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What are your best and worst pick up lines!

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

Your arse is so sexy I would break every chair, sofa and couch in the world just so you would have to sit on my face

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Darlin is that a ladder in yer tights or the stairway to heaven

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’ve managed to pull simply by saying “incoming!”

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By *ixed MisterMan over a year ago

London

I had this awesome pickup line, but I forgot it the moment I laid eyes on you

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

________ is the best one but iv found this -------- line seems broken so worst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t do chat up lines

My two methods are ither chram or just drop my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your Crash Helmet .... You're going through the headboard ....

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By *redwilma666Couple over a year ago

Kilbirnie

How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilised

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

heard this recently the cheek of it made me laugh.

" I may not be the best looking bloke in here, but I'm the one who's talking to you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab you’re coat

You’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope you’ve got home insurance, because I’m about to smash your back door in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it cold in hear

Or are you just happy to see me

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

If i said you had a beautiful body - would you let me smash in your fart pipe?? I may have mixed up 2 chat up lines but you get the gist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t do chat up lines

My two methods are ither chram or just drop my knickers "

You could tune that dripping action to words.. 'Oops I think I have dropped something.. might need a helping hand.. '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus.. dropping not dripping. Although the dripping might occur shortly.

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you?

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By *ixed MisterMan over a year ago

London

I know you’re busy, but please add me to your list of things to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were my daughter, id still be bathing you".

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By *heekycute xMan over a year ago

derby

Call me Arsenal…. I like to be on top but always finish second.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just smile and they pass out and I carry them home and have my way with them

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I saw this one work and I don't know how it worked..

Mate did that beckoning thing with his finger at a lady across the bar she noticed and walked over and asked what he was doing.

His reply ' I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all ten'

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

I may not be as good as I once was, but I am as good once, as I ever was!

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

This was one of my real chat up linesd in a fetish club.....

"Please may I have grope of your boobs?"

Many said yes......

and a few went further!

Only ever used in a fetish club.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does this hanky smell like chloroform to you? "

Once tied up will you bring me round?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does this hanky smell like chloroform to you? "

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