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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Currently sat in the office at work infront of 3 heaters in whatever spare uniform I could find after having to go and a drag a pisshead out of the pond attached to the shopping centres carpark.
He decided he wanted to go ice skating as the pond was frozen over.
Well obviously not that frozen you twat!!
Wouldn't mind but it's only 3ft deep  |
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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago
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"Currently sat in the office at work infront of 3 heaters in whatever spare uniform I could find after having to go and a drag a pisshead out of the pond attached to the shopping centres carpark.
He decided he wanted to go ice skating as the pond was frozen over.
Well obviously not that frozen you twat!!
Wouldn't mind but it's only 3ft deep "
You mean you actually took your foot off his head? Somehow I think I would have minded, just a bit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Currently sat in the office at work infront of 3 heaters in whatever spare uniform I could find after having to go and a drag a pisshead out of the pond attached to the shopping centres carpark.
He decided he wanted to go ice skating as the pond was frozen over.
Well obviously not that frozen you twat!!
Wouldn't mind but it's only 3ft deep
You mean you actually took your foot off his head? Somehow I think I would have minded, just a bit!"
Think his self lucky I didn't try and drown him, my teeth won't stop chattering and I look like a fecking smurf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Currently sat in the office at work infront of 3 heaters in whatever spare uniform I could find after having to go and a drag a pisshead out of the pond attached to the shopping centres carpark.
He decided he wanted to go ice skating as the pond was frozen over.
Well obviously not that frozen you twat!!
Wouldn't mind but it's only 3ft deep "
Fair play to you pal. A Special Constable would have waited in case he hurt his little finger on a iddy bit of broken ice.
That fool doesn't know how lucky he is in these freezing conditions. He obviously needed your help to get out and if you hadn't been there he'd have succumbed to hypothermia pretty quickly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Currently sat in the office at work infront of 3 heaters in whatever spare uniform I could find after having to go and a drag a pisshead out of the pond attached to the shopping centres carpark.
He decided he wanted to go ice skating as the pond was frozen over.
Well obviously not that frozen you twat!!
Wouldn't mind but it's only 3ft deep
Fair play to you pal. A Special Constable would have waited in case he hurt his little finger on a iddy bit of broken ice.
That fool doesn't know how lucky he is in these freezing conditions. He obviously needed your help to get out and if you hadn't been there he'd have succumbed to hypothermia pretty quickly."
Think it was more the fact of how pissed he was that made him not realise it wasn't so deep so he panicked
And as for pcso's, there non existent round here, well until 3am when they all roll up for there lunch break at tesco. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you changing your username to FrozenNutz 
More like no nutz until I warm up  "
have they returned yet?? my boobs act as a cock warmer and feel free to place your hands between my thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rusty is a super hero.
lets reward him with booby jiggles jaffa cakes and mugs of tea 
a man with simple pleasures x "
Are boobie jiggles instead of clapping cute? Jiggling boobs for rusty. |
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my boobs make that clapping sound like a seal clapping its paws if the swing hard enough.in doggy...
but jiggles are more when you grab them n wobble them.. kinda hypnotizing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my boobs make that clapping sound like a seal clapping its paws if the swing hard enough.in doggy...
but jiggles are more when you grab them n wobble them.. kinda hypnotizing lol"
Lol, grabbing and jiggling it is then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my boobs make that clapping sound like a seal clapping its paws if the swing hard enough.in doggy...
but jiggles are more when you grab them n wobble them.. kinda hypnotizing lol"
Hypnotising I'd right lol
Thankyou for the booby jiggles ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my boobs make that clapping sound like a seal clapping its paws if the swing hard enough.in doggy...
but jiggles are more when you grab them n wobble them.. kinda hypnotizing lol
Hypnotising I'd right lol
Thankyou for the booby jiggles ladies "
Anything for our very own super hero rusty |
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