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What is the funniest surname you have heard in your life
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I once worked in a company that had two female employees with the surnames ‘Swallow’ and ‘Maddick’. I'm pretty sure you can work out what phrase was coined when the pair of them were in the same room...  |
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over a year ago
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A friend of mine is called
Cocks
I have his name over the phone and a lady said is that Cox and I said no….like the male anatomy….she sighed and said “oh, what an unfortunate boy”  |
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over a year ago
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Dick.
‘K’ was working with my mum in her business and my mother hadn’t prepared me (she likes a laugh, does my mum). My mum was nearby when I asked ‘K’s surname for a form and was silently wetting herself laughing in the background as I did my best ‘oh really, how normal’ reaction to ‘K’ explaining her surname was Dick.  |
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over a year ago
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A few years ago I was looking after a child. Parents not married but had double barreled surnames.
Mother's surname Eggby, Dad surname was Bacon
Yep, the kid was Eggby-Bacon  |
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I've got a lovely made up name for the gorgeous, scantily clad girl on a Caribbean condom advertising poster which has pride of place on my spare bedroom wall..
"Consuela Domingo"
Without mentioning the brand name, the poster says "For the Wickedest Ride". |
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over a year ago
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I have an Amwrican friend whose last name is Minge. I kid you not, but I have never told what it means in the UK as he is a great bloke and also a ex Marine Drill Sgt |
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By *tterdogMan
over a year ago
South West |
When working at a large air station in the south west I used to go to the local shop sometimes instead of the NAAFI.
One day I happened to clock the licencees name above the door.
Mashiter... First name Roger |
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I worked on a job many years ago doing a refurbishment of a post office in London.
There was a chap who's name was ping.
Not funny on its own as the guy was Chinese and it's probably a common name.
What was fucking hilarious was the way he answered the phonehe simply picked up the phone and said
"Ping"
Ok maybe it's a slightly dated and perhaps borderline racist anecdote but at the time we could barely contain ourselves everytime we heard
"PING" |
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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago
Alcester |
"Lillicrap was one which I was glad not to be born with."
Christopher Lillicrap was a children's presenter.
Think did "I'm going to tell you a story"
Made me giggle everytime I saw his name appear.  |
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I had a pe teacher called Mr field.
A music teacher called Mr key.
An English teacher called Mr paige.
Once lived near a pest extermination company owned by Mr basharat...
Oh and the towing company owned by the camel family. Guess the name!
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Try with spaces between letters, it must be good!
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H o o k e r. Her first name started with an A. She ran for class president when we were in high School and all her posters said Vote for A. H o o k e r. |
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"I heard a name called out at the doctors surgery, that made me laugh. "Ashley Sitdown". Imagine what happened when he was in school. "
There's headteacher in Birmingham called Mr Shufflebottom. |
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