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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Quality. I'm pissing myself here..

The guy picking the girls is an accountant and he's down to two lasses and he says, "I'm an accountant and good with numbers. So i'm going to give you a sum to do.."

At which point Paddy McGuinness takes his to one side and whispers, "Look, have you seen the show before?"

Priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

love that it was such a simple question and she got it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I nearly wet myself watching it. I love Paddy, he used to go to my gym.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What about the blonde woman from last week... she asked her date what he was studying.. he says, "Architecture," she replies, "bones and stuff."

He says, "no, er, that's archeology."

You couldn't make this stuff up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damn..!!!

*Recalls the hit squad...... *

Dont worry Minxie..... I'll find another way of gettin ya into No. 10.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about the blonde woman from last week... she asked her date what he was studying.. he says, "Architecture," she replies, "bones and stuff."

He says, "no, er, that's archeology."

You couldn't make this stuff up. "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What about the blonde woman from last week... she asked her date what he was studying.. he says, "Architecture," she replies, "bones and stuff."

He says, "no, er, that's archeology."

You couldn't make this stuff up. "

And your point about blondes is??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What about the blonde woman from last week... she asked her date what he was studying.. he says, "Architecture," she replies, "bones and stuff."

He says, "no, er, that's archeology."

You couldn't make this stuff up.

And your point about blondes is?? "

Er... she had blonde hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh brother. Paddy's trying to talk to a scouse woman now. Well, I say talking, it's more like opening her mouth and letting a noise come out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about the blonde woman from last week... she asked her date what he was studying.. he says, "Architecture," she replies, "bones and stuff."

He says, "no, er, that's archeology."

You couldn't make this stuff up.

And your point about blondes is??

Er... she had blonde hair. "

Absolutely bet she was an aeroplane Blonde!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oh brother. Paddy's trying to talk to a scouse woman now. Well, I say talking, it's more like opening her mouth and letting a noise come out of it. "

The Rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you did take me out, I was considering gun, knife or lead pipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you did take me out, I was considering gun, knife or lead pipe "

I was thinking sniper.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"When you did take me out, I was considering gun, knife or lead pipe

I was thinking sniper.....

"

kick in the bollocks would be pointless..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What about the blonde woman from last week... she asked her date what he was studying.. he says, "Architecture," she replies, "bones and stuff."

He says, "no, er, that's archeology."

You couldn't make this stuff up.

And your point about blondes is??

Er... she had blonde hair. "

Ok smart arse!!

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