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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Afternoon everyone

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Shorter than me.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Cuz I'm a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looks shifty!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't like their name

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

They haven't shaved for a week

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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The way they pronounce paella.

It's a dealbreaker.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

The way they walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They eat noisily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They own a flash car.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They don't like dogs.

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

If they wear socks with sandals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men with longer hair than me

Horrible usernames

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Drawn on eyebrows.

The mr

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

They don't rescue kittens from flooded ditches

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan  over a year ago

Gourock

Because I'm stubborn

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Spu*s fan

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Mouth breathers & fat breath.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They get their and there wrong.....

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

Rude to others

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Sound of their voice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sister told me not to.

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Overly woke people.

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By *etterdays2021Man  over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Lack of personality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They get their and there wrong..... "

They're getting their there confused with there their?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They get their and there wrong.....

They're getting their there confused with there their?"

And not to mention they're.... Well the OP did ask for petty reasons..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eyes are too close together

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Her bum doesn't have rise and fall

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Cruel eyes.

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Their names.

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By *essicagraceWoman  over a year ago

birmingham

Wont go to the GP.

I think its valid but others say its petty hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Their names."

Came here to say the same

Mrs C

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By *iasubTV/TS  over a year ago

Ilkeston

They move too much when sitting

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Eyes are too close together "

I'm with you on this one.

Mrs

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Didn't like their tie

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

Too short arms... actually legit reason, oh and head too big for their body

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Because there from Norfolk and there my cousin petty I know

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By *londebiguyMan  over a year ago

Southport

Ginger.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Ginger."
The spice?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sunderland supporter

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By *esthetic21Man  over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Doesn't like dogs

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By *esthetic21Man  over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Wonky teeth

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Graduate of University of Technology Sydney

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Just cuz i can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Mum said

I can’t come out

To play Soz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I'm stubborn "

You were easy to "crack"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't like the way they are gesticulating

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By *uri00620Woman  over a year ago

Croydon

Name, keen gym goers, flash anything - car, watches etc.

If they put stupid filters on photos such as dog ears.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"Because I'm stubborn

You were easy to "crack" "

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Because I'm not into them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they are a star wars obsessive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They use marge and not butter.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Because they don't wear holdups

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By *exyBums22Couple  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

They think k pop is just the best music ever! Like OMG they are so talented and sexy.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

They have one leg shorter than the other

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

They have long fingernails.

They wear a toupee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Her feet were bigger than mine.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

They wear Nike trainers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they have one eye going to the shops and the other coming home with the change

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By *tsJustKateWoman  over a year ago

London


"Afternoon everyone "

They have a beard

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

Anyone who thinks they are god's gift and superficial. You know, the look at me type

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Her feet were bigger than mine. "

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman  over a year ago

In the clouds

Long fingernails

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Her feet were bigger than mine.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

True story. She was a receptionist where my mother worked. I was 17, she was 20

My mum told me liked me, and asked if a was single. She was gorgeous too, and then I saw her shoes. I know. Ridiculous. .

I never asked her out.

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By *empted23Couple  over a year ago

countryside

Their friend was annoying and I thought

If go out with them and I’m gonna be around the annoying friend too much

So sack it off before it starts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Her feet were bigger than mine.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

True story. She was a receptionist where my mother worked. I was 17, she was 20

My mum told me liked me, and asked if a was single. She was gorgeous too, and then I saw her shoes. I know. Ridiculous. .

I never asked her out. "

She was only clowning about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they use ‘txt’ talk ie ‘wot’ instead of ‘what’. Spelling mistakes happen easily enough but ‘txt’ talk is on another level for me.

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By *ik MMan  over a year ago

Lancashire

They don’t know how to use cutlery correctly

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By *ustauseerTV/TS  over a year ago

London

The conversation is dull. Sometimes even on a first date if all you talk about is you, it’s a no go for me tbh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

does not have a driver's license or car

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Bad grammar,

Constantly smell like an ash tray

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Liking football.

Wearing too-frilly underwear.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"does not have a driver's license or car"

I have a day saver though

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By *ustauseerTV/TS  over a year ago

London

One moreso for here but I find shaved pubes really offputting tbh

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By *isstinseltoesWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Dodgy tash or funny teeth.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't want to share food

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By *ixed MisterMan  over a year ago

London

Annoying voice and annoying laugh are the 2 things that have stopped me in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want to share food "
this too ...don't take food off my plate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't reach for the phone the moment I leave the table. Definitely don't record anything at a concert. Live for the moment.

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By *wingamajigsCouple  over a year ago

Folkestone

Supports S***s or Chelski

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Her feet were bigger than mine. "
great reason you know what big feet on a woman mean don't you

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

Misplaced apostrophe in opening message!!

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Really short hair and hairy boobs and long rogue hairs growing out of her beard

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By *wiggy2112Woman  over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire


"Sound of their voice "

Omg I thought that this was only me that did that haha

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Annoying voice and annoying laugh are the 2 things that have stopped me in the past.

"

Dammit

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"They wear Nike trainers "

I feel personally attacked!

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By *ezebel100Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sound of their voice

Omg I thought that this was only me that did that haha "

If I don't like their voice it's game over for me.

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Scuff their feet.

Chew gum with mouth open.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If he wears Adidas track bottoms. Even worse, if he got the complete set with the matching top

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

If I don't like their voice x

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Nike trainers, but adidas socks/top. Also the reverse, adidas trainers & Nike socks/top.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

If they’re below an ‘8’

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By *r_LickCouple  over a year ago

aberdeen

I'm married lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is currently the most heinous of crimes... they might have a different opinion to you on something.

I know.... the shock of it eh???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I alway rule out "recently deceased"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t like their voice.

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By *rancois Du BoisMan  over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"The way they pronounce paella.

It's a dealbreaker."

Shit,

‘Hey siri, how do you say paella?’

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Pie ell a lol

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By *addad99Man  over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Doesn't like football and won't swallow

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Wearing socks and pool sliders...

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere

They own metal detector

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

There older than yodas grandma

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville

They get their eyebrows waxed more often than I do

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

They've blocked me

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Brown eyes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

They look at their mobile phone in front of me

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville


"They look at their mobile phone in front of me"

Oooo yes forgot this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drawn on eyebrows.

The mr "

That must limit your choices lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you go the bog

They ain’t there when you come back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't like football and won't swallow "

I concur (MsFox)

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By *egasus NobMan  over a year ago

Wandsworth

Flat ass or chest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They put water hot before milk when making coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I don’t like their perfume.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Going back to my earlier comment, I've just got a pizza and I don't have to share it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They way they walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They way they walk "

The* fuck sake

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia

Their suggestion for a social is coffee...at a motorway services.

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester


"Their suggestion for a social is coffee...at a motorway services. "

... or Burgerking / KFC

McDonald's is fine though

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By *onnieandClyde2520Couple  over a year ago

exeter


"Shorter than me. "

Exactly this ????

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

A loud eater

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

They wear any item of clothing displaying the brand name

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

They have snapchat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Colour.

I'd never date a Blue (Man City supporter).

Only kidding, for humour sake.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

If they’re a chatterbox. I like someone who doesn’t mind comfortable silence now and then without thinking I’m just in a mood.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they make a crappy cuppa tea

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"The way they pronounce paella.

It's a dealbreaker."

Latte. No Lartay wallahs allowed.

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield


"They get their and there wrong.....

They're getting their there confused with there their?

And not to mention they're.... Well the OP did ask for petty reasons.. "

I know a very attractive blonde lady on here that does this. It didn’t put me off. Lol.

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

Oh, and anyone who adds "...and blah, blah, blah" to the end of a sentence.

Also ditched one who said "Ya get mah drift?". Couldn't be 'avin it me self!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They wear polo tops, they are an abomination in the fashion world

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"They way they walk

The* fuck sake "

With a stiff leg?

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"They have one leg shorter than the other "

The clues were all there, she was called Eileen!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They way they walk

The* fuck sake

With a stiff leg? "

Walking on the balls of their feet and bouncing a little with each step but the stiff leg would do it too

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

People that start a sentence with "so..."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Heard Agadoo once

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire

Can't make a decent cup of coffee

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"They way they walk

The* fuck sake

With a stiff leg?

Walking on the balls of their feet and bouncing a little with each step but the stiff leg would do it too "

That sounds like a awkward way to walk

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

They don’t eat cheese, never trust someone who doesn’t like cheese.

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By *ostindreamsMan  over a year ago

London

Has high standards

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

One big long hair (2” plus, at my visual estimation) growing out of their areola.

Surely they knew??? Maybe I should’ve just plucked it out with my teeth and apologised, or recoiled in horror at finding their nipple pube in my mouth?

Answers on a postcard please….

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By *hGlobbitsMan  over a year ago

Leeds

People who use the term "woke" as a pejorative.

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By *alocheziaMan  over a year ago

Ayrshire

They use the phrase I love to laugh.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"One big long hair (2” plus, at my visual estimation) growing out of their areola.

Surely they knew??? Maybe I should’ve just plucked it out with my teeth and apologised, or recoiled in horror at finding their nipple pube in my mouth?

Answers on a postcard please…."

BoobPube

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

They want to date instead of fuck

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"They want to date instead of fuck "

Ello Darlin.

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By *ig licks40Man  over a year ago

United Kingdom

Karen looking or sounding

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

They won't let my have a pair of their knickers

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne

Her skirt’s too long or you can’t see her cleavage!

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By *ames-77Man  over a year ago

milton keynes

If I knew they had ugly feet

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Coz I'm married

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they have a smooth face

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

Emotional people / too much empathy over everything

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"People who use the term "woke" as a pejorative. "

People who use the term “woke” as a _eliorative.

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"They wear polo tops, they are an abomination in the fashion world "

I’ve just discarded the last of mine to the bin, where they all belong!

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By *hGlobbitsMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"If they have a smooth face "

*Looks at razor accusingly and tosses it into the sea*

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Cuz they smell

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

They wore watch on right wrist, well i mean

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"They wore watch on right wrist, well i mean "

Unsophisticated heathens

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"They wore watch on right wrist, well i mean

Unsophisticated heathens "

exactly

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"They have one leg shorter than the other

The clues were all there, she was called Eileen!!"

cmon Eileen cmon Eileen

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire


"They wore watch on right wrist, well i mean "

It's my correct wrist. Just because its not yours

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"Their suggestion for a social is coffee...at a motorway services. "

That would never work for a coffee connoisseur like yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they have a beard..yeah I know but even if they are the nicest guy in the world I just can't get past the face foliage.

I don't mind a very very short trimmed one or some 'designer stubble' but any thing more just gives me the heebie jeebies I'm afraid. The same with

excessive back/chest hair.

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