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Tell me lies , tell me sweet little lies...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's had a wank whilst diving.
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That isn't a lie 
He wears scooba gear for cunilingus 
Some would see that as a kink 
Is a voiceover artist most famously known for being Moe in the Simpsons"
If she stood upright she'd be more flat chested than my dad |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"He's had a wank whilst diving.
F
That isn't a lie
He wears scooba gear for cunilingus
Some would see that as a kink
Is a voiceover artist most famously known for being Moe in the Simpsons
If she stood upright she'd be more flat chested than my dad"
Works as an onion peeler. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn’t wash their genitals for a week once and told me they had been going bare with random meet nows 
He’s hip. "
She’s once approached someone to chat them up barking like a dog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn’t wash their genitals for a week once and told me they had been going bare with random meet nows
He’s hip.
She’s once approached someone to chat them up barking like a dog. "
Was spotted leaving the Mongolian fur traders swinging club.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calls himself a pussy diver but sits at home aggressively wanking with his head in the fish tank.
I startled the cat, with my guffaw!"
Oh that poor pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like all good Brummies she loves a bag of Gary Lineker endorsed Walkers Bovril flavoured crisps whilst lacking naked on her bed masturbating to Jasper Carrott |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He can't swim
Takes dates out for a meal, and reverses the car round the Macdonalds drive thru so it's on his dates side to pay  "
Donald trumps brother  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is actually a famous magician and escapologist. Could not keep him cuffed to the bed 
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Are stand in body doubles for Phil and Holly"
Is the secret love child of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually a famous mexican musician who sang at King Charles's coronation & currently having an affair with Boris Johnson’s wife  "
She goes like a privy door in the plague |
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