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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.
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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.
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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.
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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?
Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did they miss your press release on the death of millions of little sperm?"
oh yes, forgot bout that.
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..No more little Wishys, he had his nutsack opened up and they burnt his tubes. Tragic, but true. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.
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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.
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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.
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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?
Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault.
Dickhead in Wales how very polite"
That's a reference to our roving reporter, not Welshish people in general. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.
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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.
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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.
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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?
Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault.
Dickhead in Wales how very polite
That's a reference to our roving reporter, not Welshish people in general. "
Then please accept my apolagies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... Newcastle... dopey Sainsbury driver delivers to house then gets stuck in the snow.
Didn't someone tell the daft prat... IT'S SNOWING!!
But thankfully, it was our house he was delivering to! {snigger}  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"... Newcastle... dopey Sainsbury driver delivers to house then gets stuck in the snow.
Didn't someone tell the daft prat... IT'S SNOWING!!
But thankfully, it was our house he was delivering to! {snigger} "
He was too busy at work to watch the news and weather reports. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..it's still snowing. Stay the fook in.
p.s. Sainsbury Man has buggered off. Silly sod has probably got stuck at his next drop. Oh well, we got ours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the beach when it's covered in snow.
It looks rather strange! Going to take my camera out tomorrow "
I miss living by the beach, can't wait to get back south |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.
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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.
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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.
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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?
Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault."
be honest,are you having problems,coming to terms,with the fact,that you are now seedless.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..it's snowing. Fookin deal with it.
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..some eejits attacked an oil refinery. Don't frickin work is stupid places where you're likely to get shot.
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..Pep Guardiola decided to manage a German team. So fookin what.
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..it's still snowing. Over to our dickhead out in Wales who's freezin her tits off. You there?
Nope, she's frozen stiff. Oh well, her own goddam fault.
be honest,are you having problems,coming to terms,with the fact,that you are now seedless. "
Not at all. The man from Del Monte, he say, ha ha ha .. Bastard! 
p.s... It's still fookin swollen.. er.. snowing.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe he needs a few Jaffa Cakes to placate him
Back of from the Jaffa cakes
There all mine "
ooo baby, I didn't know you cared. Are you going to fight over me? |
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"...councils up and down the country have awarded themselves a bonus for getting something right. They ordered enough frickin salt this year."
Bonus next year for ours as well....as the feckers never spread any!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did they miss your press release on the death of millions of little sperm?
oh yes, forgot bout that.
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..No more little Wishys, he had his nutsack opened up and they burnt his tubes. Tragic, but true. "
Ouch!! Get well soon. X |
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"Maybe he needs a few Jaffa Cakes to placate him
Back of from the Jaffa cakes
There all mine
ooo baby, I didn't know you cared. Are you going to fight over me? "
OK, so we'll go thirds on the Jaffa Cakes, but I get first dibs on the swollen plumbs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Update: the left nad is back to normal but the right one looks like a melon. Siren asked me why I keep walking round in cicles, "Is it hurting babe, is that why?"
Women! |
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"Update: the left nad is back to normal but the right one looks like a melon. Siren asked me why I keep walking round in cicles, "Is it hurting babe, is that why?"
Women! "
When in actual fact its wind drag on the larger thats making you veer to one side. You're a man, there has to be a technical reason!  |
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