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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need one.

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By *iasubTV/TS over a year ago

Ilkeston

You should get one they come in handy

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve a Knork but no Spork

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Get a Swiss army knife. You can eat supermarket salad whilst getting stones out of the shoe of your horse.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You should get one they come in handy "

I do have the utensil. I was envisaging more of a physical manifestation.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Get a Swiss army knife. You can eat supermarket salad whilst getting stones out of the shoe of your horse."

I'm alwayss getting stones out of my horse's shoes. Those round rubber shoes have stone-sized gaps. I have yet to try eating supermarket salad when de-stoning.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I’ve a Knork but no Spork "

I've never had a knork. I'm trying to imagine it now.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Just stick your face in it and take huge bites

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Get a Swiss army knife. You can eat supermarket salad whilst getting stones out of the shoe of your horse.

I'm alwayss getting stones out of my horse's shoes. Those round rubber shoes have stone-sized gaps. I have yet to try eating supermarket salad when de-stoning.

You Ms Lickety have not lived!

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"I’ve a Knork but no Spork

I've never had a knork. I'm trying to imagine it now.

It’s a fork with a sharper edge on one side, sure I got it out of a Chicago Town pizza box

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just stick your face in it and take huge bites

Thank you, Sis, I needed a laugh.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

What is the physical manifestation of a spork? Is it liking spooning and you know, ahem,

, fucking at the same time?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I’ve a Knork but no Spork

I've never had a knork. I'm trying to imagine it now.

It’s a fork with a sharper edge on one side, sure I got it out of a Chicago Town pizza box

That might not fulfil my particular desire.

I think my Caribbean family has been using forks as knorks always, even if the edge isn't that sharp.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is the physical manifestation of a spork? Is it liking spooning and you know, ahem,

, fucking at the same time?"

Bingo!

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Love my titanium spork it must be 30 years old and all i ever need when camping. It has a decent blade on the edge of the fork too

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Get a Swiss army knife. You can eat supermarket salad whilst getting stones out of the shoe of your horse.

I'm alwayss getting stones out of my horse's shoes. Those round rubber shoes have stone-sized gaps. I have yet to try eating supermarket salad when de-stoning.

You Ms Lickety have not lived!

So many things to try in life.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

"What is the physical manifestation of a spork? Is it liking spooning and you know, ahem,

, fucking at the same time?

Bingo!

Kewel

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Love my titanium spork it must be 30 years old and all i ever need when camping. It has a decent blade on the edge of the fork too"

Yours is a spork knork combination. A sknork?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sporks are awesome, use ours all the time

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