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The Government are shit. You might even go so far as to call them a bag of dicks.
In fact, all politicians.
I’m starting a new Fab party which will sweep the next general election (if they ever call one).
I need suggestions for:
1) Party name
2) Cabinet members and Ministers (please justify your nomination of self/others)
3) Manifesto
Have fun! |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"The Government are shit. You might even go so far as to call them a bag of dicks.
In fact, all politicians.
I’m starting a new Fab party which will sweep the next general election (if they ever call one).
I need suggestions for:
1) Party name
2) Cabinet members and Ministers (please justify your nomination of self/others)
3) Manifesto
Have fun!"
Can I be Supreme Chancellor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I nominate myself for Events and foreign affairs? I could use a few extra holidays and parties a year. "
That would include Fab style foreign affairs... |
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"I know absolutely nothing about politics so do your Fabinet need tea makers?
You’re a marketing genius though. ‘Fabinet’ is perfect. Chef kiss.  "
Agreed!! From no on, the secretary’s of state will form the Fabinet  |
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"The Government are shit. You might even go so far as to call them a bag of dicks.
In fact, all politicians.
I’m starting a new Fab party which will sweep the next general election (if they ever call one).
I need suggestions for:
1) Party name
2) Cabinet members and Ministers (please justify your nomination of self/others)
3) Manifesto
Have fun! Can I be Supreme Chancellor?"
Don’t do it I’ve seen this movie |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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Party name - The Fabanista Party.
Three Word Slogan - Get Everyone Done.
No big portfolio for me, I'll either take General Secretary or you can give me the army. I'd like to carry out a thorough review of their weapons. I'll probably need a few dozen hand-picked specimens for my personal guard detail.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a General Erection we need to plan for? We may need to acquire a swingometer to measure our success....
 A grand idea!!"
I'm sure someone on here must know something about swings one way or the other... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I nominate myself for Events and foreign affairs? I could use a few extra holidays and parties a year.
That would include Fab style foreign affairs..."
Yes.. Many of the wonderful fabbers I would love to meet live in a foreign land called England |
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"Can I nominate myself for Events and foreign affairs? I could use a few extra holidays and parties a year.
That would include Fab style foreign affairs...
Yes.. Many of the wonderful fabbers I would love to meet live in a foreign land called England "
Urgh, I know right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll be Business Secretary.. especially if the ministry for BEIS stands for beautiful energetic intriguing and sexy (that’s not me, that’s my “private secretary” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote. "
I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote.
I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM "
Me being in charge of anything is a recipe for disaster…….wait, maybe your right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote.
I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM
Me being in charge of anything is a recipe for disaster…….wait, maybe your right "
You’re* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know absolutely nothing about politics. I’ll be the one that goes around handing out leaflets and free pens to encourage people to vote.
I'd say you sound ideal to be the PM
Me being in charge of anything is a recipe for disaster…….wait, maybe your right "
You can identify as a Boris if you like...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Party Name
Cunt party
Mp
Nora
Wonko
NSP
Fiddlesticks
Picean dream
Party Leader
NSP
Cos she has nice boobies and ass
Deputy Party leader
Wonko
Cos he’s never in
Manifesto
Sex is compulsory for Men over 57
Party leader to sleep with all MP regardless of sex
Free cake
No more taxes |
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"Party Name
Cunt party
Mp
Nora
Wonko
NSP
Fiddlesticks
Picean dream
Party Leader
NSP
Cos she has nice boobies and ass
Deputy Party leader
Wonko
Cos he’s never in
Manifesto
Sex is compulsory for Men over 57
Party leader to sleep with all MP regardless of sex
Free cake
No more taxes "
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Ok, so here is what we have so far:-
Party Chairman - Me (coz it woz my idea innit)
PM - vacant
Deputy PM - vacant
Chancellor - Order66
The Fabinet:
SoS for Miseducation - Julie (with help from Beef)
SoS for the Home Dept - vacant
SoS for (glory hole in) Defence - OxonDavina
SoS for (having) Foreign Affairs - MsWyld
SoS for Health (and trouser removal) - LisaB45
SoS for Business - Clasmax
SoS for Justice - Jimbo59
Minister of fun - Snickers Pants Guy
Minister of sexual pleasure - Beard and boobs
Minister of silly walks/wanks - Wonko
Cabinet Secretary - Twist my nipples
Spin doctor - Silkstress
Tea and cake by Super Shy and Baker Girl
There are other SoS vacancies but I got bored and it all felt too sensible. But suggestions for the vacancies are welcome! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you.. 
Oh heck
It’s penis parade
From porkys
What porky??
Porkys the film
Old film but still funny "
Miss ballbreker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chaps... drop your trousers so that I can check you..
Oh heck
It’s penis parade
From porkys
What porky??
Porkys the film
Old film but still funny
Never heard of it."
“- Tommy: Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off.
- Tim: Wait. What's this bullshit?
- Billy: She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD.
- Steve: How's she going to tell that by looking at us?
- Tommy: She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I nominate Mrs Shiv for PM? I don't mind doing the Home dept as I'm a dab hand with the vac and duster."
I can’t even get “your” and “you’re” the right way around (proof in my comment above) do we really need someone like that in charge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I nominate Mrs Shiv for PM? I don't mind doing the Home dept as I'm a dab hand with the vac and duster.
I can’t even get “your” and “you’re” the right way around (proof in my comment above) do we really need someone like that in charge "
Well I'd vote for you so their! Sorry there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bring cake for that tea
I'll go anywhere for a bit of cake  "
Give me some preferences/allergies and I’ll see what I can do, I’m particularly good at banana bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"… do we really need someone like that in charge
*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians
Erm …"
I see your point.
Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.
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"… do we really need someone like that in charge
*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians
Erm …
I see your point.
Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.
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No one should ever dress like that c**t |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"… do we really need someone like that in charge
*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians
Erm …
I see your point.
Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.
No one should ever dress like that c**t"
Oh right, that’s well and truly noted! |
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"… do we really need someone like that in charge
*Looks at current ‘real’ politicians
Erm …
I see your point.
Will I have to start dressing like Theresa May.
No one should ever dress like that c**t
Oh right, that’s well and truly noted! "
Luckily you’re a snappy dresser (and, I’m guessing, undresser  )
Have a bash at PM. I’m going to vote RTG backs you up as deputy PM. Not the reason, but I like the fact I’m spreading the love north of the border.
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"Dont forget my litter! So my stormtroopers - er, bodygaurds - can carry me to fabinet meetings."
Davina, darling, you have got the entire roster of the armed forces at your disposal.
Take your pick!! |
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