"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today  "
Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.  |
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"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today
Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house. "
Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse |
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"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today
Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.
Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse"
Rummaging around for Mr Muscle under the sink...  |
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"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today "
Its like Ant and Dec's win the adverts on here today |
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"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today
Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.
Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse"
Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal |
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"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.
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OP, did you mean a fantasy?, you'd love to service a woman's car and then it lead to hot fantasy sex and then she winks as she leaves and says thanks for not charging me. Is that what you meant? |
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"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.
OP, did you mean a fantasy?, you'd love to service a woman's car and then it lead to hot fantasy sex and then she winks as she leaves and says thanks for not charging me. Is that what you meant?"
I was just posting as a joke, as others offered free tattoos and sandwiches |
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"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today
Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.
Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse
Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal "
Talk about a full service. Garden and house, with oven. Yeah. Sign me right up. I need a bush trim. |
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"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.
Can you send me a dodgy mot for a pic of my boobies. "
Done and done, this is turning into such a nice little enterprise |
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Happy to take on all jobs in return for sexual favours. Please don't read the small print regarding bad workmanship etc, I'm happy to do them, just not very well  |
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"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today
Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.
Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse
Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal
Talk about a full service. Garden and house, with oven. Yeah. Sign me right up. I need a bush trim."
Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill? |
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"Can I get this alongside my free sandwich, pat test, risk assessment, and tattoo?
It's definitely the full house today
Bargain day, all that's left in house cleaning and massage, then it's a full house.
Oven cleaning. Now *that* would be an offer I couldn’t refuse
Add in gardening and you've got yourself a deal
Talk about a full service. Garden and house, with oven. Yeah. Sign me right up. I need a bush trim.
Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill? "
Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered. |
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Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill?
Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered. "
Can definitely manage that. Hopefully the occasional cuppa to keep me going... |
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Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill?
Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered.
Can definitely manage that. Hopefully the occasional cuppa to keep me going... "
You'll be very refreshed, as well as worked very hard, I'll make sure you build up for more than 1 cup.  |
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Happy to sort out your garden. Have any beds to fill?
Many you can help with, plant a few daisies and petunias. Help keep them watered.
Can definitely manage that. Hopefully the occasional cuppa to keep me going...
You'll be very refreshed, as well as worked very hard, I'll make sure you build up for more than 1 cup. "
I've no doubt you'll crack the whip... aided no doubt by Big Dave |
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"Hmmmm. I *do* need a service. Leaks, you know.
Oil leak or anal leakage, though? Only OP gets to find out  "
Well judging by the taste...I'll keep shtum it's between you,.me and my taste buds |
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"I'm a mechanic and love to service a girls car, free of charge after I've serviced her.
Will you keep her engine running at all times? "
Till 6pm, then I have to start charging and it's usually time and a half |
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"I’d love to see the lady’s face when, after sex, OP says “tbh, I don’t really know anything about cars” "
They usually reply with, as the sex was so good you are forgiven. Well in my head that's what I hear, but probably more like and you were a shit shag too |
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"Hmmmm. I *do* need a service. Leaks, you know.
Oil leak or anal leakage, though? Only OP gets to find out
Well judging by the taste...I'll keep shtum it's between you,.me and my taste buds "
You’re a wrongun  |
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"Hmmmm. I *do* need a service. Leaks, you know.
Oil leak or anal leakage, though? Only OP gets to find out
Well judging by the taste...I'll keep shtum it's between you,.me and my taste buds
You’re a wrongun "
That's just what my probation officer says |
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