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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you??
Have you been followed by Special Branch, did you serve Frank Sinatra whisky at the Savoy, have you found a body whilst litter picking.... did you get invited up on stage with a famous popstar 
If NOTHING exciting EVER happened to you, what do you wish happened instead? |
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Ah, Midnight! Dear woman. It’s funny (and a little scary) you said what you did.
I was being followed by special branch so ducked into the Savoy to lose them. I had a whiskey or three and got into an argument with the bloke at the next table. Turns out it was Frank Sinatra Junior who was hammered.
When no one was looking I did him in and buried his body while pretending to be litter picking.
DON’T tell anyone!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still waiting to do it
Sit underneath the north lights with a picnic basket and someone lovely to cuddle with
This sounds pretty spectacular!"
Definitely something on my tick box to do it looks so wonderful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah, Midnight! Dear woman. It’s funny (and a little scary) you said what you did.
I was being followed by special branch so ducked into the Savoy to lose them. I had a whiskey or three and got into an argument with the bloke at the next table. Turns out it was Frank Sinatra Junior who was hammered.
When no one was looking I did him in and buried his body while pretending to be litter picking.
DON’T tell anyone!!!"
What the fuck!! Omg
So nothing then, you've got nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If NOTHING exciting EVER happened to you, what do you wish happened instead? "
I also wish I would hear a knock on my door, and I open to a certain sexy dressed in a short tight black dress, holding a bottle of bubbly asking if she could come in to use my bedroom…..and as I look at my watch to see the time, I notice it’s Midnight…. 
That would be exciting…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Still waiting to do it
Sit underneath the north lights with a picnic basket and someone lovely to cuddle with "
Oh that is more achievable at the moment with all the northern lights across the UK! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ive been on sky news twice when i was younger "
Oh exciting!! Are we allowed to know why?? Did you discover a load of treasure when metal detecting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still waiting to do it
Sit underneath the north lights with a picnic basket and someone lovely to cuddle with
Oh that is more achievable at the moment with all the northern lights across the UK! "
Could be just need to find the special Someone to sit and cuddle |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Ive been on sky news twice when i was younger
Oh exciting!! Are we allowed to know why?? Did you discover a load of treasure when metal detecting? "
Im afraid to disappoint its not quite as exciting but one was i was part of a youth group that filmed a low budget film and the second one was as a Police Cadet i was at the town’s Christmas light switch on with James Acastor and they were interviewing people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got a chance once to be invited to Adore Delano private meet and greet due to ticket website error
Thoroughly enjoyed myself though and she was an absolute star! "
Oh i had to go and google... She sounds great fun.. Lucky error! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"….
If NOTHING exciting EVER happened to you, what do you wish happened instead?
I also wish I would hear a knock on my door, and I open to a certain sexy dressed in a short tight black dress, holding a bottle of bubbly asking if she could come in to use my bedroom…..and as I look at my watch to see the time, I notice it’s Midnight….
That would be exciting…."
how is she going to use your bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Aside from my boys, probably performing to sell out crowds in the fringe.
It was terrifying and exciting in equal measure.
Having the courage to even set foot on the stage night after night was something I'm really proud of.
To then dance, sing and take off some clothes, was something else. The exciting part was people cheering and not leaving because they thought I was rubbish.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm weeks away from exchanging on my first property, excited to finally get out of the renting bubble! "
Oh that is very exciting!  wishing you lots of happy moments creating memories xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"….
If NOTHING exciting EVER happened to you, what do you wish happened instead?
I also wish I would hear a knock on my door, and I open to a certain sexy dressed in a short tight black dress, holding a bottle of bubbly asking if she could come in to use my bedroom…..and as I look at my watch to see the time, I notice it’s Midnight….
That would be exciting….
how is she going to use your bedroom "
Ah well, you tell me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got to meet Frank Bruno once, that was pretty cool. I was helping check peoples' invitations to the event, and he came out to the reception desk for a chat lol "
Oh that is great - was he a nice guy?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still waiting to do it
Sit underneath the north lights with a picnic basket and someone lovely to cuddle with
Oh that is more achievable at the moment with all the northern lights across the UK!
Could be just need to find the special Someone to sit and cuddle "
Fingers crossed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ive been on sky news twice when i was younger
Oh exciting!! Are we allowed to know why?? Did you discover a load of treasure when metal detecting?
Im afraid to disappoint its not quite as exciting but one was i was part of a youth group that filmed a low budget film and the second one was as a Police Cadet i was at the town’s Christmas light switch on with James Acastor and they were interviewing people "
bet your mum loved it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Avoiding Katusha rockets in the early 80s (as Israel then invaded Lebanon), driving to bring a female colleague to a safe place during an attempted coup in Cambodia in the 90s. |
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Apart from my boys gaining a degree....Was never academic at School, was always told I could never dream of University. Then I got diagnosed with dyslexia later in life, complete game changer.
Now have two degrees and 4 diploma qualifications |
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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Ive been on sky news twice when i was younger
Oh exciting!! Are we allowed to know why?? Did you discover a load of treasure when metal detecting?
Im afraid to disappoint its not quite as exciting but one was i was part of a youth group that filmed a low budget film and the second one was as a Police Cadet i was at the town’s Christmas light switch on with James Acastor and they were interviewing people
bet your mum loved it "
Have to say she did, it was played every year until last, finally! it was definitely an experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
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England superstar, Glen Hoddle spoke to me at Thorpe Park about 35 years ago. Him and his family walked straight onto a ride (think it was on a boating lake), I turned to my dad and said "Dad, they just pushed in front of us", good old Glen turned to me and said "Do you know who I am"? Before getting into the boat. Such a nice guy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aside from my boys, probably performing to sell out crowds in the fringe.
It was terrifying and exciting in equal measure.
Having the courage to even set foot on the stage night after night was something I'm really proud of.
To then dance, sing and take off some clothes, was something else. The exciting part was people cheering and not leaving because they thought I was rubbish.
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Oh that sounds incredible and empowering |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Quite a few bits. But no self respecting mufc fan can ignore the treble season of 1999. 
How did you celebrate?
Like it was 1999  "
Ob i walked right into that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Avoiding Katusha rockets in the early 80s (as Israel then invaded Lebanon), driving to bring a female colleague to a safe place during an attempted coup in Cambodia in the 90s. "
Blimey! That sounds a little too exciting  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Apart from my boys gaining a degree....Was never academic at School, was always told I could never dream of University. Then I got diagnosed with dyslexia later in life, complete game changer.
Now have two degrees and 4 diploma qualifications"
That is an amazing achievement, well done! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ive been on sky news twice when i was younger
Oh exciting!! Are we allowed to know why?? Did you discover a load of treasure when metal detecting?
Im afraid to disappoint its not quite as exciting but one was i was part of a youth group that filmed a low budget film and the second one was as a Police Cadet i was at the town’s Christmas light switch on with James Acastor and they were interviewing people
bet your mum loved it
Have to say she did, it was played every year until last, finally! it was definitely an experience "
Haha awwww i love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quite a few bits. But no self respecting mufc fan can ignore the treble season of 1999.
How did you celebrate?
Like it was 1999
Ob i walked right into that "
Yes. Yes you did. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"England superstar, Glen Hoddle spoke to me at Thorpe Park about 35 years ago. Him and his family walked straight onto a ride (think it was on a boating lake), I turned to my dad and said "Dad, they just pushed in front of us", good old Glen turned to me and said "Do you know who I am"? Before getting into the boat. Such a nice guy. "
omg this is gold!! |
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"Landing an aeroplane with multiple electrical failures safely, whilst in a busy small airport’s airspace, before the engine died. "
Holy shitballs - for real |
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Was doing needle play on a friend in a quiet corner of the KitKat club, Berlin, during the German Fetish Ball. There was so much interest from other guests that the organisers asked us to put on a performance on the main stage.
We were happy to oblige, I gave her a BCR corset which we closed with fine wire. Got a round of applause from about 250 people. |
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"Ah, Midnight! Dear woman. It’s funny (and a little scary) you said what you did.
I was being followed by special branch so ducked into the Savoy to lose them. I had a whiskey or three and got into an argument with the bloke at the next table. Turns out it was Frank Sinatra Junior who was hammered.
When no one was looking I did him in and buried his body while pretending to be litter picking.
DON’T tell anyone!!!
What the fuck!! Omg
So nothing then, you've got nothing "
Yep, I got nothing! What would I like? Honestly, to realise I love someone and tell them. Only happened once before in my life and she left me.
What about you, OP? What exciting things have happened to you? |
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Ok this is more an almost happened thing than most exciting.
So years ago I had a bit of a crush on Jennifer Ellison. Which vexed my wife greatly.
Anyway, I was in the Trafford centre with my wife, getting some food. My wife went to the toilet.
Then Jennifer Ellison comes in with her mate, sits on the table next to ours. Her mate goes the toilet.
This bevvied manc comes over and is all 'hey you're err what her name?'. She's trying to get rid of him, but he's pissed. It gets a bit tense like she's getting worried and then he looks at me and I eyeball him till he pisses off.
She thanks me and we get chatting and she is fucking flirting with me. . She says I really want a cheeseburger, but I have a casting I'm supposed to diet, do you think I'll get away with it? I say are you messin?
Anyway long story short. My wife comes back laughing with her mate. And is instantly fuming when she sees us chatting. Her mate sits down. My wife sits down. It's that awkward J.E. is mouthing sorry to me. Then my wife gets her baked potato, JE gets her cheeseburger. That was kind of final straw.
Essentially, my wife cock-blocked my fantasy crush |
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Can't say too much as it's quite a unique story but, it involves a hotel in Monaco, a wedding, a Danish supermodel's bedroom and a couple of the biggest rock bands in the world.
And whilst it was quite exciting, it probably wasn't as exciting as I made it sound above.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok this is more an almost happened thing than most exciting.
So years ago I had a bit of a crush on Jennifer Ellison. Which vexed my wife greatly.
Anyway, I was in the Trafford centre with my wife, getting some food. My wife went to the toilet.
Then Jennifer Ellison comes in with her mate, sits on the table next to ours. Her mate goes the toilet.
This bevvied manc comes over and is all 'hey you're err what her name?'. She's trying to get rid of him, but he's pissed. It gets a bit tense like she's getting worried and then he looks at me and I eyeball him till he pisses off.
She thanks me and we get chatting and she is fucking flirting with me. . She says I really want a cheeseburger, but I have a casting I'm supposed to diet, do you think I'll get away with it? I say are you messin?
Anyway long story short. My wife comes back laughing with her mate. And is instantly fuming when she sees us chatting. Her mate sits down. My wife sits down. It's that awkward J.E. is mouthing sorry to me. Then my wife gets her baked potato, JE gets her cheeseburger. That was kind of final straw.
Essentially, my wife cock-blocked my fantasy crush "
Haha I love this! |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
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"I met jaws from the James Bond films and he give me a bouncy elvis on a string.
Quite frankly, the rest of my life has been a disappointment since
I'm like, whuutt, wait, whaaattt "
I know right. No wonder everything else is a let down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We won a 4 night break in a lodge with a hot tub. That was exciting!
I had a lovely chat with Paul McCartney when I was cabin crew, that was pretty exciting too.
J"
that is a great win! I once won a stuffed panda on a tombola
So many people would be envious of you chatting with PMcC! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was doing needle play on a friend in a quiet corner of the KitKat club, Berlin, during the German Fetish Ball. There was so much interest from other guests that the organisers asked us to put on a performance on the main stage.
We were happy to oblige, I gave her a BCR corset which we closed with fine wire. Got a round of applause from about 250 people."
Oh this sounds delicious! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah, Midnight! Dear woman. It’s funny (and a little scary) you said what you did.
I was being followed by special branch so ducked into the Savoy to lose them. I had a whiskey or three and got into an argument with the bloke at the next table. Turns out it was Frank Sinatra Junior who was hammered.
When no one was looking I did him in and buried his body while pretending to be litter picking.
DON’T tell anyone!!!
What the fuck!! Omg
So nothing then, you've got nothing
Yep, I got nothing! What would I like? Honestly, to realise I love someone and tell them. Only happened once before in my life and she left me.
What about you, OP? What exciting things have happened to you?"
Hmmmmm well let me see.. I danced in front of the Queen at the Manchester Commonwealth games! That was pretty exciting... However i couldn't persuade even one of my friends or family to come and see me (i was given complimentary tickets)... I was so excited and happy... But literally nobody in my corner to cheer me on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Holy shitballs - for real
Totally. Even the radio comms had failed. It’s funny how you keep calm and collected, stay safe, then stop and weigh things up when the adrenaline wears off. "
That's when training kicks in and why we drill!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok this is more an almost happened thing than most exciting.
So years ago I had a bit of a crush on Jennifer Ellison. Which vexed my wife greatly.
Anyway, I was in the Trafford centre with my wife, getting some food. My wife went to the toilet.
Then Jennifer Ellison comes in with her mate, sits on the table next to ours. Her mate goes the toilet.
This bevvied manc comes over and is all 'hey you're err what her name?'. She's trying to get rid of him, but he's pissed. It gets a bit tense like she's getting worried and then he looks at me and I eyeball him till he pisses off.
She thanks me and we get chatting and she is fucking flirting with me. . She says I really want a cheeseburger, but I have a casting I'm supposed to diet, do you think I'll get away with it? I say are you messin?
Anyway long story short. My wife comes back laughing with her mate. And is instantly fuming when she sees us chatting. Her mate sits down. My wife sits down. It's that awkward J.E. is mouthing sorry to me. Then my wife gets her baked potato, JE gets her cheeseburger. That was kind of final straw.
Essentially, my wife cock-blocked my fantasy crush "
omg gasping |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't say too much as it's quite a unique story but, it involves a hotel in Monaco, a wedding, a Danish supermodel's bedroom and a couple of the biggest rock bands in the world.
And whilst it was quite exciting, it probably wasn't as exciting as I made it sound above.
B"
What the hell... Omg i want to know so much more!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I met jaws from the James Bond films and he give me a bouncy elvis on a string.
Quite frankly, the rest of my life has been a disappointment since
I'm like, whuutt, wait, whaaattt
I know right. No wonder everything else is a let down "
oh to peak so young!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Photos including (though not of) me recently made newspaper front page stories."
Oh my gosh - that cannot be good, unless your friends won the lottery?? |
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I've met double world superbike champion James Toseland ( swoon lol) Bsb riders Shane Shakey Byrne and Tom Sykes , TT winner many times over John McGuiness and almost got run over by Motogp champion Casey Stoner on a paddock bike lol, met Chris Packham when he came into the pharmacy I worked in lol... |
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"I've met double world superbike champion James Toseland ( swoon lol) Bsb riders Shane Shakey Byrne and Tom Sykes , TT winner many times over John McGuiness and almost got run over by Motogp champion Casey Stoner on a paddock bike lol, met Chris Packham when he came into the pharmacy I worked in lol..."
Wow, you are definitely in the right place at the right time (was chris getting ointment for his rash ) |
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" So nothing then, you've got nothing
Yep, I got nothing! What would I like? Honestly, to realise I love someone and tell them. Only happened once before in my life and she left me.
What about you, OP? What exciting things have happened to you?
Hmmmmm well let me see.. I danced in front of the Queen at the Manchester Commonwealth games! That was pretty exciting... However i couldn't persuade even one of my friends or family to come and see me (i was given complimentary tickets)... I was so excited and happy... But literally nobody in my corner to cheer me on "
The dancing part is awesome! Great venue and occasion. But your family need a good slap! Miserable gits. |
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Anyway long story short. My wife comes back laughing with her mate. And is instantly fuming when she sees us chatting. Her mate sits down. My wife sits down. It's that awkward J.E. is mouthing sorry to me. Then my wife gets her baked potato, JE gets her cheeseburger. That was kind of final straw.
Essentially, my wife cock-blocked my fantasy crush
Haha I love this!"
Worst thing is, as we are walking away and I am getting bollocked, in the middle of the food court. She's gone patois with the insults at this point. She says 'why don't you just go back and ask for her number?'
And I like a complete fuckwit hesitated for a nanosecond. Huge mistake. Bollocking lasted a month; everyday. Smiling as she scrapped the bacon into the dog bowl. |
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