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B*tch please kill my vibe
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jacob Rees-Mogg has had sex a minimum of six times (judging by the line-up of mini-Moggs he’s produced)."
This is crazy because he looks like Walter from beano  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The square of the hypotonuse is equal to the sun of the square of the other sides….. is it dead yet? Did I do it …. Pythagorean formulae always works for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The square of the hypotonuse is equal to the sun of the square of the other sides….. is it dead yet? Did I do it …. Pythagorean formulae always works for me"
Yes it’s flaccid!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!
Please tell me something to kill my vibe.
Morning. 
This isn’t helpful 
Wanna kiss? Nekkid?
STOP IT!
Touch yourself. It won’t hurt. "
Ok I’m ignoring you from now on |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!
Please tell me something to kill my vibe.
Morning.
This isn’t helpful
Wanna kiss? Nekkid?
STOP IT!
Touch yourself. It won’t hurt.
Ok I’m ignoring you from now on "
*whistles nonchalantly
I’m touching myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are the symptoms of a broken penis?
A popping or cracking sound
Sharp, intense pain that doesn’t go away
Losing your erection instantly
Dark-purple bruising and swelling
Problems urinating (later on)
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