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I think I’m a bit shit so giving me a steady 5, someone actually said to me the other day I’ll say something funny in response to a flirt rather than replying in kind… so needs some work perhaps.
PS nice pants GMFN  |
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"I think I’m a bit shit so giving me a steady 5, someone actually said to me the other day I’ll say something funny in response to a flirt rather than replying in kind… so needs some work perhaps.
PS nice pants GMFN "
Gotta stay in Character |
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Judging by the fact I’ve managed to sweet talk zero women on here to even chat to me, I’m giving myself a big fat zero…………..either that or I’m ugly as fuck…………I prefer to give myself the zero for bants though……… |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?"
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Judging by the fact I’ve managed to sweet talk zero women on here to even chat to me, I’m giving myself a big fat zero…………..either that or I’m ugly as fuck…………I prefer to give myself the zero for bants though………"
I like your profile pic. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now "
While you're up, may I have a coffee please? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now
While you're up, may I have a coffee please? "
Anything for you  |
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"Judging by the fact I’ve managed to sweet talk zero women on here to even chat to me, I’m giving myself a big fat zero…………..either that or I’m ugly as fuck…………I prefer to give myself the zero for bants though………
I like your profile pic."
Why thank you x |
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"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now
While you're up, may I have a coffee please? "
Up what ??
Not Starbucks here  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now
While you're up, may I have a coffee please?
Up what ??
Not Starbucks here "
Cede can make it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Judging by the fact I’ve managed to sweet talk zero women on here to even chat to me, I’m giving myself a big fat zero…………..either that or I’m ugly as fuck…………I prefer to give myself the zero for bants though………
I like your profile pic.
Why thank you x"
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"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now
While you're up, may I have a coffee please?
Up what ??
Not Starbucks here
Cede can make it "
I'm obviously in then |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now
While you're up, may I have a coffee please?
Up what ??
Not Starbucks here
Cede can make it
I'm obviously in then "
You're not here... |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"On the forums: 1
Pivate message: 6
Person on person: 10
With cheesecake: 100 I make sure I flavour everything that my lip glide over, none leave unsatisfied."
Can't leave anything out now!! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"What's flirting??
I said that
Is there an echo??
That's the lack of soft furnishings. Makes it echo.
Maybe get a blanket?
Your toes cold again? I must do better - just grabbing one now
While you're up, may I have a coffee please?
Up what ??
Not Starbucks here
Cede can make it "
That I can |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"On the forums: 1
Pivate message: 6
Person on person: 10
With cheesecake: 100 I make sure I flavour everything that my lip glide over, none leave unsatisfied.
Can't leave anything out now!!"
Savour each moment and make each moment last. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"On the forums: 1
Pivate message: 6
Person on person: 10
With cheesecake: 100 I make sure I flavour everything that my lip glide over, none leave unsatisfied.
Can't leave anything out now!! Savour each moment and make each moment last."
Satisfy the appetite fully
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Oo I love a good flirt and have moistened a minge a two. I tend to undermine my flirts with piss taking that amuses me endlessly, but usually fails to cause thongs to succumb to gravity. "
Keep telling you it's because I don't wear any |
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"Mostly about a 7 Wrong time of the month and I'm the Anti-Flirt though 
J
Well if you're bad just now I look forward to seeing you in full swing "
My brain just went full Austin Powers. Yeah baby!
Luckily I'm sophisticated and elegant on here so no one will realise
J |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Mostly about a 7 Wrong time of the month and I'm the Anti-Flirt though
J
Well if you're bad just now I look forward to seeing you in full swing
My brain just went full Austin Powers. Yeah baby!
Luckily I'm sophisticated and elegant on here so no one will realise
J"
Anybody reading that comment and not automatically doing the voice is a better person than me  |
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"Oo I love a good flirt and have moistened a minge a two. I tend to undermine my flirts with piss taking that amuses me endlessly, but usually fails to cause thongs to succumb to gravity.
Keep telling you it's because I don't wear any "
That’s because your vagina is too beautiful to be sullied by simple material. It is rightfully brushed by the sweet air of gods.
And hardly ever gets swampy. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Oo I love a good flirt and have moistened a minge a two. I tend to undermine my flirts with piss taking that amuses me endlessly, but usually fails to cause thongs to succumb to gravity.
Keep telling you it's because I don't wear any
That’s because your vagina is too beautiful to be sullied by simple material. It is rightfully brushed by the sweet air of gods.
And hardly ever gets swampy."
Well it certainly got moist right there!! 10/10 flirter |
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On here? Reasonable, largely because I genuinely like people and am interested in them as people: it's a low bar, but still.
In person: not great. Maybe 4? I get interested in something the other person has said and completely forget to flirt. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm being forward and positive and all that stuff.
So 9.684/10 for me for flirting.
I just don't realise when people are doing it back "with intent" as opposed to just doing it because it's fun and they're being nice. |
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By *onny135Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I'm giving myself a 0.5 on the basis I can talk, articulate my words and have a grasp of the English language. My area of improvement is to stop conversing on Star Wars and Star Trek as it invariable leads to lack of sex (or maybe I've not met the right person/couple?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually think I can be pretty rubbish at flirting a lot of the time.
I can here which kinda sees me through, but often in the real world can't ever tell when people are flirting with me!
Sometimes though, once I'm comfortable and know for sure, it can lots of fun and usually I do OK
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"I didn’t think I was but my friendliness often gets mistaken for flirting. Unintentionally. So maybe I am. I’m crap at actually trying to flirt though. "
And there was me thinking you really wanted to peg me with a pineapple. |
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"I didn’t think I was but my friendliness often gets mistaken for flirting. Unintentionally. So maybe I am. I’m crap at actually trying to flirt though.
And there was me thinking you really wanted to peg me with a pineapple. "
. As long as we don’t have to put it on the pizza afterwards  |
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"I didn’t think I was but my friendliness often gets mistaken for flirting. Unintentionally. So maybe I am. I’m crap at actually trying to flirt though.
And there was me thinking you really wanted to peg me with a pineapple.
. As long as we don’t have to put it on the pizza afterwards "
We’ll put the salami on the pizza. |
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defo need practice
Mrs 
I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat from the inbetweeners springs to mind 
