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If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Get another job straight away, anything to pay the bills essentially.
I would tell a few what I thought of them and the way they treat staff although I'm pretty sure they are aware of my opinions already  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.
I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.
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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? "
I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.
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" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?
I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
Edmonton |
This thread is a bit ironic for me as I requested a accurate pension forecast from my employer in January with a view to retiring end of June as I can take my work pension at 55.I am still waiting for the forecast but if I was too lose my job tomorrow I ask them to hurry up my pension. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers "
Years ago I lost my driving licence through drink driving which affected my job cos I was taxi driver!
I lost my job and income all in a space of the few minutes it takes to be breathalised .
It was horrific , so ashamed plus 'wtf' am I gonna do now , panic! |
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" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?
I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.
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Hahaha this made me laugh!! |
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"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.
I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.
And masturbated a lot "
She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.
I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.
And masturbated a lot
She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead "
She's good with a dick though  |
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"This thread is a bit ironic for me as I requested a accurate pension forecast from my employer in January with a view to retiring end of June as I can take my work pension at 55.I am still waiting for the forecast but if I was too lose my job tomorrow I ask them to hurry up my pension."
Good news for you, Cos!! That’s a nice thing to have on the horizon. Good luck, pal |
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"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.
I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.
And masturbated a lot
She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead
She's good with a dick though "
A dick in her head….?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would probably play it safe no point in burning bridges
Would thank them for all the years I been able to sit with my feet up and sack myself daily after only clocking in for a hour or two
Would be ok to take a little time off
But would need to look for a job at some point in time |
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" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?
I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.
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Brilliant  |
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers
Years ago I lost my driving licence through drink driving which affected my job cos I was taxi driver!
I lost my job and income all in a space of the few minutes it takes to be breathalised .
It was horrific , so ashamed plus 'wtf' am I gonna do now , panic! "
Oh, crikey!! Did you manage to find something suitable? Did you experience judgement because of your conviction? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I probably go back on the doors until something suitable came along.
It's the one job I absolutely miss.
I was a doorman for 10 years and never took women up on offers.
Might change that if I ever did  |
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"I would look for a job immediately, because I have responsibilities around domestic matters, family, bills...
In fact, I would be quite frantic!"
This is the camp I’d be in! Apart from the family, I’ve got bills to pay and wouldn’t want to fritter away my savings unnecessarily |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My current job? My boss is a dickhead (and huge pervert) but she needs me more than I need her so I'd never get canned.
I did have that happen to me with a job I had almost 20 years ago... I pretty much sank into depression, then married the next person who asked me and regretted it.
And masturbated a lot
She’s definitely a filthy pervert but not a dickhead
She's good with a dick though
A dick in her head….??"
Part of her head. Think it through...
Yeah... that's it. There it is  |
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"I probably go back on the doors until something suitable came along.
It's the one job I absolutely miss.
I was a doorman for 10 years and never took women up on offers.
Might change that if I ever did "
Does the SIA say you’re not allowed to develop ‘relationships’? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd go on the game.
But I'd charge by the kilo, not by the hour.
I think I'd make a fortune!"
Been there done that wasn’t for me
But if needs must then would probably
Though did cross my mind to say it but trying this cleaner image ha ha |
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Imaginary me thinks he'd take a bit of time, hit the gym like a demon and finally achieve the beach body, travel and then go and become a ski instructor.
Real me would be quite chilled, but end up dossing about more than I should, spending far too much time in coffee shops. But I've always thought I might retrain to be a teacher one day, so maybe I'd be spurred into action. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd go the street corner and sell my cock to all the desperate housewives cruising in there Citroën Berlingos and then home to sell my used boxers on OFs. |
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Self employed so I'd have to sack myself but that aside go back on the tools. Having a chat the other day with some ex colleges and was quite surprised at what the going rate is now for an experienced maintenance tech  |
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When it happened to me, I went to sign on and started to look for an alternative job...
but, I was pregnant, and sadly lost the baby, so I took some time out to recover before I tried again to find something.
I will admit when I discovered I was getting redundant I did tell some of the A-Holes what I thought of them as I left the building, they deserved it.  I figured I had good references from previous jobs to fall back on si didn't want this company to provide me a reference for future employees. The way the company turned out to be run meant I wouldn't have wanted anyone to know I was anything to do with them. |
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"When it happened to me, I went to sign on and started to look for an alternative job...
but, I was pregnant, and sadly lost the baby, so I took some time out to recover before I tried again to find something.
I will admit when I discovered I was getting redundant I did tell some of the A-Holes what I thought of them as I left the building, they deserved it. I figured I had good references from previous jobs to fall back on si didn't want this company to provide me a reference for future employees. The way the company turned out to be run meant I wouldn't have wanted anyone to know I was anything to do with them. "
I’m very sorry to hear about that, but I hope things at least worked out for your job |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers "
I'd cry |
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Well I haven't got a boss not have I had one for a long time. And I usually tell the where to stick their job long before I get to that point.
I've made sure my dependents are taken care of and they are adults now.
If I couldn't do what I do anymore? Shit... I'd be off to the far end of nowhere again with a sleeping bag, a change of socks and my hat. |
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"Imaginary me thinks he'd take a bit of time, hit the gym like a demon and finally achieve the beach body, travel and then go and become a ski instructor.
Real me would be quite chilled, but end up dossing about more than I should, spending far too much time in coffee shops. But I've always thought I might retrain to be a teacher one day, so maybe I'd be spurred into action."
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I hope you achieve your "real me" YOLO because I'm already jealous of your physique. And also, I require a fellow appreciator of the finest artisan coffee. |
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers "
I'd be happy. Enjoy some space and time and then look for a new job after about a month or 2. |
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over a year ago
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"I probably go back on the doors until something suitable came along.
It's the one job I absolutely miss.
I was a doorman for 10 years and never took women up on offers.
Might change that if I ever did
Does the SIA say you’re not allowed to develop ‘relationships’?"
Nope. I used to work for the SIA too in Liverpool. The only rules you have to follow are licence conditions, pub licensing laws and UK criminal law.
You don't even need to provide your licence number to a member of public if they ask for it. Only employer, SIA officers and Police.
But licence must be visible at all times. |
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I'd like to think I'd take a break for a few months. MrsCurious is always telling me to cut back so I'd view it as a great opportunity to do that and live life without work for a we while anyway.
Reality a week after id be chomping at the bit to get doing anything.
MrCurious. |
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"Have a wank in celebration before the finical insecurity has a chance to kick in "
You’ve just described what would be my first day!
Open laptop to email recruitment agents, get distracted by fab and associated gentleman’s special interest sites, accidentally FaceTime said agents with sex face on.
Cum
Work at local car wash. |
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As much as I would love to sit around and wank all day, the looming threat of destitution ever growing over me would ruin all the hot masturbation I had planned.
So I would have to secure a job first, then I can have a wank.
This is what being an adult is all about. |
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"Imaginary me thinks he'd take a bit of time, hit the gym like a demon and finally achieve the beach body, travel and then go and become a ski instructor.
Real me would be quite chilled, but end up dossing about more than I should, spending far too much time in coffee shops. But I've always thought I might retrain to be a teacher one day, so maybe I'd be spurred into action.
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I hope you achieve your "real me" YOLO because I'm already jealous of your physique. And also, I require a fellow appreciator of the finest artisan coffee."
Are you hoping I lose my job, Nero?! We can have still set London's coffee scene alight while I'm gainfully employed! |
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Fairly sure i could walk in to another job within weeks with my skills- possibly wouldn't be a job i'd want long term and im fairly sure the shower of shit i worked for previously would be interested in taking me back on at least a casual basis.
Can't say id be overly stressed though, soon find stuff t keep me occupied until something came along |
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Luckily the two job roles I do there are always positions available so I'd just apply for another company doing the same role so wouldn't have to be out of work long, time off is not something I could do financially
Tinder x |
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over a year ago
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I wouldn't shed too many tears, but I'd definitely have to find something with an immediate start. Being as bad with money as I am I'd have nothing to fall back on. I'd definitely look to get out of my current sector, but being as egregious as I am I'd struggle to find anything else I'm actually any good at |
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I'd possibly take some time off. We wouldn't be desperate for money so I'd have time to think what I really wanted to do. Maybe get some jobs done around the house. I wouldn't want to be unemployed too long, I'd go mad being a full time mum. |
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If I lost my part time job I would work full time alongside my husband in our business. I would keep my eyes open for something else part time but it would have to be as flexible as the job I'm in now and as handy, which aren't that easy to come by. |
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By *ock69erMan
over a year ago
Middle o’ Fife |
"This thread is a bit ironic for me as I requested a accurate pension forecast from my employer in January with a view to retiring end of June as I can take my work pension at 55.I am still waiting for the forecast but if I was too lose my job tomorrow I ask them to hurry up my pension."
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Pretty much what I did. Plenty years in with a good pension so I just retired.
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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I work for myself but if had to give it up for whatever reason I’d invest the money currently in the business in a 2 very cheap flats to rent out and find a part time job and just take it easy rest of life I can live on very little as not materialistic in the slightest don’t need much to be happy, kids are 14 and 16 this year so soon be independent financially and was fortunate enough to pay my mortgage off a few years back so could probably exist on very little income
Time and freedom is wealth not money I’d sooner have time and freedom than ever be rich |
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over a year ago
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers "
Currently might have interview for job wait till after the bank holidays now I think
Think I will play it safe till reference supplied
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers
Currently might have interview for job wait till after the bank holidays now I think
Think I will play it safe till reference supplied
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Good luck with that! |
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"I work for myself but if had to give it up for whatever reason I’d invest the money currently in the business in a 2 very cheap flats to rent out and find a part time job and just take it easy rest of life I can live on very little as not materialistic in the slightest don’t need much to be happy, kids are 14 and 16 this year so soon be independent financially and was fortunate enough to pay my mortgage off a few years back so could probably exist on very little income
Time and freedom is wealth not money I’d sooner have time and freedom than ever be rich "
And if things ever really got desperate, you could always sell the children. Probably get a few quid on eBay. |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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"I work for myself but if had to give it up for whatever reason I’d invest the money currently in the business in a 2 very cheap flats to rent out and find a part time job and just take it easy rest of life I can live on very little as not materialistic in the slightest don’t need much to be happy, kids are 14 and 16 this year so soon be independent financially and was fortunate enough to pay my mortgage off a few years back so could probably exist on very little income
Time and freedom is wealth not money I’d sooner have time and freedom than ever be rich
And if things ever really got desperate, you could always sell the children. Probably get a few quid on eBay."
A few quids maybe a bit optimistic mate but what they offer for me to take them back will be better I’m sure, especially the boy he’s a little cunt |
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I’ve recently had a year off, I left my job as it had very nearly put me in an early grave. I’d stay in the same industry, but I’m very particular about who I work for and their values, so I’d take my time looking. T works from home so I’d keep him entertained on his lunch breaks
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We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements..... |
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"We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements....."
Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped! |
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers "
I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.
Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself.... |
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers
I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.
Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself...."
Very sorry to hear that and hood luck in your search |
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers
I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.
Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself...."
Dude! I’m sorry to hear that and good luck with the search. You probably didn’t need this thread rubbing it in!  |
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"We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements.....
Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!"
Oh, we have quals. Plenty of experience too. And we'd at least like to think we have transferable skills! But no PRINCE2 cert (seems necessary for everything from checkout assistant at Superdrug, right through to Chancellor of the Exchequer, it seems) or similar. I think we'd be doomed to continue in the HE sector somewhere.......
What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow |
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"We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements.....
Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!
Oh, we have quals. Plenty of experience too. And we'd at least like to think we have transferable skills! But no PRINCE2 cert (seems necessary for everything from checkout assistant at Superdrug, right through to Chancellor of the Exchequer, it seems) or similar. I think we'd be doomed to continue in the HE sector somewhere.......
What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow "
Sorry, I went off on one and didn’t mean to suggest you’re a pair of useless thickies
That’s just me haha |
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" would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off?
I'm my own boss. At my last staff meeting I called myself a self righteous cunt and then rewarded myself with a two hour lunch and a nap.
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Absolute Queen! ;p |
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"We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements.....
Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!
Oh, we have quals. Plenty of experience too. And we'd at least like to think we have transferable skills! But no PRINCE2 cert (seems necessary for everything from checkout assistant at Superdrug, right through to Chancellor of the Exchequer, it seems) or similar. I think we'd be doomed to continue in the HE sector somewhere.......
What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow
Sorry, I went off on one and didn’t mean to suggest you’re a pair of useless thickies
That’s just me haha"
Actually, I think between us, we'd do a damned good job at Chancellors of the Exchequer (job share).
Task 1 - get rid of all the freeloaders*
*Starting with the Lords who don't turn up or do anything |
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"We'd need to get new jobs pretty sharpish, so probably would get whatever we could and then look for something interesting that pays enough. I keep toying with trying to change industry but then get thoroughly disheartened by the job ads that seem to require a very long list of niche requirements.....
Snap, KC. I fancy a complete change but have no qualifications, no transferable skills and a need for a certain level of salary. I’m stumped!
Oh, we have quals. Plenty of experience too. And we'd at least like to think we have transferable skills! But no PRINCE2 cert (seems necessary for everything from checkout assistant at Superdrug, right through to Chancellor of the Exchequer, it seems) or similar. I think we'd be doomed to continue in the HE sector somewhere.......
What we need is the wonga to pay for our lovely wheelchair friendly bungalow
Sorry, I went off on one and didn’t mean to suggest you’re a pair of useless thickies
That’s just me haha
Actually, I think between us, we'd do a damned good job at Chancellors of the Exchequer (job share).
Task 1 - get rid of all the freeloaders*
*Starting with the Lords who don't turn up or do anything "
Ooo idea for a thread tomorrow!! |
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This has happened to me three times. The first time I took a year out to write a book - just to prove to myself I could do it. Second time I got another job in the same industry. Third time, I said fuck it and started working for myself, and devoted a lot of time to chasing a dream. |
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I would cry
Then, Consider if I could sue for at leàst my holiday pay. Or take it as a sign from the universe I should just sell up and run to the hills and live in a tree house with the squirrels. After spending a week in a tree, head off to indeed and get another job, my role is pretty easy to walk straight back into anywhere really. She says. (Eyeing up the squirrels) |
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"I would cry
Then, Consider if I could sue for at leàst my holiday pay. Or take it as a sign from the universe I should just sell up and run to the hills and live in a tree house with the squirrels. After spending a week in a tree, head off to indeed and get another job, my role is pretty easy to walk straight back into anywhere really. She says. (Eyeing up the squirrels) "
Please don’t eat squirrels |
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"This has happened to me three times. The first time I took a year out to write a book - just to prove to myself I could do it. Second time I got another job in the same industry. Third time, I said fuck it and started working for myself, and devoted a lot of time to chasing a dream. "
All of those sound awesome!! Good for you carpe-ing that diem.
How did the book do? |
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"I would cry
Then, Consider if I could sue for at leàst my holiday pay. Or take it as a sign from the universe I should just sell up and run to the hills and live in a tree house with the squirrels. After spending a week in a tree, head off to indeed and get another job, my role is pretty easy to walk straight back into anywhere really. She says. (Eyeing up the squirrels) "
Do you think you could train the squirrels to bring you nuts? And then other stuff? Maybe not a weekly ‘shop’ in M&S but a pilfered cheese sarnie? |
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"I would cry
Then, Consider if I could sue for at leàst my holiday pay. Or take it as a sign from the universe I should just sell up and run to the hills and live in a tree house with the squirrels. After spending a week in a tree, head off to indeed and get another job, my role is pretty easy to walk straight back into anywhere really. She says. (Eyeing up the squirrels)
Please don’t eat squirrels"
They can sit on my shoulders and be ear warmers. I wont nibble their little toes  |
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I’d definitely get in on some trolley collecting action. Love a good tidy up. And supermarket employee discounts would be a bonus. Probably have to be Waitrose.
Or take out a fat loan, so I could go self-employed and start up as a proper Domme with my own dungeon space. . . .
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"I would cry
Then, Consider if I could sue for at leàst my holiday pay. Or take it as a sign from the universe I should just sell up and run to the hills and live in a tree house with the squirrels. After spending a week in a tree, head off to indeed and get another job, my role is pretty easy to walk straight back into anywhere really. She says. (Eyeing up the squirrels)
Do you think you could train the squirrels to bring you nuts? And then other stuff? Maybe not a weekly ‘shop’ in M&S but a pilfered cheese sarnie?"
Bears are good at stealing picnics so I heard |
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"This has happened to me three times. The first time I took a year out to write a book - just to prove to myself I could do it. Second time I got another job in the same industry. Third time, I said fuck it and started working for myself, and devoted a lot of time to chasing a dream.
All of those sound awesome!! Good for you carpe-ing that diem.
How did the book do?"
Oh the book was awful, but it was a steep learning curve |
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"I would cry
Then, Consider if I could sue for at leàst my holiday pay. Or take it as a sign from the universe I should just sell up and run to the hills and live in a tree house with the squirrels. After spending a week in a tree, head off to indeed and get another job, my role is pretty easy to walk straight back into anywhere really. She says. (Eyeing up the squirrels)
Do you think you could train the squirrels to bring you nuts? And then other stuff? Maybe not a weekly ‘shop’ in M&S but a pilfered cheese sarnie?
Bears are good at stealing picnics so I heard "
Probably a bit harder to train. Unless you happen to be part bear…..
I mean, it’s an incredibly small part, but, you know… |
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I have done fuck all this year . Really bad winter with main contractor retirement .
Bad bad winter . Struggling with migraine cause my shared house over my head is horrendous . Ban bang 24 7
Lost thousands , lost lovers , lost a girlfriend last week cause this stress , And her stress at her work  Very sad . I lost a lovely sexy petite lady I really liked her
Today I signed my new contract in new Job starts on the 9th
Been on the case for a while . Slowly I am in
Now I’m scared this room is gonna ruin it for me
Is torture . Don’t sleep for 6 months . And I don’t have any friends or family who can help with a quiet room to help sleep til I get the flat .
Can’t wait to move out .
If anyone know of quiet room I could stay for a bit just to crash
Please let me know . Any help would be great
Has been mental since I seperate .
Out the door , sleep in car . Lockdown one bang , did managed a 2 bed flat between both lockdowns when there was no work
Now this again. Ducking Luton . Now I know why people say
Luton ? Oh no . Don’t |
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"If you lost your job tomorrow, with no notice and no severance pay, what would you do?
Would you immediately look for another job? Same or different industry? Have a little break from working? Travel? Continuously masturbate like a world champion?
Would you pursue a long held ambition or dream, or would you stick with what you know?
And, most importantly, would you tell your boss and all the wankers to fuck off? Or play it safe for a good reference?
Tell me all, dear Fabbers
I lost my job this morning. Straight on the phone to a few agencies to find another job.
Mortgage ain't gonna pay itself....
Dude! I’m sorry to hear that and good luck with the search. You probably didn’t need this thread rubbing it in! "
No sweat. |
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Or just go homeless n do nothing about it .
If u don’t work or do anything they help you
But if u trying to sort you life out as a decent working single parent they charge u loads to accomodate u in a homeless shelter
Specially if u healthy n fit with no heroin n alcohol issues
So if u lose your job , just spend all u have , sale all your items and buy shit loads of cheap gear n Ace cider
Fuck u self up completely then u be sorted for life
Don’t worry about hollidays , as u be on hollidays forever
Try St Albans , has a very nice park with a tower n a clock
Is like be in Barcelona everyday
Is a joke .
I was homeless before lockdown 1 , then homeless again after lock down 2 ,
I’m sleeping rough , I’m in a room but noises is mental cruelty , I’m struggling
Do they help me to sleep somewhere quiet ?
So I can do my new contract job starting on the 9th ?
No . I can fuck myself .
U get trapped in a accomodation no fit for human habitation u r fucked
No one helps
No one cares if I have a 6 year daughter
No one cares if I lost £4000 on forced days cause sleep deprivation giving migraines so bad I can’t drive to work
Bang bang bang this floor I’ve r my head
All way from 4:30 am , bang all day , all night til 1 am
My head is banguing , it hurts , is making me ill
I’m scared I’m gonna lose my contract
Lost a job , 4 months ago , lost lovers ,
Lost a girlfriend last week , is ruinning my life
Struggle to have energies for my daughter sleep over Fridays
I’m a lovely guy n a sweetheart and all this do is depression n anxiety and hanger .
If a pig or a dog had to sleep here I would feel sorry for them
Does anyone want to help ? No they don’t help
They don’t give a fuck
But if u totally fucked on heroin n crack n drink
All u have to do is never work ever again
And u be fine . U will have a free accomodation . And u can’t relax cause u don’t have commitments next day
There u go
I may go to Glasgow . I heard is too banana there
No . Fuck that …. Boring
I love the beach
I’m going to Jaywick n some a shit load of crack pipes n tin foil
I be the Tin Foil man
Half man half machine
What does it mean
what does it mean. ? |
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"I'd sign on and sleep in every day 
That strategy works for thousands!!!
it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon "
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Ash and I would take pity and give you a few slots hosting the 'charitable' Nocturnal. |
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"I'd sign on and sleep in every day
That strategy works for thousands!!!
it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon "
Does a lot of work for charity, does our midnight. She even runs a fab fitness class in Januarys |
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"I'd sign on and sleep in every day
That strategy works for thousands!!!
it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon
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Ash and I would take pity and give you a few slots hosting the 'charitable' Nocturnal."
Wait... at this rate I'll be full time again |
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"I'd sign on and sleep in every day
That strategy works for thousands!!!
it sounds awesome.. I'd do charity work in the afternoon
Does a lot of work for charity, does our midnight. She even runs a fab fitness class in Januarys"
ROFL.. I was looking at the pics last week wondering if I could delete them |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Sort of happened to me at the end of Feb when I got told i was going to be made redundant. I accepted voluntary and walked out. Thought about taking a month off but realised that with Alexis being at work what was the point. Rang a couple of agencies and had a couple of interviews within days. Started a new job within the week |
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"Sort of happened to me at the end of Feb when I got told i was going to be made redundant. I accepted voluntary and walked out. Thought about taking a month off but realised that with Alexis being at work what was the point. Rang a couple of agencies and had a couple of interviews within days. Started a new job within the week"
Unlucky to lose your original job, but redundancy pay and a new job days later is pretty good going!! |
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By *ynecplCouple
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"Sort of happened to me at the end of Feb when I got told i was going to be made redundant. I accepted voluntary and walked out. Thought about taking a month off but realised that with Alexis being at work what was the point. Rang a couple of agencies and had a couple of interviews within days. Started a new job within the week
Unlucky to lose your original job, but redundancy pay and a new job days later is pretty good going!!"
It was pretty good going, I had started looking for a new job the month before but as soon as I said I was available immediately I became hot property. For years I had believe the hype that it was easier to find a new job if you were currently employed but honestly the phone didn’t stop ringing for about two or three weeks once I took redundancy. |
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I'm only ever out of work for as long as I want to be - thankfully I have built a strong network and have a great reputation.
I'd probably take a few weeks off to process being fired/made redundant, maybe take a holiday. I don't rush things when I look for new jobs, so I'd take a time out. |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
I’ll take few months break to upskill and proper look for a new job in a different industry but same kids of job
In the meantime will organise few small private swingers party. Never have time to do that due to work commitments. |
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"I’ll take few months break to upskill and proper look for a new job in a different industry but same kids of job
In the meantime will organise few small private swingers party. Never have time to do that due to work commitments. "
Definitely a nice new twist on what you’d do with your spare time! I almost want you to get made redundant haha  |
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Id be a bit annoyed since as I only started on Tuesday
This did happen to me in October last year, the project sponsors chopped the budget and bailed me out a week before the end of my probation - the reasons for finishing my probation held as much water as a sieve. I held my tongue and left with dignity.
Spent six months doing temp work at Amazon warehouse to tide me over so I could better choose a replacement position that I wanted to do rather than my usual MO of taking any job that paid well enough. |
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