So this eve (after a week of horrific headaches) we went to bed early for a little fun as this is the first day i've not been in bed in a dark room feeling like death  . Fast forward an hour or so and i'm on the brink of the most mind blowing* orgasm to date, full body quivvering when all of a suddern it feels like all the blood in my body rushes to my head followed by intense throbbing pain that had me curled up in a ball screaming into a pillow, tight throbbing spasms around my skull, it was horrific, thought my time was up.
Obviously I looked at dr google and realised i'm clearly about to die, rang 111 and now i've got to go to A&E to share my story with that lot
Tell me of your embarrasing sex tales to cheer me up. |
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Years ago, when I first met my plaything, M 53, he'd only been married 3 weeks. I didn't learn that for about six months. Didn't stop us. Nine years on we're both still married and still having regular fun. Their sofa, however, got broken some years ago 
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By *EnewbieWoman
over a year ago
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"So this eve (after a week of horrific headaches) we went to bed early for a little fun as this is the first day i've not been in bed in a dark room feeling like death . Fast forward an hour or so and i'm on the brink of the most mind blowing* orgasm to date, full body quivvering when all of a suddern it feels like all the blood in my body rushes to my head followed by intense throbbing pain that had me curled up in a ball screaming into a pillow, tight throbbing spasms around my skull, it was horrific, thought my time was up.
Obviously I looked at dr google and realised i'm clearly about to die, rang 111 and now i've got to go to A&E to share my story with that lot
Tell me of your embarrasing sex tales to cheer me up. "
This happened to me several years ago and it needs to be checked out. It could just be sex headaches ( as I’m my case) but could also be something more sinister. Especially in women. Get yourself to a & e. |
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"So this eve (after a week of horrific headaches) we went to bed early for a little fun as this is the first day i've not been in bed in a dark room feeling like death . Fast forward an hour or so and i'm on the brink of the most mind blowing* orgasm to date, full body quivvering when all of a suddern it feels like all the blood in my body rushes to my head followed by intense throbbing pain that had me curled up in a ball screaming into a pillow, tight throbbing spasms around my skull, it was horrific, thought my time was up.
Obviously I looked at dr google and realised i'm clearly about to die, rang 111 and now i've got to go to A&E to share my story with that lot
Tell me of your embarrasing sex tales to cheer me up.
This happened to me several years ago and it needs to be checked out. It could just be sex headaches ( as I’m my case) but could also be something more sinister. Especially in women. Get yourself to a & e. "
Currently sat in A&E with a little sick bowl, trying to keep my eyes open. Mr P stayed in bed, charming eh |
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"So this eve (after a week of horrific headaches) we went to bed early for a little fun as this is the first day i've not been in bed in a dark room feeling like death . Fast forward an hour or so and i'm on the brink of the most mind blowing* orgasm to date, full body quivvering when all of a suddern it feels like all the blood in my body rushes to my head followed by intense throbbing pain that had me curled up in a ball screaming into a pillow, tight throbbing spasms around my skull, it was horrific, thought my time was up.
Obviously I looked at dr google and realised i'm clearly about to die, rang 111 and now i've got to go to A&E to share my story with that lot
Tell me of your embarrasing sex tales to cheer me up.
This happened to me several years ago and it needs to be checked out. It could just be sex headaches ( as I’m my case) but could also be something more sinister. Especially in women. Get yourself to a & e.
Currently sat in A&E with a little sick bowl, trying to keep my eyes open. Mr P stayed in bed, charming eh "
Hope you will be better soon
My embarrassing story was getting caught by my aunt while semi undressed on the sofa with the late hubby, I jumped up to hide what we were doing, caught my foot on the side of the coffee table, and badly sprained my ankle. |
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"So this eve (after a week of horrific headaches) we went to bed early for a little fun as this is the first day i've not been in bed in a dark room feeling like death . Fast forward an hour or so and i'm on the brink of the most mind blowing* orgasm to date, full body quivvering when all of a suddern it feels like all the blood in my body rushes to my head followed by intense throbbing pain that had me curled up in a ball screaming into a pillow, tight throbbing spasms around my skull, it was horrific, thought my time was up.
Obviously I looked at dr google and realised i'm clearly about to die, rang 111 and now i've got to go to A&E to share my story with that lot
Tell me of your embarrasing sex tales to cheer me up. "
Christ hope it's nothing serious. |
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No embarrassing sex injuries. embarrassing scenarios plenty.
One year in my twenties, I got food poisoning at Christmas while visiting my parents and my mom, the nurse said she would get me something so that I could eat Christmas lunch in a few days.
There I was lying in my teenage bedroom with my boyfriend watching over me, thinking great some tablets to swallow and I'll stop leaking from both ends.
Here comes Mum home from work and says she has the medication. I stick out my hand and ask for water. Mum not skipping a beat tell me to pull down my pants and bend over. Horrified and embarrassed in front of my boyfriend, I asked why. She said because I have to inject you in the arse with the medication. OMG! My boyfriend at the time doubled over with laughter. At least I got to eat a small plate of Christmas lunch sitting on a cushion.
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over a year ago
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can’t believe I going say this one again
And it’s because off the root off all misconceptions when it comes to sex and stuff porn
So was down the rabbit hole on porn looking for new idears for pics
Came across a interesting video off a woman useing a pussy pump on her bum hole
And Though that’s something different so ordered one next day delivery
It comes and though ok I test it out first then get everything set up for pic taken later on
So tested it worked grate in fact to good 20 minutes had went past and my bum hole was still swollen 3 times it’s nomal size this is when the worry started to kick in a little a hour and went past and it was still swollen beyond belief ok this is starting to be a cause for concern tryed to slip a finger In couldn’t even do that so grabbed lube and a dildo to no avail
Ok this is starting to become a problem is it hospital time
Grabbed a ice pack to see that take the swelling down though I give it a hour or two and if it’s not it’s bite the bullet time and hospital
In two hours time it had subsided a little anuff that I could get a finger in
End up sitting on ice packs for 14 hours for the swelling to fully go down
And never end up getting a picture off it
But I was left with a black and blue and purple bruse in the shape off the pussy pump around my bum hole for like 3 weeks I do have pics somewhere off that
It went in the bin and never to attempt that again
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" can’t believe I going say this one again
And it’s because off the root off all misconceptions when it comes to sex and stuff porn
So was down the rabbit hole on porn looking for new idears for pics
Came across a interesting video off a woman useing a pussy pump on her bum hole
And Though that’s something different so ordered one next day delivery
It comes and though ok I test it out first then get everything set up for pic taken later on
So tested it worked grate in fact to good 20 minutes had went past and my bum hole was still swollen 3 times it’s nomal size this is when the worry started to kick in a little a hour and went past and it was still swollen beyond belief ok this is starting to be a cause for concern tryed to slip a finger In couldn’t even do that so grabbed lube and a dildo to no avail
Ok this is starting to become a problem is it hospital time
Grabbed a ice pack to see that take the swelling down though I give it a hour or two and if it’s not it’s bite the bullet time and hospital
In two hours time it had subsided a little anuff that I could get a finger in
End up sitting on ice packs for 14 hours for the swelling to fully go down
And never end up getting a picture off it
But I was left with a black and blue and purple bruse in the shape off the pussy pump around my bum hole for like 3 weeks I do have pics somewhere off that
It went in the bin and never to attempt that again
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oh crikey. that's put me off putting a pump on my pussy now! Glad it eventually went down. |
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