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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance 
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes. "
That's hot |
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes. "
If you were really gentle I could pretend you're Rachel Riley maybe if I have soap in my eyes  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty 
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again "
I know. I'm getting the effects from here  |
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
I know. I'm getting the effects from here "
Carried on the breeze |
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes.
If you were really gentle I could pretend you're Rachel Riley maybe if I have soap in my eyes "
That’s not soap….. |
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water.
A bar of cold tar soap for washin.
That's brutal 
I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap  "
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's nasty |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
I know. I'm getting the effects from here
Carried on the breeze "
Tis potent |
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water.
A bar of cold tar soap for washin.
That's brutal
I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's nasty "
Ajax powder?? That'll take the skin off you lol |
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean. "
Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits |
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?"
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today |
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes.
If you were really gentle I could pretend you're Rachel Riley maybe if I have soap in my eyes
That’s not soap….. "
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean.
Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits "
But I like the tease of taking my time to get there. |
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water.
A bar of cold tar soap for washin.
That's brutal
I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's nasty
Ajax powder?? That'll take the skin off you lol"
I need my skin |
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean.
Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits
But I like the tease of taking my time to get there. "
There's no time for that, it's expensive to run a power shower |
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today "
Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure |
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today
Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure "
Essence of magnolia |
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today
Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure
Essence of magnolia "
And don't forget your Lynx Africa |
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today
Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure
Essence of magnolia
And don't forget your Lynx Africa "
I don't think I've used that since I was a teenager |
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"With 156 water balloons filled with soapy water heated to 36°C
Although that sounds more appealing than some of the above, I do wonder if that might sting a little "
If it does let me know, and I'll aim got ceiling and walls so you can wash using the splash back instead. |
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"With 156 water balloons filled with soapy water heated to 36°C
Although that sounds more appealing than some of the above, I do wonder if that might sting a little
If it does let me know, and I'll aim got ceiling and walls so you can wash using the splash back instead. "
This sounds like something you'd see on japanese game shows |
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing!
Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me "
Well it doesn't scratch the paint on the horsebox, so I figured it would be ok!
At least this powehose is connected to warm water! |
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it.
This is a shower situation
I see, in that case how about a body to body rub. Has anyone offered you that yet? "
Nobody has offered that but that's definitely not something I want from a guy, thank you for the offer though |
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing!
Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me
Well it doesn't scratch the paint on the horsebox, so I figured it would be ok!
At least this powehose is connected to warm water!"
Yeah my paintwork should be ok and warm water is better than the cold |
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it.
This is a shower situation
I see, in that case how about a body to body rub. Has anyone offered you that yet?
Nobody has offered that but that's definitely not something I want from a guy, thank you for the offer though
I was not offering at all. I was asking if any of the women above had offered for you. I am too lazy to rub myself never mind anyone else whoever they might be. "
I'm never to lazy to rub myself |
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"Wow. Yes please I'd have to get you hot n sweaty first then get you in the shower n lather you all up . I need a cold shower thinking about it xx"
There seems to be a few with jet washers in the thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh… you know those foamy shower gels … I’d cover you in that and we’d play O and X’s on your body …. winner gets to rinse it off 
That sounds like fun "
Super slippy fun |
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