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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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he is some to get you started
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
Urophobia is the fear of urine or urinating
A mother hen turns her egg approximately 50 times in a day. This is so the yolk does not stick to the shell
Rice flour was used to strengthen some of the bricks that make up the Great Wall of China
Charlie Chaplin once lost a contest for a Charlie Chaplin look a like
In Alabama, it is against the law to wear a fake mustache that could cause laughter in the church |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is illegal for the Prime Minister of Great Britain to wear waterproof trousers. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too."
would love to know how you know this |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too.
would love to know how you know this"
Probably David Attenborough, but it may have been a documentary presented by someone else. It's a huge part of their society. I think female Orangutans have been seen to use things like sticks as dildos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The hand axe was invented by a chimpanzee. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too.
would love to know how you know this
Probably David Attenborough, but it may have been a documentary presented by someone else. It's a huge part of their society. I think female Orangutans have been seen to use things like sticks as dildos."
i was beeing rude  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too.
would love to know how you know this
Probably David Attenborough, but it may have been a documentary presented by someone else. It's a huge part of their society. I think female Orangutans have been seen to use things like sticks as dildos. i was beeing rude "
I didn't read it as rude in any way, just a question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ill informed facts cause trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ill informed facts cause trouble! "
True.
Giraffes often fashion hats out of leaves to protect the skin on their faces from the sun.
John Travolta owns over a thousand sledgehammers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If blindfolded, a panda will always head north |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Koalas don't have a bum |
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By *xyminxWoman
over a year ago
ayr |
One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shit always rolls down hill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If blindfolded, a panda will always head north"
Saved me googling thanks! X
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In Baltimore it's illegal to take a lion to the movies |
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Geese fly in a V formation with each following goose flying at a slightly lower altitude to reduce drag.
When the lead goose is knackered he/she drops back to be replaced by another.
W.W.2 Squadrons used this technique to save on fuel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If someone sticks something in my arse , they get a slap lol  |
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"In Baltimore it's illegal to take a lion to the movies "
I bet every lion in Baltimore was a bit miffed when The Lion King premiered, some had only just got hold of a copy of The Jungle Book  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bikinis and tampons were both invented by men.
The sudden feeling of jolt or falling experience when you are about to fall asleep is classified as a mild epileptic seizure.
Jedi is an official religion in Australia, with over 70,000 followers.
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"Snow is white n cold"
I beg to differ young man, snow is not white, it only appears that way because of its structure and the way incoming light refracts from it
Granted, it is feckin cold though |
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Polar bears hairs arent white either |
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All polar bears are left handed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To much wanking won't make you go blind, some of the pics on here could though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too."
I am soooo going to change my name to Bonobo Monkey!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Richard Nixon was buried with a hacksaw, some photos of Area 51, 27 rubber bands and a Canadian flag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too.
I am soooo going to change my name to Bonobo Monkey!! "
"A bonobo is a chimpanzee" said the pedant. |
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Peanuts are one of the ingredients in Dynamite
Proportional to their weight,men are stronger than horses
Its possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not back down again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Richard Nixon was buried with a hacksaw, some photos of Area 51, 27 rubber bands and a Canadian flag."
Really? What would he want with 27 rubber bands? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not back down again "
I can verify that. My first wife was a lazy cow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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does john travolta collect sledge hammers ?
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"All polar bears are left handed!"
The last time I courageously combated a polar bear it tried to give me an uppercut, but I had him sussed as he was a south paw 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Richard Nixon was buried with a hacksaw, some photos of Area 51, 27 rubber bands and a Canadian flag.
Really? What would he want with 27 rubber bands? "
It's unclear. Somebody might know.
"does john travolta collect sledge hammers ?
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Apparently so. Once, when filming in London, he had a 42lb one made specially by Richard Carter in Huddersfield and delivered to his personal trailer. It had a gold-plated head. It cost him $7,500 to get it back through customs in the US. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not back down again
I can verify that. My first wife was a lazy cow."
So glad you said First lol |
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"Koalas don't have a bum"
Hmmmmm really??
The can spontaneously combust die to the sap in their hair gettinng heated by the sun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! "
 lol
It's a Saturday today! A very TRUE fact not the usual false untrue facts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FUCK is an acronym used in the early courts used when a person was charged
For
Unlawfull
Carnal
Knowledge...
The V sign was also a sign used to taunt opposing archers
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By *g99Couple
over a year ago
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The sudden feeling of jolt or falling experience when you are about to fall asleep is classified as a mild epileptic seizure.
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These are known as healthy seizures, that refresh the brain, another example is when you are driving a journey you do quite often, and you just appear at your destination as if you where on auto pilot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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chimpanzee's are the only other species who masturbate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bikinis and tampons were both invented by men.
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What would the world be like with out! |
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"Loonies......"
The word loony derives from lunatic which derives from lunar as in ancient times madness was deemed to be influenced by the phases of the moon.  |
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"Bikinis and tampons were both invented by men.
What would the world be like with out! "
Bikinis, tampons or men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"FUCK is an acronym used in the early courts used when a person was charged
For
Unlawfull
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Knowledge...
The V sign was also a sign used to taunt opposing archers
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Sorry to burst your bubble but the v sign thing is false. Long held myth, but sadly untrue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"FUCK is an acronym used in the early courts used when a person was charged
For
Unlawfull
Carnal
Knowledge...
The V sign was also a sign used to taunt opposing archers
Sorry to burst your bubble but the v sign thing is false. Long held myth, but sadly untrue."
I therefore blame a well known TV presenter for the unfactual fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too.
I am soooo going to change my name to Bonobo Monkey!!
"A bonobo is a chimpanzee" said the pedant."
Different animals same genus, they aren't monkeys either
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By (user no longer on site)
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My truck cab is cold when the heater don't work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bob Holeness did not play the saxophone in Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That tattoo of the young lady on Amy Winehouse's right arm was actually an portrait of 'Cynthia' - Amy's Grandmother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too.
I am soooo going to change my name to Bonobo Monkey!!
"A bonobo is a chimpanzee" said the pedant.
Different animals same genus, they aren't monkeys either
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I think that's what I said |
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If you accidentally happen to place a magnifying glass over a dying fly in strong sunlight it will circle on it's back then DIE
Mind you, it does send many replacements to piss you off even more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FUCK is an acronym used in the early courts used when a person was charged
For
Unlawfull
Carnal
Knowledge...
The V sign was also a sign used to taunt opposing archers
Sorry to burst your bubble but the v sign thing is false. Long held myth, but sadly untrue.
I therefore blame a well known TV presenter for the unfactual fact"
I thought it was true as an archer can't use his bow with some fingers missing and it was to say I've got my fingers mate up yours |
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The Sun burns off four million tonnes of mass per second.
Thats a hell of a fuel bill! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street (not ON Baker Street the place....or maybe he did....i don't know.....)
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By (user no longer on site)
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The term "drag" for men in women's clothing comes from a very old playscript direction for "DRessed As Girls".
The term "wrap" for finishing a film and "wrap" party, is an acronym for "Wind Reel And Print". |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...??)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??) |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"If you accidentally happen to place a magnifying glass over a dying fly in strong sunlight it will circle on it's back then DIE
Mind you, it does send many replacements to piss you off even more "
As my mother says, "It's not the one fly you kill, it's the 46 million that come to it's bloody funeral" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street (not ON Baker Street the place....or maybe he did....i don't know.....)
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No, sir, he didn't. Bizarre myth.
"The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off."
Also not true... but great post |
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Under certain conditions an electric shock of 50mA at 50mV is enough to kill a healthy human. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street (not ON Baker Street the place....or maybe he did....i don't know.....)
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....i know.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest....and came second. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street (not ON Baker Street the place....or maybe he did....i don't know.....)
....i know.... "
It's hard to tell what's been posted in good faith in this thread. For example, someone was on about John Travolta collecting sledgehammers. Utter nonsense, but posted as if it were true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest....and came second."
Contrary to popular belief, duck quacks do in fact echo. Like this thread |
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Humpty dumpty wasnt an egg.. ..
He was a cannon mounted on the walls of Gloucester i think.. Near St Marys Church.. When the paramentaries attacked during the English Civil War Oliver Cromwell destroyed the wall thus destroying the Cannon.. And they tried to fix it.. Hence.. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.. Humpty dumpty had a great fall.. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt but humpty together again..
Useless fact for you lol.. |
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A rhinocerous's horn is just hair tightly bound together.
...i'll get me coat. |
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"If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...??)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)"
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By (user no longer on site)
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When kids say "i got swag" really makesme laugh so much!!..
SWAG was a secret organisation created in the 60's meaning "Secretly We Are Gay" XD..
I like this thread XD..
Ohh an ancient egyiption believed the sun literally died every night and they prayed for it to come back to life lol..
Some roman empera declared war on the sea to kill persidan..
Same roman empera went to a war an forgot to tell his army..
Its illegal to enter the houses of parament wearing a suit of armer..
In America its illegal for gay marriage in 5 states but legal for a man to have sex with a horse in 25 states..  .. |
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"Humpty dumpty wasnt an egg.. ..
He was a cannon mounted on the walls of Gloucester i think.. Near St Marys Church.. When the paramentaries attacked during the English Civil War Oliver Cromwell destroyed the wall thus destroying the Cannon.. And they tried to fix it.. Hence.. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.. Humpty dumpty had a great fall.. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt but humpty together again..
Useless fact for you lol.. "
You do realise that there are stringent rules to be adhered to if you want to join the useless information department |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Humpty dumpty wasnt an egg.. ..
He was a cannon mounted on the walls of Gloucester i think.. Near St Marys Church.. When the paramentaries attacked during the English Civil War Oliver Cromwell destroyed the wall thus destroying the Cannon.. And they tried to fix it.. Hence.. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.. Humpty dumpty had a great fall.. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt but humpty together again..
Useless fact for you lol.. "
It was Colchester. Used by Royalists during the siege of the city by Parliamentarians in 1648. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Humpty dumpty wasnt an egg.. ..
He was a cannon mounted on the walls of Gloucester i think.. Near St Marys Church.. When the paramentaries attacked during the English Civil War Oliver Cromwell destroyed the wall thus destroying the Cannon.. And they tried to fix it.. Hence.. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.. Humpty dumpty had a great fall.. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt but humpty together again..
Useless fact for you lol..
You do realise that there are stringent rules to be adhered to if you want to join the useless information department "
Whats the rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Humpty dumpty wasnt an egg.. ..
He was a cannon mounted on the walls of Gloucester i think.. Near St Marys Church.. When the paramentaries attacked during the English Civil War Oliver Cromwell destroyed the wall thus destroying the Cannon.. And they tried to fix it.. Hence.. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.. Humpty dumpty had a great fall.. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt but humpty together again..
Useless fact for you lol..
It was Colchester. Used by Royalists during the siege of the city by Parliamentarians in 1648."
I was close lol.. Not bad from remembering it from school haha.. I did an essay on nursery rhyms .. |
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Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt |
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Rice and rice milk can contain a small amount of arsenic. |
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By virtue of a series of coincidences, Ed Miliband didn't see snow until he was 37. |
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If you were to remove all of your veins and lye them in one continuos line end to end you'd die! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt "
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge! |
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!"
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
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he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol "
Who? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I knew a girl that could lick her elbow...apparently its impossible
as for the sex part...who truly knows what goes on in anothers mind, be it human or animal... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knew a girl that could lick her elbow...apparently its impossible"
Bet she was fun! |
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol
Who?"
have u got short term memory problems? |
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"Bikinis and tampons were both invented by men."
Bikinis are the only piece of clothing to be named after the site of an atomic bomb test.
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol
Who?
have u got short term memory problems? "
No.
Wait. What was your question? |
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over a year ago
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol
Who?
have u got short term memory problems?
No.
Wait. What was your question?"
six weeks time is the answer lol |
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!"
They were my braking device before I skidded off a ledge |
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No object can travel at the speed of light.
That being said, boffins at De Monfort university have discovered that if you were sat, looking out of the front window of a spaceship travelling at the speed of light all you would see is a central disc of white light... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Asteroids are icy rock
Comets are rocky ice |
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over a year ago
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In space, no one can hear you scream... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guns don't kill people, rabbits do |
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"Whats the rules "
You have to be stringent in your disclosure of useless information
If on the other hand you want to apply for a position in the useful information department, then a different set of rules become applicable.
As we have many candidates for the vacancy, I'm sure you will understand it may take some considerable time for one of our secretaries to contact you.
Thank you for your interest and best of luck with your application.
*courtesy of the bullshit department* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol
Who?
have u got short term memory problems?
No.
Wait. What was your question?
six weeks time is the answer lol "
Unfortunately I have no idea what you're referring to what have I missed? |
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over a year ago
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol
Who?
have u got short term memory problems?
No.
Wait. What was your question?
six weeks time is the answer lol
Unfortunately I have no idea what you're referring to what have I missed?"
Arse. Just realised |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sledging with no coat on makes your nipples hurt
You're not supposed to use your tits as a sledge!
he doesnt have any ears!!!!! lol
Who?
have u got short term memory problems?
No.
Wait. What was your question?
six weeks time is the answer lol
Unfortunately I have no idea what you're referring to what have I missed?
Arse. Just realised "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Human jaw muscles can generate a force of 200 pounds on the molars. Do you still fancy a bj? |
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"Human jaw muscles can generate a force of 200 pounds on the molars. Do you still fancy a bj? "
I'll take the risk. |
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
You can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times. |
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over a year ago
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its a true fact that everything a chicken eats tastes like chicken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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68.3% of all statistics are made up... |
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"You can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times."
False. I tried this, and managed to fold it 226 times before I got bored.
I should mention that I also unfolded it each time. |
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too."
Yes, they definitely do... Well, the one I had sex with seemed to enjoy it!!! |
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Going to war to prevent a war is clearly the stupidist thing anybody ever said. Official ! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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People who advertise are anxious to sell something. |
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On any one show there are never more than 50 teeth shown on the Jeremy Kyle show. And 32 of them are his |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
When the
And the
Really starts to wind you up, it's time to log off. |
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The musical note of F# can produce an orgasm in a woman. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"The musical note of F# can produce an orgasm in a woman."
It depends who plays it. |
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A male hyena has two penises.
When he was born, Henry VII was thought to be a girl for nine hours until a nurse noticed he was a boy.
By the age of five, Bojo, a male chimpanzee at the Bronx Zoo in New York, had acquired skills including wiring a plug, doing spot the difference puzzles and dribbling a basketball.
Ownership of chairs is illegal in Tonga.
King Cnut once married a dog.
Australia's rugby union national team is banned from every Hilton hotel in Britain after an unspecified incident involving Lote Taqiri, a fire extinguisher and two coconuts in 2004.
In the Welsh language, there are 113 words to describe different types of hill. |
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"The musical note of F# can produce an orgasm in a woman.
It depends who plays it."
Lol, sadly not. Although a bass guitar is the best instrument to play it on for the desired effect. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"The musical note of F# can produce an orgasm in a woman.
It depends who plays it.
Lol, sadly not. Although a bass guitar is the best instrument to play it on for the desired effect."
Now I know why I've ended up in bed with so many bass players. |
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proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses "
Proportional to their size , their cocks are also longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I'll post something that's actually true: Kim Jong-Il claimed to have invented hamburgers. |
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over a year ago
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they have square watermelons in Japan, as they tend to stack better lol |
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over a year ago
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Rapper Tupac Shakur could not grow hair on his scrotum. |
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A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night "
So the one on my arm disappears for the night and comes back in the morning? |
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Kerry Katona has a part-time job at a builders merchant in Saffron Walden. |
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"Kerry Katona has a part-time job at a builders merchant in Saffron Walden."
I think you will find she has had a transfer to the Melton Mowbray branch |
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"Kerry Katona has a part-time job at a builders merchant in Saffron Walden.
I think you will find she has had a transfer to the Melton Mowbray branch"
bit close to me for my liking. |
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"Kerry Katona has a part-time job at a builders merchant in Saffron Walden.
I think you will find she has had a transfer to the Melton Mowbray branch
bit close to me for my liking."
We live in the North West and feel the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night
So the one on my arm disappears for the night and comes back in the morning? "
ure fault then ........... lol control your mole !!!! lol |
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In the Welsh language, there are 113 words to describe different types of hill."
I bet non of them include the letter L, as they have used them all up in every other word in the Welsh language |
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In the Welsh language, there are 113 words to describe different types of hill.
I bet non of them include the letter L, as they have used them all up in every other word in the Welsh language "
Here's one you might enjoy: Nigel Clough makes sock puppets, and has several hundred in a special cabinet at his house. |
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"As opposed to untrue facts?
On your sex for pleasure point, I believe Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too."
Dogs don't tend to look like it's much of a labour either |
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Richard Littlejohn has a large poster of Enoch Powell on his bedroom wall. |
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Here's one you might enjoy: Nigel Clough makes sock puppets, and has several hundred in a special cabinet at his house."
I think you will find he has over a thousand now |
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Here's one you might enjoy: Nigel Clough makes sock puppets, and has several hundred in a special cabinet at his house.
I think you will find he has over a thousand now"
Entirely possible, I did invent that lie several months ago. Thank you for the update |
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"Here's one you might enjoy: Nigel Clough makes sock puppets, and has several hundred in a special cabinet at his house."
The actor Richard E Grant is a leading expert on, and avid collector of, Pelham Puppets..
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"Here's one you might enjoy: Nigel Clough makes sock puppets, and has several hundred in a special cabinet at his house.
The actor Richard E Grant is a leading expert on, and avid collector of, Pelham Puppets..
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that actually appears to be true! |
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Here's one you might enjoy: Nigel Clough makes sock puppets, and has several hundred in a special cabinet at his house.
I think you will find he has over a thousand now
Entirely possible, I did invent that lie several months ago. Thank you for the update "
Glad to have been of some assistance. He has also moved them to a purpose made shed on his allotment |
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"Here's one you might enjoy: Nigel Clough makes sock puppets, and has several hundred in a special cabinet at his house.
The actor Richard E Grant is a leading expert on, and avid collector of, Pelham Puppets..
that actually appears to be true!"
It is. Heard him talking about it...
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A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 ft child in it |
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By *oneyxxxWoman
over a year ago
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It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle |
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Snooker was invented around 35,000 years ago. |
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"Snooker was invented around 35,000 years ago."
I was about to correct you again but I'm thinking it would make me look a bit of a pedant |
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There are many old wives stories about the strange laws applying to Taxis (the 'bale of hay in the boot' one, the 'driver can go for a wee up the back wheel' one etc). All except one were repealed at one time or another.
The one which remains is this:...
"If a hackney carriage (taxi) should be observed on a rank unattended, a Constable may ..... convey the drivers horse to the nearest stable"
Yep - all those horse-drawn Skoda Octavias on our local rank better watch out then....
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Is a false lie the same as a true fact? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
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" It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle"
It's also legal for a pregnant lady to urinate in a policeman's helmet. |
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Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first thanksgiving dinner |
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It is possible to be arrested for being d*unk in charge of a bicycle but not a horse. The horse is deemed to have enough nous to cope even when the rider is incapable.
Horse sense? |
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Richard Bacon invented helium in 1842 |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Luke Howard named the clouds. |
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over a year ago
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs |
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over a year ago
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In Scotland you can chap on any door and ask to use there bathroom without fear of being turned away ,,,,apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr tingle cum every time from a blow job , lol fact |
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over a year ago
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There are only two words in the English language which contain all the vowels, once each, in order: 'facetious' and 'abstemious'. |
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Sledge hammers are rarely used to hammer sledges...
Wallnuts don't grow on walls...
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"Sledge hammers are rarely used to hammer sledges..."
That's because most of them are at John Travolta's house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Red houses are made of red bricks,
yellow houses are made of yellow bricks,
blue houses are made of blue bricks,
but green houses are made of glass |
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"Red houses are made of red bricks,
yellow houses are made of yellow bricks,
blue houses are made of blue bricks,
but green houses are made of glass "
Are you sure? Cause you could easily pain over any coloured stone to get the colour of choice? :-/ scratches head |
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"chimpanzee's are the only other species who masturbate."
Not true
Rhesus macaque monkeys also masturbate and do so numerous times a day. |
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"chimpanzee's are the only other species who masturbate.
Not true
Rhesus macaque monkeys also masturbate and do so numerous times a day. "
Those dirty perves!!! |
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"Bikinis and tampons were both invented by men.
The sudden feeling of jolt or falling experience when you are about to fall asleep is classified as a mild epileptic seizure.
Jedi is an official religion in Australia, with over 70,000 followers.
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This condition is known as a hypnic jerk or hypnagogic jerk. It is a reaction very like the “startle” response and can be accompanied by a falling sensation.
They often happen if we fall asleep in an uncomfortable position, are sleep deprived or over tired or are having a stressful or anxious time. A hypnic jerk is a type of myoclonic twitch and is similar to a hiccup. It’s considered to be a benign condition.
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"This condition is known as a hypnic jerk or hypnagogic jerk. It is a reaction very like the “startle” response and can be accompanied by a falling sensation.
They often happen if we fall asleep in an uncomfortable position, are sleep deprived or over tired or are having a stressful or anxious time. A hypnic jerk is a type of myoclonic twitch and is similar to a hiccup. It’s considered to be a benign condition.
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interesting! |
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You're 43 times more likely to get ignored on here by a woman than a man. Men will usually be arsed to reply |
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"You're 43 times more likely to get ignored on here by a woman than a man. Men will usually be arsed to reply "
I am pretty certain this is true... But the statistics must be made up! :-/ |
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Yeah could be right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lesbians lick better than any man! |
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over a year ago
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Disagree with that one. You've just met wrong men x |
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over a year ago
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"Disagree with that one. You've just met wrong men x "
i dont meet men i meet women |
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"Disagree with that one. You've just met wrong men x i dont meet men i meet women "
But then you can't compare men & women, you won't know who the best is.... |
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over a year ago
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I was a long time ago |
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There are no words in the English language that rhyme with 'orange' or 'purple'. |
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"There are no words in the English language that rhyme with 'orange' or 'purple'."
Hirple is a British word, which means to walk lamely or hobble |
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over a year ago
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Opponents have I got the last word |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooo have I got the last word |
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By *mithy_86Couple
over a year ago
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Theodore Roosevelt invented the teddy bear |
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