Hola el Toro!
Spanish girl in Cadiz, sat with her mates.
Then she says: Don't just look, stop. Pinned me to the spot.
Worst
So who wants to fuck me?
Party in Manchester, there were no volunteers. Very awkward she stood there waiting for about 5 minutes.
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Oh the best opener I ever had was someone saying they wanted to play minecraft together, I decided to open myself up to him pretty quickly as he was amazing and last month we celebrated our one year aniversary together. We're thinking of getting a house in a year. We were only using it as a vibe check!
My worst one is tied between a person who said they recognised me from real life and the guys that keep calling me a sissy. I swear if I need to keep telling people the difference between Femboys and Sissies I will start going insane. |
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On a night out,Was going to the nightclub after the pub.
Woman on the counter said I need to borrow your hand (was for the stamp) I replied with there's better things to wank with  Although to this day we're still friends 
Although before that the bouncers pat you down,I did say to him.If you feel anything odd,just means I like you a little too much 
I shouldn't drink jack D's |
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By *ister CMan
over a year ago
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"This can be a cheesy chat up line or sincere opener or just down right filth
What’s the best / worse opener you’ve had / given "
Luxury soft grip on from habitat. I've still got it.
Not a can it can't open.
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Not quite a opener...But after declining a invitation from a couple to come round to mine due to the kids being at home
Was followed by....Do you have a garden...if so my wife can suck you off in the garden 
Quickly followed by a No and a block... |
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Two worst ones I had were "bang?" And "I want to breed you"
Best one was in poet form, not my usual type buy definitely intrigued me and lead to an amazing meet against all odds! Putting an effort in does work! |
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""Will you cut my d*ck off?"
O would have replied to the sender you prefer hacksaw blade or knife or axe 
I teared up. Sorry if that disappoints."
Hostel or SAW movie type? not disappoint but thinking about chap who offered wrong task to right person |
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""Will you cut my d*ck off?"
O would have replied to the sender you prefer hacksaw blade or knife or axe
I teared up. Sorry if that disappoints.
Hostel or SAW movie type? not disappoint but thinking about chap who offered wrong task to right person "
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