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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I was your neighbour what would you do with me?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I’d drill a hole in my fence for you to pop your cock through.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d drill a hole in my fence for you to pop your cock through.

Away to grab my drill and get that sorted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably ignore you like I do with most of my neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing hello in passing that’s about it

Don’t fab close to home it’s a respay for desaster

Has handy as it would be

The benfits don’t out wight the negatives

So best just to avoid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask you to take out my bins

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By *hristopherd999Man over a year ago

Brentwood

Can I borrow your lawn mower?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Firstly I'd wonder what the hell I was doing in Aberdeen.

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Get you to come over and shaggy my wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wish you were all my neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get you to come over and shaggy my wife"

Jinkies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish you were all my neighbours "

Everybody needs good neighbours...

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Lol auto correct

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Ignore you like I do with the rest. Don’t want you stopping me in the street chatting bollocks to me while I’m trying to unload the shopping.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I was your neighbour what would you do with me?"

Use all you’re sugar

Nick you lawn mower lol

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

"I wish you were all my neighbours

Everybody needs good neighbours..."

Everybody needs neighbours to fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say hello when I see you, that’s about it. I’m not a fan of small talk.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask you to let my dogs out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish you were all my neighbours

Everybody needs good neighbours...

Everybody needs neighbours to fuck right off

Tad aggressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im learning that fab is a place where we can't be arsed with our neighbours unless they do stuff for us

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

"I wish you were all my neighbours

Everybody needs good neighbours...

Everybody needs neighbours to fuck right off

Tad aggressive "

Tis the effect you have on me ever since you denounced JAGA.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Im learning that fab is a place where we can't be arsed with our neighbours unless they do stuff for us "

We are all very proud of the educational values we’ve created here in the lounge.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Wax you lol

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

If I was a carpenter and you were a lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Invite you round for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get you to come over and shaggy my wife"

Wasn't me.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"Invite you round for a coffee "
,, best reply yet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wax you lol "

Lol what with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Invite you round for a coffee "

You get the award for nicest neighbour

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Chat, make you cake, pop in for coffee occasionally. Usual neighbour stuff.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Drag your bin back in after it'd been emptied.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Probably have a chat on the doorstep, or over the back wall.

If you've got a dog, I might borrow it. If you're lucky and I'm in a baking mood you might get cake

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Ask you if you had my Evri parcel because it's gone astray. Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hate the awkward but of knocking on your neighbours door for your parcel

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By *tticus Finch 76Man over a year ago

Northampton

I'd probably buy you a pint occasionally

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Block

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By *he Gentleman 84Man over a year ago

North East

Have to call you police for your window peeping activities haha!

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By *ruskJokerMan over a year ago

Royston

Spend most of my time wishing you weren’t straight lol

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