictures up on Saturday and received six messages, three of which were from people we're already talking to. "
I saw the pictures - the wysteria looked beautiful  |
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We put several new pictures up on Saturday and received six messages, three of which were from people we're already talking to.
I saw the pictures - the wysteria looked beautiful "
Doesn't it! It smells divine too but beware any fever sufferers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bribed them all it took many jackhammers but it was worth it not sure my knees would agree.lol"
You can buy a garden kneeler from Amazon for about £12. It is soft foam padded for the knees, and the robust steel sides allow you to push yourself up with ease. Dual functionality too, you can turn it around to sit on.
I knew you'd appreciate that - you're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We put several new pictures up on Saturday and received six messages, three of which were from people we're already talking to.
I saw the pictures - the wysteria looked beautiful
Doesn't it! It smells divine too but beware any fever sufferers "
Your outfits were pretty spectacular too mwah xx |
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We put several new pictures up on Saturday and received six messages, three of which were from people we're already talking to.
I saw the pictures - the wysteria looked beautiful
Doesn't it! It smells divine too but beware any fever sufferers
Your outfits were pretty spectacular too mwah xx"
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Trouble is, I think, people are on here for years, but they don’t increase the maximum age they are looking for… despite the fact that they are older themselves. So someone I’d possibly be perfectly suited to one year ago doesn’t allow contact now I’m a year older.
(But so are they)
Each year on my birthday I raise the age group I’m look at by one year. |
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"Trouble is, I think, people are on here for years, but they don’t increase the maximum age they are looking for… despite the fact that they are older themselves. So someone I’d possibly be perfectly suited to one year ago doesn’t allow contact now I’m a year older.
(But so are they)
Each year on my birthday I raise the age group I’m look at by one year. "
We do raise our power limit and sometimes our upper but aging by one year ourselves doesn't necessarily change the age we're looking for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just sink my teeth in and drag them back to my lair "
Ah the old 'gin trap' - and it's not Hendrick or Plymouth. Sometimes there is an advantage in being an older male, experience from being caught by the spring loaded teeth in my youth (had to bite my own leg off to escape!)  |
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"As an old bird what can I do to not get passed by because of my age?
Please help the aged lol
I'm really only 25 in spirit.x "
We sometimes think cause we are an early 30’s couple that we get overlooked. |
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"As an old bird what can I do to not get passed by because of my age?
Please help the aged lol
I'm really only 25 in spirit.x
We sometimes think cause we are an early 30’s couple that we get overlooked. "
I think everyone feels a bit overlooked at times |
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"As an old bird what can I do to not get passed by because of my age?
Please help the aged lol
I'm really only 25 in spirit.x
We sometimes think cause we are an early 30’s couple that we get overlooked.
I think everyone feels a bit overlooked at times "
I agree
We get hardly no views on profile then some days over 200+ |
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"Can I join please? I hit the big 60 last week and need help to accept/embrace this milestone 
It's a bit of a shock isn't it. It feels like only five minutes ago we were dreading being 40 "
Yes to this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As an old bird what can I do to not get passed by because of my age?
Please help the aged lol
I'm really only 25 in spirit.x "
No way you are getting passed by you are stunning |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
I will be turning 60 in a few weeks which will drop me out the age ranges of a lot of people overnight and I think will be a bit like getting forcibly given a cloak of invisibility that I won’t be able to take off! |
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The ladies and couples on this thread look amazing and I was thinking exactly the same myself, as I gathered my zimmer frame pulling it towards my assist chair before mounting the stairlift ready to open the door to my carer!
Please do count me in - I can think of some amazing secretaries and PA’s in this thread x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As an old bird what can I do to not get passed by because of my age?
Please help the aged lol
I'm really only 25 in spirit.x "
https://youtu.be/_bZjKC0EaY0 |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Im surprised nobody's mentioned clubs yet!
There are no end of clubs that appear targeted mainly at 'older' folk, where the average age will be similar and people can enjoy the company of others of a similar 'vintage' and outlook.
For example there's Mecca, the WI and Saga.....
Only kidding.
Seriously though. We've seen no end of people 60+ at clubs having a ball and with the rise of 'cougars and cubs' nights there's plenty of opportunities for people to have fun in swingers clubs whatever your age.
Plus when your joints start aching you can sooth them in the hot tub.
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im surprised nobody's mentioned clubs yet!
There are no end of clubs that appear targeted mainly at 'older' folk, where the average age will be similar and people can enjoy the company of others of a similar 'vintage' and outlook.
For example there's Mecca, the WI and Saga.....
Only kidding.
Seriously though. We've seen no end of people 60+ at clubs having a ball and with the rise of 'cougars and cubs' nights there's plenty of opportunities for people to have fun in swingers clubs whatever your age.
Plus when your joints start aching you can sooth them in the hot tub.
A"
Cheeky sod! You will be eligible for Saga in three years Andy! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Im surprised nobody's mentioned clubs yet!
There are no end of clubs that appear targeted mainly at 'older' folk, where the average age will be similar and people can enjoy the company of others of a similar 'vintage' and outlook.
For example there's Mecca, the WI and Saga.....
Only kidding.
Seriously though. We've seen no end of people 60+ at clubs having a ball and with the rise of 'cougars and cubs' nights there's plenty of opportunities for people to have fun in swingers clubs whatever your age.
Plus when your joints start aching you can sooth them in the hot tub.
A
Cheeky sod! You will be eligible for Saga in three years Andy!"
Nah.
I'll just lower my age to 29 so I can still qualify for club 18-30 holidays....
A
*are they still a thing? |
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"Im surprised nobody's mentioned clubs yet!
There are no end of clubs that appear targeted mainly at 'older' folk, where the average age will be similar and people can enjoy the company of others of a similar 'vintage' and outlook.
For example there's Mecca, the WI and Saga.....
Only kidding.
Seriously though. We've seen no end of people 60+ at clubs having a ball and with the rise of 'cougars and cubs' nights there's plenty of opportunities for people to have fun in swingers clubs whatever your age.
Plus when your joints start aching you can sooth them in the hot tub.
A"
Do they have WD40 on standby to ensure the hoist to get us into the hot tub runs smoothly or do they provide oiled up, young men with musclular forearms to lift us in? Only I'm allergic to WD40... |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Im surprised nobody's mentioned clubs yet!
There are no end of clubs that appear targeted mainly at 'older' folk, where the average age will be similar and people can enjoy the company of others of a similar 'vintage' and outlook.
For example there's Mecca, the WI and Saga.....
Only kidding.
Seriously though. We've seen no end of people 60+ at clubs having a ball and with the rise of 'cougars and cubs' nights there's plenty of opportunities for people to have fun in swingers clubs whatever your age.
Plus when your joints start aching you can sooth them in the hot tub.
A
Do they have WD40 on standby to ensure the hoist to get us into the hot tub runs smoothly or do they provide oiled up, young men with musclular forearms to lift us in? Only I'm allergic to WD40..."
Oh definitely the latter.
Getting in is often easy. Just requires a gentle shove......
Getting out can be a tad trickier.
A |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"Im surprised nobody's mentioned clubs yet!
There are no end of clubs that appear targeted mainly at 'older' folk, where the average age will be similar and people can enjoy the company of others of a similar 'vintage' and outlook.
For example there's Mecca, the WI and Saga.....
Only kidding.
Seriously though. We've seen no end of people 60+ at clubs having a ball and with the rise of 'cougars and cubs' nights there's plenty of opportunities for people to have fun in swingers clubs whatever your age.
Plus when your joints start aching you can sooth them in the hot tub.
A
Do they have WD40 on standby to ensure the hoist to get us into the hot tub runs smoothly or do they provide oiled up, young men with musclular forearms to lift us in? Only I'm allergic to WD40...
Oh definitely the latter.
Getting in is often easy. Just requires a gentle shove......
Getting out can be a tad trickier.
A"
Are we are still talking about hot tub ? |
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"Im surprised nobody's mentioned clubs yet!
There are no end of clubs that appear targeted mainly at 'older' folk, where the average age will be similar and people can enjoy the company of others of a similar 'vintage' and outlook.
For example there's Mecca, the WI and Saga.....
Only kidding.
Seriously though. We've seen no end of people 60+ at clubs having a ball and with the rise of 'cougars and cubs' nights there's plenty of opportunities for people to have fun in swingers clubs whatever your age.
Plus when your joints start aching you can sooth them in the hot tub.
A
Do they have WD40 on standby to ensure the hoist to get us into the hot tub runs smoothly or do they provide oiled up, young men with musclular forearms to lift us in? Only I'm allergic to WD40...
Oh definitely the latter.
Getting in is often easy. Just requires a gentle shove......
Getting out can be a tad trickier.
A
Are we are still talking about hot tub ? "
I bloomin hope so Tarkus! |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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You’re aiming for the wrong people.
You’re younger than me, as are most people on fab tbh.
I don’t think age is a major issue for women: build and location probably.
For men the issue seems to be age, build, location, gender and preferences. |
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"As an old bird what can I do to not get passed by because of my age?
Please help the aged lol
I'm really only 25 in spirit.x
No way you are getting passed by you are stunning "
Oh you are so kind x |
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"As an old bird what can I do to not get passed by because of my age?
Please help the aged lol
I'm really only 25 in spirit.x "
You look Fab-ulous. I always message mature women and they never reply. Maybe the right parings aren’t happening sadly x |
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"Not a darn thing! I'm 66 and practically invisible
You aint invisible-Ive just fabbed several of your pics. HOT!"
Thanks .
It's all a bit tongue in cheek. I'm quite happy with my lot and being 66 is better than the alternative |
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