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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

There’s no need to stand on ceremony

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Charley boy the third

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Call me Chuck.

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Can i see your Dick Camilla

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Isn't this all a massive waste of your money. Hee hee, I'm minted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Just what are 'sausages' any way?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Megan is a lovely person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"This is for my best mate, Jimmy" then bangs his chest and points to the heavens, "Peace out".

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Can i see your Dick Camilla "

You monster!!!

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By *allum29Man  over a year ago

Banbury

Mine's a big mac

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By *hinstrapMan  over a year ago

Barnsley

Whose for a round of bouccas

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I have a tiny peen.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who's your Daddy?

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm all greased up ready for you Camilla

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

No, no, after You

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please don’t make me wear that hat covered in borrowed jewels

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Fuck off Harry ya ginger cunt! Take your Bellend of a wife with you!

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By *ue and robCouple  over a year ago

ware

I did love Diana

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Does one have Diana bumped off so we can be together Camilla

Or does that get you erect Camilla

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

Citizens of the civilized land, on this day we mark a transition. For a thousand years, my family stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took arms to defend of way of life against the Sepratists. In doing so, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The Jedi, and some within our own parliment, had conspired to create the shadow of Separatism using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the crown into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. As last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

The Jedi hoped to unleash their destructive power against the crown by assassinating the head of government and usuring control of the clone army. But the aims of the would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal clone troopers contained the insurrection within the Jedi Temple and quelled uprisings on a thousand worlds.

The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated. Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test.

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Sepratists have been defeated, and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning.

In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the crown will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for 10,000 years. An Empire that will be continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new consitution.

By bringing the entire world under one law, one language, and the enlightened guidance of one individual, the corruption that plagued the crown in its later years will never take root. Regional governors will eliminate the bureaucracy that allowed the Separatist movement to grow unchecked. A strong and growing military will ensure the rule of law.

Under the Empire's New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and we will stand together against attacks from with or without. Let the enemies of the Empire take heed: Those who challenge Imperial resolve will be crushed.

We have taken on a task that will be difficult, but the people of the Empire are ready for the challenge. Because of our efforts, the world has traded war for peace and anarchy for stability. Billions of beings now look forward to a secure future. The Empire will grow as more countries feel the call..

Citizens must do their part. Join our grand armed forces. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected insurrectionists. Travel to the corners of the world to spread the principles of the New Order to barbarians. Build monuments and technical wonders that will speak of our glory for generations to come.

The clone troopers, and proudly wearing the name of Imperial stormtroopers, have tackled the dangerous work of fighting our enemies on the front lines. Many have died in their devotion to the Empire. Imperial citizens would do well to remember their example.

The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shamful magicians. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagination.

We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We moved forward as one people - the Imperial citizens of the first Galactic Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today.

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By *uyForeLadiesMan  over a year ago

Grantham

Pegging?

If it's good enough for Wills, I'll give it go Camilla.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Camillila you look like a withered ball sack

I want a divorce

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

What’s your fab user name?

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

"I've been blocked"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Harry, I am your father.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/05/23 11:22:36]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My brother is guilty and 'mummy' shouldn't have paid that money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The things I’d do to Kate …..

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Ladies and Gentlemen...., let's get ready to SUUUUCK IT...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I say old bean, who wracking the lines. Can’t celebrate Charlie without a bit of Charlie.

The mr

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

No need for the country to pay for that, i'll use some of my millions to fund it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

One is going to give Endrew a little gift to console him ........ it's called India.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Diana, you made it...

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

“I recognise that the monarchy, and my position within it, is morally insupportable. I thus dissolve the institution, abdicate my throne, and make this country the republic it should have become in 1649. Now all of you get out of here and do something worthwhile with your lives instead.”

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Let's pop down to kestrels to celebrate"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck the tories..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Call me Chuck."

Ha ha, when I was working in that area, he was known as Chuck/Chuckie….

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

chippy tea later..

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Camilla can one borrow some dosh

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Camilla is one gay?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"chippy tea later.."

Price of fish these days, he couldn't afford it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Harry, I am your father."

Noooooooooooooo!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Harry, I am your father.

Noooooooooooooo!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now I've got the crown can I bust out a Gary Byrd rap

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Lob us over a sausage roll I'm Hank Marvin

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Lob us over a sausage roll I'm Hank Marvin"
why on earth would one make reference to Hank?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

how much longer do I have to sit here , one really needs to drop the kids off

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"how much longer do I have to sit here , one really needs to drop the kids off "
secret kids? Or the Estranged ones?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester


"how much longer do I have to sit here , one really needs to drop the kids off secret kids? Or the Estranged ones? "

I was implying a steaming poo as in dropping the kids off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Methinks Macky is struggling with slang today

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"how much longer do I have to sit here , one really needs to drop the kids off secret kids? Or the Estranged ones?

I was implying a steaming poo as in dropping the kids off "

lol..... Ewwwww

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Methinks Macky is struggling with slang today "
lol

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

These gloves are too big

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By *s-two-75Couple  over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 06/05/23 12:52:51]

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By *s-two-75Couple  over a year ago

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“I’m so proud of you Harry”

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Diana make me a chipolata sandwich darling

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By *loveturfMan  over a year ago

Your bedroom

Hey Andrew let me know when your going to Epstein island again...

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By *s-two-75Couple  over a year ago

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Harry I’m your father

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By *s-two-75Couple  over a year ago

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Camila, now I’m King do you want to see my Prince Albert

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why didn’t Victor71 turn up? One is gutted…!

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk

Ooooo..... Penny, would you hold my sword for hours too?

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