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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once dressed up as Kilimanjaro and a naked women armed with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk rode me all night
True story.
Oh I wish  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies
Tell me, tell me lies
Oh no-no, you can't disguise
You can't disguise
No, you can't disguise
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies |
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This is inconvenient because it is actually the truth. I am the Earl of Berkshire. Obviously I can’t talk about it much on Fab because it’s bad for the image and I hate being shunned from hunts and the polo.
I don’t entertain at the ancestral home or invite people to watch my horses race, but I will turn up in mustard cords and a t jacket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once gobbled on Donald Trump's dick, while he sang The American national anthem
So true
I really want to believe this one"
Look into my eyes,would I lie  |
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"This is inconvenient because it is actually the truth. I am the Earl of Berkshire. Obviously I can’t talk about it much on Fab because it’s bad for the image and I hate being shunned from hunts and the polo.
I don’t entertain at the ancestral home or invite people to watch my horses race, but I will turn up in mustard cords and a t jacket."
Jesus, I can’t even say t w e e d on here?! That’s got to be the opposite of w e e d!!! |
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"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.
True story."
I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top |
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"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies
Tell me, tell me lies
Oh no-no, you can't disguise
You can't disguise
No, you can't disguise
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies "
Dammit thanks for the earworm lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once gobbled on Donald Trump's dick, while he sang The American national anthem
So true
I really want to believe this one
Look into my eyes,would I lie
Yes
Yes you would "
Eeeh I'm shocked Mr ,tuts |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.
True story.
I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top"
It was the end the yak licked while I was having a wee. |
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"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.
True story.
I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top
It was the end the yak licked while I was having a wee."
You kept that quiet  |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.
True story.
I loved that you shared your dairy milk with me or I would never have made it to the top
It was the end the yak licked while I was having a wee.
You kept that quiet "
Didn't wanna waste it. |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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When I was touring with Jimmy and Eric in the 70s our plane came down on the beach near Wrexham. We liked it so much that we opened a B&B there.
Jimmy employed some girl guides to impersonate us.
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"I once climbed Kilimanjaro naked, with only a thermos of tea and a bar of Dairy Milk to keep me going.
True story.
We sold you the flask. 
I thought £100 was a bit steep, to be honest. "
We did throw in the tea and bar of Dairy Milk. |
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