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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex |
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex"
This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic 
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex
This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
J"
That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads |
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex
This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
J"
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1453185 |
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex
This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
J
That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads"
Just about spat my drink out. My cover is blown. There's always one. |
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex
This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
J
That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads"
Yes but would "i'll do anything for a shag", get the same response.  |
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"When I worked at a school as a cook for 9 years had the same man come do the pat tests in kitchen! Was allways an unspoken sexual tension! X"
Did he do you a free Pat test in exchange for a taste of your dumplings? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Can you PAT test me to make sure I'm working right 
I guarantee to hit all the right buttons and turn you on while I'm at it to confirm you working. Always professional "
Oh good I like a thorough job! Please book me in at your earliest convenience |
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"When I worked at a school as a cook for 9 years had the same man come do the pat tests in kitchen! Was allways an unspoken sexual tension! X
Did he do you a free Pat test in exchange for a taste of your dumplings? "
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex"
Someone clearly missed the joke  |
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex
This is a parody of an earlier thread. No need to panic
J
That it may be, but then it may also not be and we seem to have had an opening of the flood gates with a number of similar threads"
Can anyone give this man a free humour transplant? His is broken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex
Someone clearly missed the joke "
No, but...
Many a true word spoken in jest |
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"So not actually 'free' then is it, if you expect something in return.
Might want to have a read up on the site rules about advertising professional services on the forum and offering / taking payment (of any kind) in exchange for sex
Someone clearly missed the joke
No, but...
Many a true word spoken in jest "
You should get out more. Maybe book yourself in for a tattoo or a get a bit to eat. |
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"Can you PAT test me to make sure I'm working right
I guarantee to hit all the right buttons and turn you on while I'm at it to confirm you working. Always professional
Oh good I like a thorough job! Please book me in at your earliest convenience "
I'm sure that can arranged  |
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"I'm looking for a new car and just waiting for a car saleman to come along and offer a discount, full tank and two years free insurance, after a fuck.
I've so far got a sandwich and a tattoo."
 Brilliant - proper made me giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually trained to do P.A.T testing many years ago. Clearly this is where I was going wrong! "
Well, now you mention it we have a few things that require testing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work in facilities and part of that is I'm a qualified pat tester. I always test them better after sex, so my offer is this. Free p.a.t testing for sex? You know you want to. "
Can you test mains powered sex toys with your equipment? |
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"I work in facilities and part of that is I'm a qualified pat tester. I always test them better after sex, so my offer is this. Free p.a.t testing for sex? You know you want to.
Can you test mains powered sex toys with your equipment?"
Technically yes. Must be tested thoroughly though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a new car and just waiting for a car saleman to come along and offer a discount, full tank and two years free insurance, after a fuck.
I've so far got a sandwich and a tattoo."
This place got saleswoman? Insurance is expensive and I wfh will need for club nights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a gynaecologist, but......
A"
You know when you could eat something, just because it's in front of you?
Well that's why I'm no longer a gynaecologist |
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