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over a year ago
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"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?  "
Invite me over for a late breakfast - I’m hungry for toast and happy to work for it   |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
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"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice."
I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?
Invite me over for a late breakfast - I’m hungry for toast and happy to work for it "
Thanks. If you're lucky you might also find the cocopops I dropped last week  |
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"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice.
I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread "
I will hold your feet, maybe more of a wheelbarrow affair then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?
Invite me over for a late breakfast - I’m hungry for toast and happy to work for it
Thanks. If you're lucky you might also find the cocopops I dropped last week "
Wow….my favourite cereal….you’re too kind  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice.
I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread
I will hold your feet, maybe more of a wheelbarrow affair then."
I feel there's a joke about taking a heavy load in here somewhere.. |
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"You will have to do a handstand and let gravity take over unless they are heavily buttered crumbs then I think a shower would suffice.
I'm getting too old for handstands. And it was chocolate spread, not butter. You're never too old for chocolate spread
I will hold your feet, maybe more of a wheelbarrow affair then.
I feel there's a joke about taking a heavy load in here somewhere.."
There probably is where's fiddles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dropped some toast on myself and now have crumbs down my cleavage. Any suggestions on how to get them out?
I can offer my tongue 
You're in Bristol. Can you post it? "
Special delivery will be there by 1pm tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..
Shaking them about should help
Mr
But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra"
Easy answer, remove the bra and give them a good jiggle. I’m happy to assess your jiggling technique, just to be sure you’re doing a good job
Mr |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..
Shaking them about should help
Mr
But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra
Easy answer, remove the bra and give them a good jiggle. I’m happy to assess your jiggling technique, just to be sure you’re doing a good job
Mr "
But excess jiggling may result in sweating, which will only make the crumbs stick on harder. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I have quite a few suggestions tbh..
Shaking them about should help
Mr
But that might just move the crumbs further around my bra
If it's a blue bra, then I'll be straight round to help. "
Sorry. White today. I'll bear you in mind when I'm in a mess wearing a blue one |
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"Get on your hands and knees and get take it rough from behind….if that don’t work don’t be a waynetta
Take what rough? The vacuum cleaner?"
I’m very much intrigued in you domesticated skills….. have you a ride on vacuum cleaner? |
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"Did you find those crumbs yet??
I reckon the shower I had last night probably destabilised them and sent them off on a new adventure.
But I haven't had my toast yet this morning..."
Do you ever have toast and honey or jam? Would stop the toast cascading down in to the abyss…. |
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