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If sex/orgasm was considered a sport
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I do get some crazy ideas(thoughts) in my head. And for quite a while I thought 'what if sex/orgasm was in the Olympics. I mean seriously. Would I be daring enough to participate? Yeah I'd love to, not that I'd win, but at least I've done it. I mean who wouldn't? Of course there'd have to be rules and regulations. Like absolutely no viagra,
No conferring with fellow participates, no assistance via oral or stimulating via hands, ect. Well maybe in the future we'd have this included? I think it would so much fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are the rules?
First to finish?
See how long you can last?
A display of style and ability to complete different positions?  "
Well you have to last for over an hour. Yes new and daring positions is definitely a win for points. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"I'll be trialling for the mixed doubles, relay and marathon
Oh yeah that's a great idea. We'll have to bring this up with the committee next time."
I've serviced some big committees in my time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it's a sprint, I'm in lol."
Noooo this is not a race, its more of an endurance marathon. In fact if you come in less than an hour you'll be disqualified. And thrown in jail. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be trialling for the mixed doubles, relay and marathon
Oh yeah that's a great idea. We'll have to bring this up with the committee next time.
I've serviced some big committees in my time"
Can you send your cv please. And I'll have a read of your credentials and experiences. |
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"I'll be trialling for the mixed doubles, relay and marathon
Oh yeah that's a great idea. We'll have to bring this up with the committee next time.
I've serviced some big committees in my time
Can you send your cv please. And I'll have a read of your credentials and experiences."
Unfortunately due to UNLOS status of the OP, sexual Olympics is currently on hold till further notice |
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"OP left 
Why do they do that? He only started the thread 3 hours ago
He does that. He'll be back soon undoubtedly. Nora, if you read this, I hope you're coping.  "
 . Me and him are over after that last thread.
I have a feeling he didn’t leave by choice |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OP left
Why do they do that? He only started the thread 3 hours ago
He does that. He'll be back soon undoubtedly. Nora, if you read this, I hope you're coping.
. Me and him are over after that last thread.
I have a feeling he didn’t leave by choice "
Nora, dear. Don't be hasty  |
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