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My mates doesnt just fancy you... (part 2)
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...they want to have some adult smut time with you as well.
I've got the horn. It seems I'm not the only one. So... my mates and I want you to send us your smuttiest of smut about each other. And anyone else who plays.
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh I'm back in! It's kind of helping. A little bit.  |
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I’m in again! Last one was fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn’t I just in one of these? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
My hunk of a friend says :
Please let Meli know she looks like a better ride than anything the Pleasure Beach has to offer...
Oooooft.  |
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In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
In again and thanks for the msgs on the last one |
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"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha"
Anyone rejecting you must be mental! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'll come... back in to play 
send me your smut people! Px  |
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I am back in....enjoyed sending the previous smutty messages |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
Sure why not… if no one is prepared to come to the office and have their wicked way with me over the conference table I might as well send veiled messages to people on here.. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha"
Singing to the choir!
Shall we hump furniture together?  |
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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago
Somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In again. |
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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago
Somewhere |
I'm in, I'm ready to enter someone's box |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oh, and I'm in |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh OP, you glorious person you.
A rather lovely man wants to let you know...
"I may take you up on the offer of going up the brum and more"
Now I can see, even in my current lust fuelled, selfcentred state where dickdickdickdick is an inner chant... he wants you.
And more? So promising. So exciting. |
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"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha
Singing to the choir!
Shall we hump furniture together? "
Legit might need a post work pre packing wank |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha
Singing to the choir!
Shall we hump furniture together?
Legit might need a post work pre packing wank"
Oops... is wanking meant yo want until after work?  |
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"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha
Singing to the choir!
Shall we hump furniture together?
Legit might need a post work pre packing wank
Oops... is wanking meant yo want until after work? "
When I'm online delivering training... yes |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In but dodgy postie. But would love an ego massage I'm having a day if being horny and rejected hahaha
Singing to the choir!
Shall we hump furniture together?
Legit might need a post work pre packing wank
Oops... is wanking meant yo want until after work?
When I'm online delivering training... yes"
I'm so glad I don't have a public facing job these days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If this next line doesn’t scream lustful thoughts to a gorgeous girl from a handsome dude, I don’t know what will,……
JessicaGrace- I'd crawl naked over broken glass to hear you fart down the telephone!
*I tried doing it in his northern accent. |
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"If this next line doesn’t scream lustful thoughts to a gorgeous girl from a handsome dude, I don’t know what will,……
JessicaGrace- I'd crawl naked over broken glass to hear you fart down the telephone!
*I tried doing it in his northern accent. "
Ffs hahahaha who is this tell me |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Order66 what does a girl have to do to get her mouth fucked like you hate her? |
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Missed the first one so I'm in for this ,can be postie for a bit
Em x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Please ask sk Logan if the conference table is quite robust and sturdy? If so I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm back in |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OiOi Sklogan
my mate wanted to say
'I'll come to the office, I'll bend over your desk for you to have your wicked with way me and I'll even sit on your face afterwards"
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heyhey sexy quack!
Please inform QuackSplat that I'd love to glaze her pretty face like an original Krispy Kreme doughnut
mmmmmmm now I'm in the mood for a doughnut |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Order66 what does a girl have to do to get her mouth fucked like you hate her?"
Just ask.
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Oh you lucky lucky man Woody...
"I'll take the beer bottle from out of your pants and show the what the bees knees really means."
From a WORLDIE |
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GentlemanFox - a rather highly sexed lady says it’s a good job she’s got legs otherwise the snail trail along the floor after seeing your pics would be very dangerous and slippy for the other forum users. |
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I’m up for being ignored
The mr |
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"I’m up for being ignored
The mr "
There’s a queue for that mate |
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"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her "
I can’t remember who said this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her
I can’t remember who said this! "
Ooooo I know |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m up for being ignored
The mr
There’s a queue for that mate "
Can I just queue jump please? |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
Happy Friday! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her
I can’t remember who said this!
Ooooo I know "
Me too |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
This is for Ms Wyld
She can salivate and pet this hairy beast anytime she likes |
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"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her
I can’t remember who said this!
Ooooo I know "
Do you! Haha. Are they hot? |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"Please ask sk Logan if the conference table is quite robust and sturdy? If so I’m in "
I can confirm it’s more than sturdy enough..  |
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"Please ask sk Logan if the conference table is quite robust and sturdy? If so I’m in
I can confirm it’s more than sturdy enough.. "
On my way then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tell Nora that I STILL want to sit on that bench with her
I can’t remember who said this!
Ooooo I know
Do you! Haha. Are they hot? "
I think you'd like him. |
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"I’m up for being ignored
The mr
There’s a queue for that mate
Can I just queue jump please? "
What jump past me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is for Ms Wyld
She can salivate and pet this hairy beast anytime she likes"
Ooooo Interesting idea! |
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Mr Knight of the coffee table a phwoooaaarrrrable lady says that she may have thought he looks so good blindfolded and tied up more than a few times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play! |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
My total fox goddess of a mate says :
Please can you tell _hunkybugga that he looks properly capable of throwing me around the room in a sexy haze. |
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Petite, my pal says...
"I want lap her pussy, like I'm lapping up a half a cup of decaf tea. Gently little flicks of my tongue over her vagina"
I'm off for a wank now anyone else? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
My horny beautiful mate says :
AMC. Good Lord where did you spring from?!?!
She wants it! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...
"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"
Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Petite, my pal says...
"I want lap her pussy, like I'm lapping up a half a cup of decaf tea. Gently little flicks of my tongue over her vagina"
I'm off for a wank now anyone else?"
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"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...
"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"
Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy."
Johnson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...
"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"
Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy."
Thank you..
I have to know the man behind the "Johnson"
I've never heard anyone else refer to their cock like that on here before so many bonus points for originality |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
Not in, well ok I might possibly be in |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"My horny beautiful mate says :
AMC. Good Lord where did you spring from?!?!
She wants it!"
If only I knew where I needed to spring to and she might have got it… |
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"Petite, my pal says...
"I want lap her pussy, like I'm lapping up a half a cup of decaf tea. Gently little flicks of my tongue over her vagina"
I'm off for a wank now anyone else?
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Follow up: "I'll drive down, no messing about put the kettle, in fact fuck the kettle off...just sit on my face I need rehydrating" |
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"My total fox goddess of a mate says :
Please can you tell _hunkybugga that he looks properly capable of throwing me around the room in a sexy haze. "
Tell your foxy friend I’ve been known to do such things and would love the chance to do so if I know who they are |
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I'll join in for a little while x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"heyhey sexy quack!
Please inform QuackSplat that I'd love to glaze her pretty face like an original Krispy Kreme doughnut
mmmmmmm now I'm in the mood for a doughnut "
i like doughnuts  Px |
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"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...
"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"
Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy.
Thank you..
I have to know the man behind the "Johnson"
I've never heard anyone else refer to their cock like that on here before so many bonus points for originality "
Can call it Mr Johnson if preferred |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smut me up
I'm in for a bit |
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"MsWyld, you delicious thing you... your photos are clearly appreciated because a rather suave man wants me to post this...
"Can you tell MsWyld I’d like her to grip my Johnson like she grips that steering wheel and take me for a wild ride"
Fasten your seatbelt Wyld, looks like the road ahead might get a bit slippy.
Johnson "
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Estelle, my sophisticated hunk of of friend has asked me to deliver the following message;
Can you please inform Miss Estelle I would like to turn her ass into my own personal playground...
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"heyhey sexy quack!
Please inform QuackSplat that I'd love to glaze her pretty face like an original Krispy Kreme doughnut
mmmmmmm now I'm in the mood for a doughnut
i like doughnuts Px "
By the looks of some of your photos, you don't mind a rather large facial either |
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JessicaGrace….. you’ve got mail!
My handsome hunk of a mate says he would love to share a pizza with you and spend the evening exploring how many different sex positions you can master!
I mean pizza…. Sex….. I’d be sold! |
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"JessicaGrace….. you’ve got mail!
My handsome hunk of a mate says he would love to share a pizza with you and spend the evening exploring how many different sex positions you can master!
I mean pizza…. Sex….. I’d be sold! "
I'm in!! Who are you pls |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Estelle, my sophisticated hunk of of friend has asked me to deliver the following message;
Can you please inform Miss Estelle I would like to turn her ass into my own personal playground...
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Yay!! I got one! *does a little dance |
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"Estelle, my sophisticated hunk of of friend has asked me to deliver the following message;
Can you please inform Miss Estelle I would like to turn her ass into my own personal playground...
Yay!! I got one! *does a little dance "
Little dance = strip tease |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
C’mon someone must fancy a Plug look a like |
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Message for calico kinkey kitty from a hottie
Sexy AF
That is all |
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Ooh my lovely and randy mate says...
" Please post this for Petite.
Every piece of clothing I’ve seen in your photos has been imagined being torn off your sexy body. How you can even walk after your car has broken down is beyond me, because I’ve fucked you in at least 20 positions in this thread so far " |
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"If this next line doesn’t scream lustful thoughts to a gorgeous girl from a handsome dude, I don’t know what will,……
JessicaGrace- I'd crawl naked over broken glass to hear you fart down the telephone!
*I tried doing it in his northern accent.
Ffs hahahaha who is this tell me"
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"Message for calico kinkey kitty from a hottie
Sexy AF
That is all "
Thank you, whoever you are x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A sexy mate of mine says...
Can you please let Quacksplat know I’ve just lost some considerable time perving at the filth on her profile.. I’m disappointed I don’t feature in any of the photos though… we should change that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure I get the rules but I will say ‘in’ |
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A very sexy lady has this message
Hey That Running Man, I’m going to chase you down and then I want to do all the filthy things to you. Pint at the Dabbling Duck after? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy mate of mine says...
Can you please let Quacksplat know I’ve just lost some considerable time perving at the filth on her profile.. I’m disappointed I don’t feature in any of the photos though… we should change that!"
ready when you are Px |
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Piscean Dream you luck shit...
"Much as I love your shirt... want to rip it off and ravish me?" |
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God my mate really wants _stella to know this!
"I want to nibble on her inner thigh, till she gasps with little pangs of pleasurable as I slip a finger or 3 in" |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"A very sexy lady has this message
Hey That Running Man, I’m going to chase you down and then I want to do all the filthy things to you. Pint at the Dabbling Duck after?"
I know who this is!!! And it’s a deal |
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MissBlacked, one for you!
Please tell MissBlacked I’d love to twist her nipples like a transistor radio…. But kiss them better after |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Posh tell Quack...
I wanna ruin her tight arsehole.... |
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"GentlemanFox - a rather highly sexed lady says it’s a good job she’s got legs otherwise the snail trail along the floor after seeing your pics would be very dangerous and slippy for the other forum users. "
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Message for quacksplat from a fitty!
Quacksplat I think it's about time you got wet with me
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Estrella, you are popular today. A very fine gentleman has asked me to ask you
"Can I can ruin her like Dominoes ruined pizza......"
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"Piscean Dream you luck shit...
"Much as I love your shirt... want to rip it off and ravish me?""
I could remove it with care, I've only just got it and I can't do my research without it |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"God my mate really wants _stella to know this!
"I want to nibble on her inner thigh, till she gasps with little pangs of pleasurable as I slip a finger or 3 in""
IN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OiOi Piscean Dream, this one is for you, from a stunning lady friend of mine.
she said it’s about time she “tied” you down to a date don’t you think? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Estrella, you are popular today. A very fine gentleman has asked me to ask you
"Can I can ruin her like Dominoes ruined pizza......"
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Fair play, yeah you can! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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TASTY TASTY. Somebody has been writing in their diary and I sneaked a peek at their private thoughts about you. What do you think of this?
“I flood my basement over your photos. What I wouldn't give to trace your art with my tongue until every hair on your body is standing. Lightly dragging my fingers up your leg and over your chest, lightly kissing your neck until you grab me and take me...” |
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"OiOi Piscean Dream, this one is for you, from a stunning lady friend of mine.
she said it’s about time she “tied” you down to a date don’t you think? "
I'll never ever work out who this is from |
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"MissBlacked, one for you!
Please tell MissBlacked I’d love to twist her nipples like a transistor radio…. But kiss them better after "
Let's see if we can pick up a few additional stations lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Count us in for some Friday filth! Love to hear from peoples mates |
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A very polite person has just asked me to pass in this message...
To all those who do not get a message, your all unique sexy people. Keep on shining like the stars that they all are....those who do get a message there stars also
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Message for PW from a handsome specimen
Petite, we need to talk about chemistry soon |
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Can you please tell _essicagrace she can wrap her gorgeous legs round me any day |
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From one of my beautiful friends
Please tell Village_Villains that ive just discovered their profile, and im absolutely drooling! when they say they're looking for a lass, is there any chance they'd consider a little ginger one perhaps? |
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I’m out to pass on messages now x |
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Can you tell Nora I’m off for a shower and I’d like her to join me sometime…. She can bring that pink towel with her and towel me down after! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My new and very lovely friend says...
could you please tell quicksplat that
the means of measurement has not been discovered for how hard her pictures have made me. I am going to dehydrate myself cumming over and over again thinking about her (ideally in a threesome with Jessicagrace). Goodness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m out.
Good fun op.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr Knight of the coffee table a phwoooaaarrrrable lady says that she may have thought he looks so good blindfolded and tied up more than a few times. "
Yey I got one. I do exist
The mr |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
My sexy friend told me:
_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special. |
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"Can you please tell _essicagrace she can wrap her gorgeous legs round me any day"
Depending on who... hell yes |
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"My sexy friend told me:
_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special."
Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Where you coming from mystery person? |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
I'm in if we're still going! |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"My sexy friend told me:
_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.
Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?"
I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it |
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"My sexy friend told me:
_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.
Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?
I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it "
Hahaha hi |
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Post incoming.....
Can you please tell quacksplat and _bwlady123 that I'd love to be the filling in a Prinny/Lou sandwich |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"My sexy friend told me:
_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.
Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?
I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it
Hahaha hi"
 I take my tea with 1 sugar, put the kettle on and I’ll be with you in a couple of hours haha.
Actually after that drive might need something stronger… |
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"Post incoming.....
Can you please tell quacksplat and _bwlady123 that I'd love to be the filling in a Prinny/Lou sandwich"
Sounds like a tasty sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out
Another pointless thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)
The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.
Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others. |
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Can someone's sexy mate please bring me a large g&t and then do naughty things with me
Oh let me know what naughty things please |
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Joining the party late, but I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sexy friend told me:
_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.
Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Where you coming from mystery person?"
I’m so new in fact I can’t use quote replies it seems ha. But hi Ms Jessicagrace you siren you |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Il try |
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"My sexy friend told me:
_essicagrace looks and seems like a dream of a woman; more beautiful than I can comprehend and horny and sexy to boot. I would *literally* travel to Birmingham just to be friends with her, and we all know how bad traffic to Brum is, so she must be special.
Oh wow!! That is an accolade. Were you coming from mystery person?
I mean this wasn’t me, however I may hijack it
Hahaha hi
I take my tea with 1 sugar, put the kettle on and I’ll be with you in a couple of hours haha.
Actually after that drive might need something stronger…"
Youre getting soy milk heads up |
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"I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)
The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.
Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others. "
Hello! Use my correct pronouns and youre in |
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"Joining the party late, but I'm in"
Publicly, YOURE WELL FIT M8. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)
The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.
Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others.
Hello! Use my correct pronouns and youre in"
I am so, so sorry! God that’s an awful mistake to make. My sincere apologies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then. I like smut.
F |
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Am I too late to join? I do love these. More than happy to post for others. |
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Wonko messaged me to say he's now in |
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"I would be coming from…well honestly I’m not sure anywhere in the UK would be too far to travel if meeting up with you was at the end of the drive…(but I’m in Yorkshire)
The message was indeed from me but always happy for my prose to be used by others to woo.
Also hi everyone! Pretty new here so both hello and I’m in for this fun game so consider me a postie for your porny messages to others.
Hello! Use my correct pronouns and youre in"
Will he know your correct pronouns though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elephantis, this one's address to you from my beautiful friend..
'Please tell Elephantis that he should be here, now, naked with me. So of course he may join as it's the first step closer'
F (not from me) |
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"Elephantis, this one's address to you from my beautiful friend..
'Please tell Elephantis that he should be here, now, naked with me. So of course he may join as it's the first step closer'
F (not from me) "
Thank you, anonymous beautiful friend. Begin with a hemisphere and I can narrow down your location from there...
And thank you to the gorgeous delivery person, too. |
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Can I just check who is currently happy to be postie? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I just check who is currently happy to be postie?"
I usually figure anyone who said they're in and is online... |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"Can I just check who is currently happy to be postie?"
Go for it.. |
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It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.
And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned
J |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.
And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned
J"
I was just thinking that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I missed the first 2 so will help fill you up sorry it up Posh.... |
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"It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.
And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned
J
I was just thinking that... "
Of course you were. You are my southern twin
J |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's about to be full. Why not full this up and we can start a new one and then it will be obvious who is in.
And thank you for the messages earlier! B was also chuffed to be mentioned
J
I was just thinking that...
Of course you were. You are my southern twin
J"
I don't look as good in fringe |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Is ready to go... |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Do i have friends is the question |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Do i have friends is the question "
Everyone is a friend for message posting! |
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