"You know what I’m talking about?
Not too big, not too wide, it’s just right…
Have you encountered one? Do you have one?
C’mon folks, big (ahem) up your members and loved penises"
Nah the golden phallus is a fallacy, a myth, and a legend |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"You know what I’m talking about?
Not too big, not too wide, it’s just right…
Have you encountered one? Do you have one?
C’mon folks, big (ahem) up your members and loved penises
Nah the golden phallus is a fallacy, a myth, and a legend "
The golden phallus sounds like the next level in quidditch |
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"You know what I’m talking about?
Not too big, not too wide, it’s just right…
Have you encountered one? Do you have one?
C’mon folks, big (ahem) up your members and loved penises
Nah the golden phallus is a fallacy, a myth, and a legend
The golden phallus sounds like the next level in quidditch "
Only achieved through enlightenment  and vast amounts of meditation n masterbation |
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over a year ago
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I have encountered one. Perfectly sized cock, not too big that it hurts but a good size, however it was attached to someone who knew how to wield it too and that made all the difference |
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I think I’m quite lucky that I’ve found the one that’s just right for me! Helps he knows how to use it too, otherwise what’s the point in the perfect dick anyway 
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I feel called out. My boss has been referring to my sexual adventures recently as Goldilocks. The man before last was teeny tiny. I honestly couldn’t even feel him. The last guy was flipping huge, nearly punctured a lung.
I’m hoping next is just right .. I shall be keep a close eye on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel called out. My boss has been referring to my sexual adventures recently as Goldilocks. The man before last was teeny tiny. I honestly couldn’t even feel him. The last guy was flipping huge, nearly punctured a lung.
I’m hoping next is just right .. I shall be keep a close eye on this thread"
Off to check her veris.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel called out. My boss has been referring to my sexual adventures recently as Goldilocks. The man before last was teeny tiny. I honestly couldn’t even feel him. The last guy was flipping huge, nearly punctured a lung.
I’m hoping next is just right .. I shall be keep a close eye on this thread
Off to check her veris...."
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"You know what I’m talking about?
Not too big, not too wide, it’s just right…
Have you encountered one? Do you have one?
C’mon folks, big (ahem) up your members and loved penises"
Ugh, I wish people would stop making threads about me. It’s soooo embarrassing!
Perfect is a word that gets thrown around too often these days, but, well, you know…..  |
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"I think it more has to do with the owner rather the cock itself.
Yours is fine op do not worry. "
Fine. There is no worse word for a man to hear. I’m sure a comedian did a skit about that, can’t remember who, could have been Dylan Moran. |
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"They are rare and usually their cum resembles porridge.. sigh.
At the risk of giving myself something else to fret about, what is the ideal consistency?"
Smooth, not too runny but slightly thick. Think fresh icing before it gets hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"for the ladies its more to do with who its hanging off
This is just a lie, women want good size and girth! "
Goldicock wants a big un
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I've been calling himselfs penis my Goldilocks cock for years. It really is the perfect size and shape for me. I'd never had an orgasm from penetration alone until I met him...and it is definitely his penis because I have a replica of it that does the same thing. Lucky me, eh?  |
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