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over a year ago
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Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.
And now I want to cry 
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it not paying rent....... kill!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.
And now I want to cry
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must have a clean house spiders dont like dirty houses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am somewhat arachnophobic.
So KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hair spray and bog roll. "
So its now a big hairy bastard spider with an excellent quiff and a clean ass!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.
And now I want to cry
must have a clean house spiders dont like dirty houses "
Dont I look like a dirty girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.
And now I want to cry
must have a clean house spiders dont like dirty houses
Dont I look like a dirty girl"
You hid your profile from the spider, too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am somewhat arachnophobic.
So KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hair spray and bog roll. "
Hairspray and a cigarette lighter.....
Deserves to die.... If it had read your profile it wouldn't have turned up for a meet....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need some conkers In your house
Does that work as I have one in my bathroom
Apparently so but I've never used it my cars take care of the spiders "
Cars?
Conkers?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It probably scarpered off home and when it got there, all sweaty and shaking, it's wife said, "What's up with you?" to which it replied, "I was sitting on some curtains minding my own business and this fookin great human thing scared the frickin crap outta me with her screaming. Nearly had a fucking heart attack I tell ya!" |
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"they dont like wood floors,havent had one since i put a wood floor in,or maybe they just got fed up of me screaming "
It's the echo. It bounces off the walls and they feel like you're in all corners attacking from all sides. We've got wooden floors too and our spiders fucked off and invaded the wing mirrors on our car! |
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