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"If you insist. " You animal you frisky ferret. | |||
"I don't have a dirty duck. I washed it last night." Did it leave a ring in the bath | |||
"If you insist. You animal you frisky ferret. " Raaaarrrrr | |||
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"I don't have a dirty duck. I washed it last night. Did it leave a ring in the bath " I'll go have a finger around and check | |||
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"If you insist. You animal you frisky ferret. Raaaarrrrr" I would the person above | |||
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"I don't have a dirty duck. I washed it last night. Did it leave a ring in the bath I'll go have a finger around and check " Has it past the lick test. | |||
"...rude not to.. " And one thing we are not round here is rude | |||
"I wanted to see what bollocks clickbait you'd posted. But fair enough, I looked. Have a lolly." I’ve learned from the best. | |||
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"I appreciate the first offer of the day but I'll pass on this one" ^playing hard to get op | |||
"I wanted to see what bollocks clickbait you'd posted. But fair enough, I looked. Have a lolly. I’ve learned from the best. " Wonko? | |||
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"I appreciate the first offer of the day but I'll pass on this one ^playing hard to get op " This offer didn't make me hard | |||
"...rude not to.. And one thing we are not round here is rude " Sadly not.. | |||
"Aww and I thought you were honestly asking me too. Way to disappoint a girl fiddles" I’m very sorry although as soon as I’ve had a huge dose of oh bloody hell what have I done. I’ll be right with you | |||
"I appreciate the first offer of the day but I'll pass on this one ^playing hard to get op This offer didn't make me hard " Do you need a fluffer. | |||
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"That's such a sweet invitation but I have exciting plans to just han solo from now on. " This is the way | |||
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"I appreciate the first offer of the day but I'll pass on this one ^playing hard to get op This offer didn't make me hard Do you need a fluffer. " Are you shooting porn? | |||
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"Bend over then" | |||
"Said the queen bee and thousands died in the rush " They were stung by that one. | |||
" " Thanks for reminding me is a thing!!!! | |||
" Thanks for reminding me is a thing!!!!" They stuck their neck out with that one. | |||
"That's such a sweet invitation but I have exciting plans to just han solo from now on. " Even if I promise not to shoot first? | |||
"That's such a sweet invitation but I have exciting plans to just han solo from now on. Even if I promise not to shoot first? " Hello there | |||
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"If only " Eh up duck | |||
"If only Eh up duck " Does your duck fancy a fuck,asking for a friend | |||
"If only Eh up duck Does your duck fancy a fuck,asking for a friend " ing well does. | |||
"If only Eh up duck Does your duck fancy a fuck,asking for a friend ing well does. " I shall let he know | |||
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"Nothing to do with the thread. I always wanted to ask, do you pay rent for your nan's spare room or does she let you live there rent free whilst saving for a deposit " I do odd jobs round the house and pay for her bingo three days a week. | |||
"Nothing to do with the thread. I always wanted to ask, do you pay rent for your nan's spare room or does she let you live there rent free whilst saving for a deposit I do odd jobs round the house and pay for her bingo three days a week. " That's very nice, I am sure it's all very much appreciated | |||