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Just been to a wedding and this happened
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Just at a wedding boys. Shake a few hands see a few guys. Then head towards the gents. Walk in 3 cubicules. First one don't look good, second in decent shape and third one locked up.
Walk in, preflight checks complete lowered landing gear, ready for takeoff.
When in comes a freshie and his young brother about to piss himself. Tries the first one, comes to the second one, locked, goes to the third cubicle, locked.
Comes back to the second one, whilst holding his crotch, the little rado boots the door open with me sitting there, mid flight.
The joy of weddings. |
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I'm not quite sure which weddings you go to but the one I went to recently at The Mandarin Oriental, Park Lane ('ok ya'), the toilets were immaculate, the cubicles were pristine, the sanitary-ware spotless and the Aix-en-Provence scented hand wash was superlative.
And, the cloakroom attendant made sure no one barged in whilst I was shaking hands with the Bishop! †  |
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over a year ago
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"I didn't understand half of that, I need to go to more weddings clearly!  "
He went for a shit and someone kicked the door down in the cubicle he was in  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I didn't understand half of that, I need to go to more weddings clearly!
He went for a shit and someone kicked the door down in the cubicle he was in "
Beautifully put as always  |
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"I went to one in Kenya once. In a tree next to where the couple and the celebrant were was a monkey wanking. That was pretty memorable  "
You really do have the best travel anecdotes, from chronic diarrhoea to masturbating primates! |
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"I went to one in Kenya once. In a tree next to where the couple and the celebrant were was a monkey wanking. That was pretty memorable
You really do have the best travel anecdotes, from chronic diarrhoea to masturbating primates! "
Ha, this was the only wedding I went to when I lived there so definitely stands out! It was pretty hilarious. Never saw the wedding photos, hope he featured  |
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