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dicks been moulded the new johnny basher dildo will be coming to you soon
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So is this a dildo you bash jonny with?
You could be on to something here!!  "
maybe the police would be interested in it. A new standard for truncheons? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Just the thread title made me smile...Johnny, I need the full technical specification before I can decide whether a Johnny Basher will be a good addition to my toybox...also will an extended warranty be available as I'm currently unwillingly celibate and giving my toys a right old Caz bashing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like rabbits. Can you send me one to test drive for free? I promise I'll write a re_iew and send it in to This Morning. I bet Holly Wotsit would like a Johnny Basher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost. "
 I think he will think about the wrong type of ring |
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"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.
few girls have said its better than the rabbit. "
6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound. |
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"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.
I think he will think about the wrong type of ring "
Probably, lol. I should fo thought of that one. |
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"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.
I think he will think about the wrong type of ring
Probably, lol. I should fo thought of that one. "
yes it accomadates lady's rings & also glows in the dark if ur fella dont like the lights on. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.
few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound."
Johnny can you just clarify is that 3 inches width or girth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brilliant , i will order one, i need something to keep my rings together. I have a stand for my jewellery but my rings always get lost.
I think he will think about the wrong type of ring
Probably, lol. I should fo thought of that one. yes it accomadates lady's rings & also glows in the dark if ur fella dont like the lights on."
Battery or mains ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.
few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound."
That's more the size for a bullet than a dildo Jonny  |
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"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.
few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound.
Johnny can you just clarify is that 3 inches width or girth?"
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"thats girth lol.
an instructions manual amd hard hat come in the box for ur own protection."
Oh is it lol. So that's about 0.9 inches diameter
Not much of a basher but probably quite useful for writing shopping lists |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.
few girls have said its better than the rabbit. 6nd half inches long 3 inches wide and has a big mushroom head....has 5 speed dialogue. top speed goes at the speed of sound.
That's more the size for a bullet than a dildo Jonny "
Will it come in different colours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some say it has a mnd of its own. "
And that if two were in a room together they would converse as if long lost brothers....
We call him THE JONNY BASHER!
Clarkson should definitely do your marketing. |
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"lol no its a 5 speed vibrating dildo.
few girls have said its better than the rabbit. "
Oh the irony lol!
Just the Addition of an "A", or perhaps better, "Quite a ..." at the beginning of the second line would perhaps have been better, however I think perhaps its more accurate as it is PMSL! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"thats girth lol.
an instructions manual amd hard hat come in the box for ur own protection.
Oh is it lol. So that's about 0.9 inches diameter
Not much of a basher but probably quite useful for writing shopping lists "
Hey, leave the Argos pens out of this thread please! |
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seems a great offer
