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If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?"

Pass the prosecco old bean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get out

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Glug glug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice cock on you

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By *wolf91Man  over a year ago

Rowley

Why are you in my hot tub

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Get out "

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

The mood I'm in today, it wouldn't be very polite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get the fuck out

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Don’t get too close cause I’ve just had a piss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Ahhhhhhhh, i love peeing in the tub"

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Well hello there

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Kent

Fancy a bumming

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hahahaha love some of the responses

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

Can you perm your chest hair?

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Dirty bastaaaaards peeing int toob

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

Nope that's not a mars bar

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By *ixed MisterMan  over a year ago

London

I hope those bubbles are jet related

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Pass The Soap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?"

"Mr's just coming back, fancy joining us for some fun...?"

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By *atfuckerbristolMan  over a year ago

Wells

I know they double-booked the AirBnB, but we have to make the best of it!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Oh that’s a big one isn’t it?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enjoy your Bathtime pal because I know they don't do baths in Aberdeen

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Can you grab that verruca plaster that's floating around please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You farted didn't you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's some fairly polar responses in here.

I hadn't looked at the WMD earlier but Red for Danger isn't wrong - Bad Bitch wouldn't say no to an appendage like that attached to a bod that trim

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Why is my hand between two pillows?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln

Fancy twenty quid?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who the hell are you and how did you get in here?!

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk

Sorry about that, I thought it was just a fart!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Is that bubbles in your shorts or are you pleased to see me ?

The mr

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By *weet and SpiceCouple  over a year ago

Around the Midlands

No I won't move closer to you in case there's a sudden influx of people wanting to get in

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?"

Hi George, come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?"

Oooh what strong hands you have would you like to massage my shoulders then you can feel how great my hands are at rubbing

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Did you just fart in my hot tub!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Move closer I can’t see you without my glasses on

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Where the fuck did you come from?! Get out of my hot tub!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*drops handful of bath fizzers in while exiting the tub*

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Did you manage to scrape the dead off you before you got in?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

I would probably, genuinely chat your head off. Because I’m like that.

Mrs m

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Thanks for spoiling my peace and quiet. Then I would get out.

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Not much probably. Maybe hello, then go back to relaxing.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I would whistle "Rule Britannia" and then pass you a Gin.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I would whistle "Rule Britannia" and then pass you a Gin. †"

Hop in, Nero.

I’ll take the gin, but whistling is terribly vulgar

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?"

Yes, they do float well, don't they?..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?

Yes, they do float well, don't they?.. "

I'm hoping that you mean the ping pong balls you had left over from the show

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?

Yes, they do float well, don't they?..

I'm hoping that you mean the ping pong balls you had left over from the show "

Nah..

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

get out i want a woman in here with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?

"Mr's just coming back, fancy joining us for some fun...?""

Yes yes I would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I was sat next to you in a hot tub alone what would you say?"

Would you move little so i can occupy bigger space and stretch my legs

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Nothing. I'd enjoy the comfortable silence as I relaxed in the hot tub

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