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"Waiting for the oppressed biscuit lovers to make an appearance in here to spice things up…
Contextually of course
Dunno, a spiced biscuit might be quite nice. Beats a soggy one anyway…"
Spice beats a vanilla biscuit after all |
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"Screw you hobknob loving heathens, it’s all about the mighty Tunnocks!
You want a biscuit war? Well do ya? I'll give it to ya!! 
War of the Biscuits has a nice ring to it. "
Spin off to War of the worlds?  |
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"Waiting for the oppressed biscuit lovers to make an appearance in here to spice things up…
Contextually of course
Dunno, a spiced biscuit might be quite nice. Beats a soggy one anyway…"
That only happens when you over dip |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
A jammy fanny? "
yea, have ye not got them over there,, i think our biscuits are the same, are they not,
Jacob's make em,, (Mikados) aka Jam Fannies,  and if ye dont have them folks ye have never tasted the worlds best biscuit |
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"Those discs of compacted sawdust they try and fob off as biscuits?! They can keep them 
They're delightful, I can't believe you're dissing the hobnob  "
I mean yeah, if you enjoy biscuits that should come with a choking hazard warning  |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
Did you recently bang your head? "
you guys dont have them i think.
So if you dont know,, you just dont know,, but you might someday sample then you will know,, dont leave it 2 late though , life is already full of regrets of time wasted,,
This is the way
I have spoken.  |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again "
I think this requires a "how do you eat yours" jam fannies thread. |
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"You can keep the Hobnobs too. Chocolate digestive for the win IMO
You just lost some brownie points
I'll live
That you will, only because you have nice boobs to save you "
Knew they'd come in handy for something eventually |
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"Those discs of compacted sawdust they try and fob off as biscuits?! They can keep them
They're delightful, I can't believe you're dissing the hobnob
I mean yeah, if you enjoy biscuits that should come with a choking hazard warning "
I thought you were better at taking things in your mouth than that |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
lol"
Hey, what do know. Just googled it. It actually resembles something you might stick your cock in |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
Did you recently bang your head? you guys dont have them i think.
So if you dont know,, you just dont know,, but you might someday sample then you will know,, dont leave it 2 late though , life is already full of regrets of time wasted,,
This is the way
I have spoken. "
There's is only one true biscuit and that's the hobnob |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
lol
Hey, what do know. Just googled it. It actually resembles something you might stick your cock in "
, well they are only about 2.5" big,, but yea,, im sure there are cocks built for that task |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
I think this requires a "how do you eat yours" jam fannies thread. "
Just lick the top I reckon |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
I think this requires a "how do you eat yours" jam fannies thread. "
on it |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
lol
Hey, what do know. Just googled it. It actually resembles something you might stick your cock in "
I don't think it does though |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
lol
Hey, what do know. Just googled it. It actually resembles something you might stick your cock in , well they are only about 2.5" big,, but yea,, im sure there are cocks built for that task "
That's another thread |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
lol
Hey, what do know. Just googled it. It actually resembles something you might stick your cock in , well they are only about 2.5" big,, but yea,, im sure there are cocks built for that task
That's another thread "
i could offer no help, guidance or advice on that thread,, just pitty and a strong shoulder to cry on,, |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
I get a jam fannie once a month. Normally for about a week.
And he never looked at them the same way again
lol
Hey, what do know. Just googled it. It actually resembles something you might stick your cock in , well they are only about 2.5" big,, but yea,, im sure there are cocks built for that task
That's another thread i could offer no help, guidance or advice on that thread,, just pitty and a strong shoulder to cry on,, "
Me neither but I'm sure it would get some interest |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
Did you recently bang your head? you guys dont have them i think.
So if you dont know,, you just dont know,, but you might someday sample then you will know,, dont leave it 2 late though , life is already full of regrets of time wasted,,
This is the way
I have spoken.
There's is only one true biscuit and that's the hobnob "
you know nothing Jon Snow, and now i bet you are a dunker,,,
Sick puppy and there is no cutmre for you |
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"Fig rolls or Jam fannies, surely,
Did you recently bang your head? you guys dont have them i think.
So if you dont know,, you just dont know,, but you might someday sample then you will know,, dont leave it 2 late though , life is already full of regrets of time wasted,,
This is the way
I have spoken.
There's is only one true biscuit and that's the hobnob you know nothing Jon Snow, and now i bet you are a dunker,,,
Sick puppy and there is no cutmre for you "
I can't help but dip, the urge is overwhelming |
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"Money, you can take our freedom, but you will never take our Hobnobs!! "
Hobnobs are awesome biscuits. Almost a meal in itself! I love them but, because I am a massive child, I will usually pass them up for a Fox’s raspberry cream or a party ring. Occasionally a Maryland cookie. But not much else.
Fog rolls are nice but they’re not biscuits because they have enough fruit for my five a day |
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"Money, you can take our freedom, but you will never take our Hobnobs!!
Keep them, horrible things. I’ll just sit over here with my 3 packets of Jammie dodgers.
The mr "
Hobnobs are way better than dodgers |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"They’re called Hobnobs for a reason, you know.
The hobley nobley bits
Is that the reason or do you just like saying hobley nobley bits?
That's just a guess of how they came up with the name "
Analysing how marketing people come up with a name for a product leads to madness. Best left alone. |
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"They’re called Hobnobs for a reason, you know.
The hobley nobley bits
Is that the reason or do you just like saying hobley nobley bits?
That's just a guess of how they came up with the name
Analysing how marketing people come up with a name for a product leads to madness. Best left alone. "
Yeah I spent 3 seconds thinking about it and came up with that |
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"You can keep em!
I prefer malted milk, or if I am feeling rich, chocolate malted milk
They really don't come anywhere near the mighty hobnob "
You might as well get the bran and oats off the feedeoom floor and eat them!  |
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"You can keep em!
I prefer malted milk, or if I am feeling rich, chocolate malted milk
They really don't come anywhere near the mighty hobnob
You might as well get the bran and oats off the feedeoom floor and eat them! "
Don't you be hobnob shaming |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Those discs of compacted sawdust they try and fob off as biscuits?! They can keep them
They're delightful, I can't believe you're dissing the hobnob
I mean yeah, if you enjoy biscuits that should come with a choking hazard warning
I thought you were better at taking things in your mouth than that "
The things I enjoy being in my mouth yes  hobnobs not so much |
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"Those discs of compacted sawdust they try and fob off as biscuits?! They can keep them
They're delightful, I can't believe you're dissing the hobnob
I mean yeah, if you enjoy biscuits that should come with a choking hazard warning
I thought you were better at taking things in your mouth than that
The things I enjoy being in my mouth yes hobnobs not so much "
I promise to only put things you like in your mouth |
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"Step aside hobnobs the mighty shortbread has entered the arena...
If you like bland biscuits then shortbread is a option "
How dare you call Shortbread bland.
If you were female, I'd be dragging you into my office for a good telling off! |
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"Step aside hobnobs the mighty shortbread has entered the arena...
If you like bland biscuits then shortbread is a option
How dare you call Shortbread bland.
If you were female, I'd be dragging you into my office for a good telling off! "
You can't get mad at facts |
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"Step aside hobnobs the mighty shortbread has entered the arena...
If you like bland biscuits then shortbread is a option "
The taste and texture is for those with more refined taste buds... |
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"Step aside hobnobs the mighty shortbread has entered the arena...
If you like bland biscuits then shortbread is a option
The taste and texture is for those with more refined taste buds... "
My grandparents did really like shortbread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step aside hobnobs the mighty shortbread has entered the arena...
If you like bland biscuits then shortbread is a option
The taste and texture is for those with more refined taste buds...
My grandparents did really like shortbread "
I felt that . The shortbreadians have a broad generational appeal  |
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"Step aside hobnobs the mighty shortbread has entered the arena...
If you like bland biscuits then shortbread is a option
The taste and texture is for those with more refined taste buds...
My grandparents did really like shortbread
I felt that . The shortbreadians have a broad generational appeal "
I'm not saying it can't taste nice, definitely doesn't beat a hobnob though |
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