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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today
Wtf is going on? "
Damn, you have all the luck. Next you'll be saying your inbox has been turning yellow all day too.
Green with envy here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been offered 4 blowjobs today
Wtf is going on?
Damn, you have all the luck. Next you'll be saying your inbox has been turning yellow all day too.
Green with envy here "
Yes but it was the fab subscription reminder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go you wonko
You must be oozing sex appeal 
I ooze but it's not sex
Omg I've pissed myself laughing
FTFY
It's squirt!!
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I assumed that he was making a comment about women of a certain age - it can only increase his desirability; "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" (but said with a Scottish accent so you have no chance of understanding him) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go you wonko
You must be oozing sex appeal
I ooze but it's not sex
Omg I've pissed myself laughing
FTFY
It's squirt!!
I assumed that he was making a comment about women of a certain age - it can only increase his desirability; "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" (but said with a Scottish accent so you have no chance of understanding him)"
I'm shit with accents. Are you saying I pulled the OP?
Grab a granny day woohoooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you saying I pulled the OP?
Grab a granny day woohoooo"
I thought you had, but I have just looked at your profile and Wonko is too old for your preferences - plus he is a giant.
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"Maybe you've just got a delicious looking cock? 
It looks like a shriveled up hotdog skin"
Said they guy who was supposed to be ugly in just about every way! You've blown it now Wonko, getting blowie offers n'all. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"No one has offered me a blow job today 
Ballgown are tougher to negotitiate than jogging bottoms..."
Why does anyone need to negotiate the gown? My mouth is up here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean you could cater for all 4 anyway I guess, I don't know.
No one knows now.
You could be an absolute stud of a stag hiding that bush in the heather up there."
They all received the same answer |
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