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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Other people

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

People and/or alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Music played at a deafening volume

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Televisions.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sticky carpets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alcohol "

They already have those, they are called libraries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prat's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coffee machines.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The food in Spoons

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By *pYaMan  over a year ago

Ready…

Managers that don’t care!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beer tax

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

The no smoking ban was the biggest killer for pubs and most places going.

Before that removing the smokers room that had exhaust fans to remove the smoke from the room.

Changing to open plan rooms was there biggest mistake.

It also allowed smoking staff to go in there.

If you ban anymore you might as well close down the pubs as they are struggerling to make ends meet as it is.

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast

People in football tops

People who are obviously d up

Kids

Hipsters

People with beards

People who drink Guinness and say it doesn't taste as good as Guinness from some wee place you've never heard of

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Food.

Amusement arcades.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

Fruit machines

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Sticky carpets

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By *uicy and GymCouple  over a year ago

Telford

Children

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By *uksungCouple  over a year ago

wednesbury

Kids running around

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"The no smoking ban was the biggest killer for pubs and most places going.

Before that removing the smokers room that had exhaust fans to remove the smoke from the room.

Changing to open plan rooms was there biggest mistake.

It also allowed smoking staff to go in there.

If you ban anymore you might as well close down the pubs as they are struggerling to make ends meet as it is."

The tax/duty the pubs are charged compared to what the supermarkets can get away with is what kills the pubs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those jukebox things.

I cba listening to the same shit song being played over and over again.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Sticky carpets"

That's Wetherspoons USP

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By *addad99Man  over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Kids and women

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By *ownwithafeatherMan  over a year ago

Watford

Bud Light because it tastes awful.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Massive d*unken bores. The staff looked so embarrassed when I left somewhere yesterday. I don't drink that much these days so I tend to vote with my feet when people are continually obnoxious. It's great to have regulars, but custom really isn't everything.

--pt

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Bud Light because it tastes awful."

They take up taps I Admit, but we need low and on alcohol beers imo.

pt

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Dr*gs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fosters and Carling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alcohol!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Entitled customers, inappropriate comments to staff, and aggressive people

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By *ownwithafeatherMan  over a year ago

Watford


"Bud Light because it tastes awful.

They take up taps I Admit, but we need low and on alcohol beers imo.

pt"

It's still 4.2% so doesn't fall into the low alcohol category.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

Handsome blokes with awesome personality and a massive dick… joking… they don’t exist!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Handsome blokes with awesome personality and a massive dick… joking… they don’t exist!! "

They most certainly do exist!

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Vegans and children

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Handsome blokes with awesome personality and a massive dick… joking… they don’t exist!!

They most certainly do exist! "

Except me ffs!! I was being humble xx

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Microwaves.

Learn to cook!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scampi fries and pork scratchings. Dangerously addictive after a vodka or two

Bess x

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By *teph BitchTV/TS  over a year ago

Manchester

Kids

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I nipped in spoons one afternoon last week for a quick bite to eat inbetween appointments and it was like a bloody nursery. Full of mums with young babies, prams everywhere. Couldn't hear myself think over screaming kids. So based on that I'm gunna say children. When our kids was little we use to meet in parks for picnics with a flask. Wasn't a great mummy look either, baby in one hand and a pint in the other

Mrs C

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

People

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Women. From the bar side

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By *wingamajigsCouple  over a year ago

Folkestone


"People in football tops

People who are obviously d up

Kids

Hipsters

People with beards

People who drink Guinness and say it doesn't taste as good as Guinness from some wee place you've never heard of "

Damn you, I was gonna say that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peoples unruly cuntlings and mobile phones; talk to fucking people

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I honestly can't think of anything worse than a pub just full of blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scampi fries and pork scratchings. Dangerously addictive after a vodka or two

Bess x"

I'd vote scampi fries too, but because they stink!

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Dr*gs "

yeah waiting for pee because the whole toilet's becomes a mini market or snorting point for 5 minutes.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Blokes who dress up in women's clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dr*gs

yeah waiting for pee because the whole toilet's becomes a mini market or snorting point for 5 minutes."

Don’t piss in the shitter.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Alcohol and people

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Dr*gs

yeah waiting for pee because the whole toilet's becomes a mini market or snorting point for 5 minutes.

Don’t piss in the shitter."

-It's when you have to use the cubicles. They stick someone at the door and take the whole loo for 5 mins like I say. You have to walk past pretending you haven't noticed.

--pt

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By *empted23Couple  over a year ago

countryside

As mentioned befor

Televisions

Very loud music

Arseholes

Kids

Stupid cock tails that take the barman 15 mins to make 2

You want those

Go to a cocktail bar so the rest of us can get a pint or a glass of wine in a decent amount of time

Any hot soft drinks

It’s a pub not a costa

Tea / coffee / hot chocolate

You have a kettle

And there is a billion coffee shops

When I ran a pub I used to unplug the coffee machine and say it was out of order

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By *ownwithafeatherMan  over a year ago

Watford

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By *ixiePoisonWoman  over a year ago

Darlington

People with pushchairs, I was in my local Spoons for a brekkie last week, my colleague and I counted 17 pushchairs, at 10am in the morning...

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"People with pushchairs, I was in my local Spoons for a brekkie last week, my colleague and I counted 17 pushchairs, at 10am in the morning... "

-Can you really complain about what happens in a Witherpoons though? There are pubs and there are Spoons. --pt

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Beer gardens (or any part of the premises) that are even more smokey than the pubs used to be. A real pain when you've finally given up.

-pt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alcohol

They already have those, they are called libraries "

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

So its no alcohol, no soft drinks, definitely no guiness, no kids, no mums, no men, no music... No wonder

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Children in the bar part, they should only be in the restaurant part

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Showing football matches. Some people (men and women) get so rowdy and make far too much noise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Pubs should be banned

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By *anther81Man  over a year ago

Drogheda

Kids especially when the child’s parent expects you to be delighted to see them.

Lighting that is too bright.

Bar staff that can’t take an order keep coming back to you 1 drink at a time.

Toilets that you need a sat nav to find.

Big groups of idiots who think they own the pub.

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By *uga40Man  over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Fruit machines

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS  over a year ago

dudley


"Blokes who dress up in women's clothes "
totally agree it’s not something us normal people should have to witness on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Asshats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Phones!!!!

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle

Was going to say phones as well but just pipped to it haha. Pubs were far better before every fucker had phoned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Upstairs toilets

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By *iscreteguy1287Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Other people"

Hahaha. That genuinely made me lol. Imagine explaining that to the credit loan officer. “You want to open a pub that operates how again?” Hahah x

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Children.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

It's 'smart' phones that are the problem, and a problem everywhere imo. Computers under the size of a tablet shouldn't be allowed. People get trapped into these single pages of totally spurious information, it's a nightmare.

-pt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Children

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By *uthentic GuyMan  over a year ago

Surrey

Toilets that have not been decorated in years, and cleaned in months.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire

Football on multiple screens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carpets

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Football on multiple screens "

That along with any other sports.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Smelly people.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan  over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Body odour, wish they had a detector that could refuse entry

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

The TV, I can't stand football. So hate the supportors jumping around splashing beer on people, just cause someone kicked a ball into a net.

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By *irty-pairCouple  over a year ago

South Essex

Football, coffee, Fosters/Carling/Carlsberg/Budweiser

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Kids.

If you want to have a meal as a family, go to a restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can probably cope with most things, bar moany people

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Its not an environment for kids signs up all over the bar " kids not to be served at bar" and " under 16s to be supervised playing pool" yet i saw a kid get served at the bar and under 16s playing pool unsupervised but this pub that sells food has a kids playground in the beer garden and kids were running in the bar just yesterday, what can you do eh

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Fewer parts that are like children's playgrounds and clubs.

Gambling machines

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

D rug taking.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I can't believe nobody has said Quiz Nights yet.

Tables full of super competitive people playing it cool, while you and your partner reluctantly 'bought in' on a table for two, just to yet again come second to last. ----pt

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Cocktails

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Coffee machines are a popular 'no go' with some more traditional boozers. A bar manager I know says that'll be the day he resigns. Thing is I drink a heck of a lot more coffee than I drink booze these days. I'd be quite happy for half-decent coffee and some root beers.

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Pubs should be banned "

No real need. They appear to be doing a pretty good job of self destruction already.

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By *issalignedTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Straight people

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Kids and folk smoking in beer gardens, or right outside the entrance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kids and folk smoking in beer gardens, or right outside the entrance "

I agree that kids should not smoke in either of those places. They should vape like all the other kids

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By *s-two-75Couple  over a year ago

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"Phones!!!! "

Are you posting this from your phone In the pub though

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By *ister CMan  over a year ago

liverpool

Alcohol...

If it was discovered now we would be allowed to consume it.

Also it's the prime drug for anger creation. A recent study found no drug inhibites anger quite like anchol

In essence it fucking awful.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Kids and folk smoking in beer gardens, or right outside the entrance

I agree that kids should not smoke in either of those places. They should vape like all the other kids "

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Fewer parts that are like children's playgrounds and clubs.

Gambling machines"

-I used to speak to this guy who was always looking back to see how much was being dropped in the fruit machines. I used to find it really distracting. pt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£1.50 to play pool each go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blokes escaping the Mrs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"£1.50 to play pool each go "

It was 50p when I was at 6th form

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Polished brass railings appearing from nowhere, and sticky condiments crammed in on every table.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Me!"

Jennie, I'm pretty sure you ARE banned......

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses! "

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

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By *ndyn50000Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

Over priced olives that come from a rather dubious jar behind the bar and fancy crisps.

What was wrong with pork scratchings and pickled eggs?

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan  over a year ago

Bristol

People

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pubs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest. "

Sadly no, but I have been to some beer halls in Germany and those guys can party!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest. "

Because she has killer jugs?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

Sadly no, but I have been to some beer halls in Germany and those guys can party! "

While listening to scooter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

Sadly no, but I have been to some beer halls in Germany and those guys can party!

While listening to scooter. "

Logical

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

Sadly no, but I have been to some beer halls in Germany and those guys can party!

While listening to scooter.

Logical "

Applause

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

Because she has killer jugs?"

Because I can handle a big stein with the best of them

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By *orthcoupleCouple  over a year ago

Lanzarote

Some twat with an acoustic guitar

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

Because she has killer jugs?"

Err... yes! Lana's jugs runnething over in a dirndl!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

Because she has killer jugs?

Err... yes! Lana's jugs runnething over in a dirndl! "

Was that German or Klingon?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh I've got one from my barmaid days! Bloody Marys . Disgusting to pour, stinking tomato breath and gross to try wash the glasses!

You were a barmaid!! Hopefully in Germany in during Oktoberfest.

Because she has killer jugs?

Err... yes! Lana's jugs runnething over in a dirndl!

Was that German or Klingon? "

I googled . Why thank you!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Bud Light because it tastes awful."

Never in my locals. Lol! One sells the craft beer and one sells the cheapest things on tap. Lol! I'm excited because they got a new cider!

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Bud Light because it tastes awful.

Never in my locals. Lol! One sells the craft beer and one sells the cheapest things on tap. Lol! I'm excited because they got a new cider!"

I bet you pay through the nose for that oen though. Like craft beer, new ciders never seem to be cheap.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

What should be banned in pubs? Definitely closing time! Or at least let them open until a more sensible hour, ridiculous that they close so early.

And excessive taxes on alcohol need banning too.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman  over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Football, actually, all sports on TV

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Bud Light because it tastes awful.

Never in my locals. Lol! One sells the craft beer and one sells the cheapest things on tap. Lol! I'm excited because they got a new cider!

I bet you pay through the nose for that oen though. Like craft beer, new ciders never seem to be cheap."

I still have an old newspaper cutting advertisng 'Large quantity of French cider, arriving next wee'

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By *ustin case123Man  over a year ago

local

overtime in a pub recently when they let people smoke inside!!! i’m a light smoker but how horrible it was i remember people smoking in pubs when i was a kid 1980s i used to have to go outside x

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Bud Light because it tastes awful.

Never in my locals. Lol! One sells the craft beer and one sells the cheapest things on tap. Lol! I'm excited because they got a new cider!

I bet you pay through the nose for that oen though. Like craft beer, new ciders never seem to be cheap."

It's Inches cider on tap....seems pretty cheap to me...but it is London. Lol! I normally just drink the strong bow on tap in there. Nah it's the only pub close to the estates and the uni so it needs to stay cheap. People this end aren't loaded or pretentious enough to drink craft beer or craft cider. Lol! I walked in with a Waitrose bag and they all had a go. Lol! Landlady shouted at them to pack it in. Lol! Tough old bird.

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By *onicZMan  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Digital gambling machines.

Bring back the more fun reel based games. No variety anymore for people that like a punt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit décor, same songs they’ve played for past 20 years, drinks above £5 and clothes. Anything different or enticing would be a breath of fresh air.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Football, actually, all sports on TV"

Not this far, but I’d ban the tv in the lounge and only have it in the vault.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Children

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fruties, dangerous game after a few pints

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By *hef HMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

The smoking ban

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Last orders

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By *queeky1Man  over a year ago

fleetwood

Children

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"Shit décor, same songs they’ve played for past 20 years, drinks above £5 and clothes. Anything different or enticing would be a breath of fresh air."

There's a famous pub in Soho (Coach and Horses) that was granted a nudist licence. They held a naked singalong to protest against Fullers brewery buying up the boozer.

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs


"The food in Spoons"

I second that it's rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

TV's. No need for them at all.

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By *moothshaftMan  over a year ago

Coventry


"Football on multiple screens "

Definitely this.

Why do pubs automatically assume we all like football?

Give me Motogp any day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

GrumpyMcFuckNugget

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Football on multiple screens

Definitely this.

Why do pubs automatically assume we all like football?

Give me Motogp any day. "

Not sure they assume everybody likes anything. But its a numbers game. If they advertise and put footie on... They get more footfall. Not sure many other sports or events would have the same effect.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My mum she's a fucking liability

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"What should be banned in pubs? Definitely closing time! Or at least let them open until a more sensible hour, ridiculous that they close so early.

And excessive taxes on alcohol need banning too."

Pubs can stay open till all hours, if they choose, can't they? The last licensing act in 2005 basically got rid of permitted hours so each licensee can now apply to be open whenever they like (subject to local authority approval, obviously). One assumes your local is open during the hours it can staff and when there is enough demand?

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"What should be banned in pubs? Definitely closing time! Or at least let them open until a more sensible hour, ridiculous that they close so early.

And excessive taxes on alcohol need banning too.

Pubs can stay open till all hours, if they choose, can't they? The last licensing act in 2005 basically got rid of permitted hours so each licensee can now apply to be open whenever they like (subject to local authority approval, obviously). One assumes your local is open during the hours it can staff and when there is enough demand?"

Unfortunately not- local councils and mayors etc don't understand the night time economy at all.

Then there's the Muppets who move to an area to be trendy (like Hackney) then bitch about people enjoying themselves....

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By *inkyCouple1927Couple  over a year ago

Newcastle

Farting

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By *arehamMan  over a year ago

handforth

Kids

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Dogs!!!!

these pubs that allow dogs

I don’t wanna take my kids places never mind my dug!

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By *r Appreciator.Man  over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

Pets, and toilets upstairs/downstairs.

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By *osey WalesMan  over a year ago

Surrey

Rubbish barstaff. If you have to ask who is next, or pour one drink at a time or cant remember an order, then you have been trained poorly and dont know your job.

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By *uffymayfairCouple  over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria


"Football on multiple screens

Definitely this.

Why do pubs automatically assume we all like football?

Give me Motogp any day. "

Agreed I hate football and, in my opinion, attracts some right twats who think everyone in the pub wants to hear them screaming and shouting because some overpaid d list actor is throwing himself on the floor and rolling around, motorike racing definitely an improvement.

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

Brasso

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"TV's. No need for them at all. "

Bit harsh, surely they have as much right to socialise as anybody else

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle


"Farting"

x2 nowt worse than being in crowded pub and smelling shit every 5 minutes. Same at the gym if I ever owned a gym it would be an offence that results in membership cancelled

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Its not an environment for kids signs up all over the bar " kids not to be served at bar" and " under 16s to be supervised playing pool" yet i saw a kid get served at the bar and under 16s playing pool unsupervised but this pub that sells food has a kids playground in the beer garden and kids were running in the bar just yesterday, what can you do eh "
this

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Carling or 99% of all other Lagers .

Gassy, sugar filled beige liquid, oh and as for anything 0%.....why?, just why?

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By *stwoCouple  over a year ago

anywhere

Children,dogs,television and loud music.

Oh mobile phones and swearing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carling or 99% of all other Lagers .

Gassy, sugar filled beige liquid, oh and as for anything 0%.....why?, just why?"

0% alcohol is like licking you own sister out,it taste the same but something is not quite right

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By *eat and discreetCouple  over a year ago

somewhere

Carlsberg. Carling. And salt and vinegar crisps and folk asking for a cup tea

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By *opman121Man  over a year ago

stoke on trent

The right one was smoking but know it’s drugs

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By *oonloverWoman  over a year ago

bognor regis

Kids

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smoking in garden tables .

Is very disturbing , can’t even seat or eat a meal on a garden as is all smokers puffing right in your face .

Should be a smoke zone …

They shouldn’t be allowed smoke walking in streets pavements on top of us either

Is not fair . Forcing to smoke that crap .

They should hide away from people

As a polite common sense .

Smoke at your place , or in your car or go to a smokers coffee shop

Smoke in our faces as u try enter a super market walking kids

Fed up of it .

No manners

Why don’t they walk away to smokers area on side of buildings

Need stand by door in your face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kids "

The only reason making me go for a meal in a pub sometimes

My daughter .

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

Modern food

When I was younger the menu always had

Starter - Prawn cocktail

Main - Scampi n Chips.

You can hardly find those anymore.

Also when I was younger, most kids weren't allowed in pubs. If mum n dad went, we had to stay in the car and they bought drinks out to us.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman  over a year ago

Manchester


"People and/or alcohol "

And football!

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman  over a year ago

Manchester


"Children,dogs,television and loud music.

Oh mobile phones and swearing."

No phones so what, I'm going to have to talk to people? Ugh

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

Also dogs.

Having to put up with other peoples dogs, coming upto you, sniffing for food. The owners smile and say something like "he's just being frindly, just likes to say hello". I love dogs, but not other peoples.

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By *razylady2014Couple  over a year ago

Bolton

Dogs

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Kareoke

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"Children,dogs,television and loud music.

Oh mobile phones and swearing."

Perhaps I could agree with all but kids which are fine if in designated ones and the parents actually do show some parental responsibility rather than let them ran amock amongst other customers. Dogs too are ok when their owners look after them properly and again in places that are assigned to do so. I went somewhere last weekend and they had a pets cafe as well as another one. I chose the pets one and was great, much more pleasant than the other one they had which was full of loud people and screaming kids that you could not relax at all. It's the loud big screens, the unruly customers that take over the place and people having loud conversations on their phones that are the biggest problem in pubs imo. People seem to feel entitled yo behave as they wish in public spaces these days irrespective of how their behaviour affects others and their enjoyment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alcohol.

The most dangerous and underestimated of all drugs.

Dulls the brain and turns people into sheep prone to occasional violence.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Everyone Else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Children,dogs,television and loud music.

Oh mobile phones and swearing.

Perhaps I could agree with all but kids which are fine if in designated ones and the parents actually do show some parental responsibility rather than let them ran amock amongst other customers. Dogs too are ok when their owners look after them properly and again in places that are assigned to do so. I went somewhere last weekend and they had a pets cafe as well as another one. I chose the pets one and was great, much more pleasant than the other one they had which was full of loud people and screaming kids that you could not relax at all. It's the loud big screens, the unruly customers that take over the place and people having loud conversations on their phones that are the biggest problem in pubs imo. People seem to feel entitled yo behave as they wish in public spaces these days irrespective of how their behaviour affects others and their enjoyment. "

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Fruit machines and televisions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alcohol.

The most dangerous and underestimated of all drugs.

Dulls the brain and turns people into sheep prone to occasional violence. "

How can you ban alcohol from pubs? It wouldn't be a pub then would it,it would be something completely different like a house or a bleedin temperance shop

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Flashers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Alcohol.

The most dangerous and underestimated of all drugs.

Dulls the brain and turns people into sheep prone to occasional violence. "

Tbf that's a bit like banning Cod from a Chippy no ??

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By *avinatvwirralTV/TS  over a year ago

wirral

Kids and groups who pay for drinks individually!!

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Pubs themselves should be banned if they don't provide beer mats, dripping drinks and wet pools on the tables yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

-Music

-Tracksuits

-Alcopops

-VAT

-Beer Duty

-Barstaff who are only there because they look pretty but can’t pour a decent pint.

-pretentious little barman (typically with beard and braces) who spends half an hour making one cocktail while the queue at the bar grows ever longer.

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