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over a year ago
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"Taking Capt Jean Luc Picard to warp factor 10.
(bit of a mouthful.....ooh matron!)
You call your cock Capt Jean Luc Picard? That's blasphemy."
Make it so.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking Capt Jean Luc Picard to warp factor 10.
(bit of a mouthful.....ooh matron!)
You call your cock Capt Jean Luc Picard? That's blasphemy.
Make it so.....
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No,I call him Brian.....and he's a very naughty boy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i think we should all change our avatars to boob ones....you know he loves boobs 
Shall we? "
Oohh a 24 hour boob avatar blanket for Wishy! haha
Poor guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i think we should all change our avatars to boob ones....you know he loves boobs
Shall we? "
Oh Yesssssssssssssss!
There'll be tears in Tyneside in a while.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?
We are just seeing if the "little man" still works 
Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?"
He is a boob man apparently  |
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"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?
We are just seeing if the "little man" still works
Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?"
oh no.....thas for personal _iewings only |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?
We are just seeing if the "little man" still works
Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?
He is a boob man apparently "
I think hairy quim is his favourite visual image. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?
We are just seeing if the "little man" still works
Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?
oh no.....thas for personal _iewings only "
The snow will prevent us all getting up there for personal _iewings. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?
We are just seeing if the "little man" still works
Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?
He is a boob man apparently
I think hairy quim is his favourite visual image."
I didn't do fanuary! Can't be doing with hairy Mary's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.
Think Neil Kinnock naked....
All better now x"
Fookin 'ell!! That did the trick! It's only gone and bleedin retracted right back in now!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May I ask a silly question? Why are we causing Wishy pain?
We are just seeing if the "little man" still works
Surely everyone should load their Fanuary pictures then?
He is a boob man apparently "
Well, yes, I am but more a fan of them hanging down like when a woman leans forward.
Erm... hairy puss... it's a tough one..
Boobs
Hairy chuff
Decisions decisions..
Bugger.
Tosses a coin.
FUCK!! |
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"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.
Think Neil Kinnock naked....
All better now x
Think of Maggie mounting you mate "
The image of Maggie naked has always been my goto calming down image for guys who want to hold off for a while. I've suggested it so often that I've even mused that I bet she still has the handbag even when she isn't wearing any drawers...
Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.
Think Neil Kinnock naked....
All better now x
Think of Maggie mounting you mate
The image of Maggie naked has always been my goto calming down image for guys who want to hold off for a while. I've suggested it so often that I've even mused that I bet she still has the handbag even when she isn't wearing any drawers...
Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves! "
poor old Wishy. He will be so happy when he can start firing the headless horsemen!
I had sex on the day I had the snip as I was concerned I would have a mental block that would make me Mr Floppy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.
Think Neil Kinnock naked....
All better now x
Think of Maggie mounting you mate
The image of Maggie naked has always been my goto calming down image for guys who want to hold off for a while. I've suggested it so often that I've even mused that I bet she still has the handbag even when she isn't wearing any drawers...
Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves! "
Hmmm... maggs in her heyday! What a woman!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put my boobies away now
AWWWWWWW!  "
Ask nicely and I might put them back up!
I can remember taking the p**s out of my ex husband when he had the snip!
All that wanking he had to do to produce his samples! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.
Think Neil Kinnock naked....
All better now x
Think of Maggie mounting you mate
The image of Maggie naked has always been my goto calming down image for guys who want to hold off for a while. I've suggested it so often that I've even mused that I bet she still has the handbag even when she isn't wearing any drawers...
Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves!
Hmmm... maggs in her heyday! What a woman!! "
I bet she had a Tory blue strap on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put my boobies away now
AWWWWWWW!
Ask nicely and I might put them back up!
I can remember taking the p**s out of my ex husband when he had the snip!
All that wanking he had to do to produce his samples! "
Purdy please, put 'em back up. Aw, g'wan, just fer me. Pwease.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.
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Nooooo, I think of her when I want to vomit.  |
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"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.
Nooooo, I think of her when I want to vomit. "
kinky... rainbow showers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is wishy a horny boy and feeling a stirring in his pants..... Bless.
Think Neil Kinnock naked....
All better now x
Think of Maggie mounting you mate
The image of Maggie naked has always been my goto calming down image for guys who want to hold off for a while. I've suggested it so often that I've even mused that I bet she still has the handbag even when she isn't wearing any drawers...
Oops! This is a calm wishy down not get him excited thread! Bet the image of the milk snatchers snatch is one of his faves!
Hmmm... maggs in her heyday! What a woman!!
I bet she had a Tory blue strap on "
I bet she fucked Kinnock with it too, and assorted ex-Labour leaders. |
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"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.
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Would imagine it'd be more likely to give you a hernia!!!
Anyway, as a good Catholic girl she'd prolly only pulp her nightie up a bit and ask you to put the light our when your done. (she's not one of those bad Catholic girls) |
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"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.
Nooooo, I think of her when I want to vomit.
kinky... rainbow showers "
Oh no that's just so wrong yuk lol |
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"I would say think of Anne Widdecombe, but the thought of her bobbing up and down on me always gives me a bit of a 'stalk' on.
Would imagine it'd be more likely to give you a hernia!!!
Anyway, as a good Catholic girl she'd prolly only pulp her nightie up a bit and ask you to put the light our when your done. (she's not one of those bad Catholic girls) "
* pull up not pulp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!
Ahh poor wishys bits!
At least the missus will be happy "
She isn't at the moment...
Honey, I need a coffee..
Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...
Honey, I need...
I'm fookin milking this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!
Ahh poor wishys bits!
At least the missus will be happy
She isn't at the moment...
Honey, I need a coffee..
Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...
Honey, I need...
I'm fookin milking this!
Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol."
he's numb from the waist down .......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank "
I've been feeling quite sad today thinking of all my little tadpoles who'll set off as usual the next time I have sex. They'll yell, "Come on boys!! We're off!" and then up the tube they go only to hit a dead end and then cries of, "What the fuck!", "Who turned the lights out?", "Hey, what's the hold up?", "Stop pushing at the back!", and then... silence descends.. and cut to scene of mass grave of millions of dead tadpoles all lying on top of one another haphazardly. {gulp} |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!
Ahh poor wishys bits!
At least the missus will be happy
She isn't at the moment...
Honey, I need a coffee..
Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...
Honey, I need...
I'm fookin milking this!
Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol.
he's numb from the waist down ....... "
Hahaha, , poor mrs wishy, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!
Ahh poor wishys bits!
At least the missus will be happy
She isn't at the moment...
Honey, I need a coffee..
Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...
Honey, I need...
I'm fookin milking this!
Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol.
he's numb from the waist down .......
Hahaha, , poor mrs wishy, "
Well not quite numb but the drs said to put my feet up today. This is payback for when she had two c-sections. She milked it then, now it's my turn muuhahahahahaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!
Ahh poor wishys bits!
At least the missus will be happy
She isn't at the moment...
Honey, I need a coffee..
Honey, I need a bacon sarnie...
Honey, I need...
I'm fookin milking this!
Youve had your tubes cut, not your arms, lol.
he's numb from the waist down .......
Hahaha, , poor mrs wishy,
Well not quite numb but the drs said to put my feet up today. This is payback for when she had two c-sections. She milked it then, now it's my turn muuhahahahahaaa "
Black un blue balls, walking like john wayne, hope you feel better soon wishy |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank
I've been feeling quite sad today thinking of all my little tadpoles who'll set off as usual the next time I have sex. They'll yell, "Come on boys!! We're off!" and then up the tube they go only to hit a dead end and then cries of, "What the fuck!", "Who turned the lights out?", "Hey, what's the hold up?", "Stop pushing at the back!", and then... silence descends.. and cut to scene of mass grave of millions of dead tadpoles all lying on top of one another haphazardly. {gulp} "
That's quite an image. I feel you ought to write a poem about this - in honour of those optimistic, brave, fallen soldiers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I just read this thread out to Siren and it led to a discussion about sperm dying when they get inside the ovaries of a woman. I informed her that they didn't just die, they were murdered by her body. She denied this, as she would, and after further argument she came out with, "Well, I have to ensure only the fittest survive!" So I said, "That's not a million miles away from what Hitler was trying to do!".. She didn't like that and retorted with, "Look at the ones that did get through! We have two beautiful children!" So I came back with, "Yes, but what about all the ones you murdered."
It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"
We're not talking now.  |
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"I just read this thread out to Siren and it led to a discussion about sperm dying when they get inside the ovaries of a woman. I informed her that they didn't just die, they were murdered by her body. She denied this, as she would, and after further argument she came out with, "Well, I have to ensure only the fittest survive!" So I said, "That's not a million miles away from what Hitler was trying to do!".. She didn't like that and retorted with, "Look at the ones that did get through! We have two beautiful children!" So I came back with, "Yes, but what about all the ones you murdered."
It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"
We're not talking now. "
dont blame her fella..
as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...
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"I just read this thread out to Siren and it led to a discussion about sperm dying when they get inside the ovaries of a woman. I informed her that they didn't just die, they were murdered by her body. She denied this, as she would, and after further argument she came out with, "Well, I have to ensure only the fittest survive!" So I said, "That's not a million miles away from what Hitler was trying to do!".. She didn't like that and retorted with, "Look at the ones that did get through! We have two beautiful children!" So I came back with, "Yes, but what about all the ones you murdered."
It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"
We're not talking now.
dont blame her fella..
as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...
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Not if you're a good catholic. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just read this thread out to Siren and it led to a discussion about sperm dying when they get inside the ovaries of a woman. I informed her that they didn't just die, they were murdered by her body. She denied this, as she would, and after further argument she came out with, "Well, I have to ensure only the fittest survive!" So I said, "That's not a million miles away from what Hitler was trying to do!".. She didn't like that and retorted with, "Look at the ones that did get through! We have two beautiful children!" So I came back with, "Yes, but what about all the ones you murdered."
It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"
We're not talking now.
dont blame her fella..
as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...
Not if you're a good catholic. "
Wet dreams? The ones that die off when you don't masturbate? You men are little sperm factories. So have high productivity levels, some produce quality goods and some should be shut down for the sake of the human race. |
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"I just read this thread out to Siren and it led to a discussion about sperm dying when they get inside the ovaries of a woman. I informed her that they didn't just die, they were murdered by her body. She denied this, as she would, and after further argument she came out with, "Well, I have to ensure only the fittest survive!" So I said, "That's not a million miles away from what Hitler was trying to do!".. She didn't like that and retorted with, "Look at the ones that did get through! We have two beautiful children!" So I came back with, "Yes, but what about all the ones you murdered."
It was at that point that she walked off in a huff yelling, "I did not murder millions of children!"
We're not talking now.
dont blame her fella..
as blokes we must have dispatched millions ourselves...
Not if you're a good catholic.
Wet dreams? The ones that die off when you don't masturbate? You men are little sperm factories. So have high productivity levels, some produce quality goods and some should be shut down for the sake of the human race."
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"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank
I've been feeling quite sad today thinking of all my little tadpoles who'll set off as usual the next time I have sex. They'll yell, "Come on boys!! We're off!" and then up the tube they go only to hit a dead end and then cries of, "What the fuck!", "Who turned the lights out?", "Hey, what's the hold up?", "Stop pushing at the back!", and then... silence descends.. and cut to scene of mass grave of millions of dead tadpoles all lying on top of one another haphazardly. {gulp} "
I'd be sympathetic wishy.
If it weren't for all those brave little swimmers you have sent to their deaths enthusiastically spraying them all over the breasticles and possibly even faces of unsuspecting women.
To say nothing of those you condemned to drown in acid, screaming, as you got your jollies in someone's mouth. 
Lest we forget the poor souls swimming for ever from the other end if the gastro-intestinal tract... 
Time for some sombre music and bowed heads and silence wishy. You have committed genocide in your quest for sexual relief. |
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"Well in tribute to Wishy.... I've just had a wank
I've been feeling quite sad today thinking of all my little tadpoles who'll set off as usual the next time I have sex. They'll yell, "Come on boys!! We're off!" and then up the tube they go only to hit a dead end and then cries of, "What the fuck!", "Who turned the lights out?", "Hey, what's the hold up?", "Stop pushing at the back!", and then... silence descends.. and cut to scene of mass grave of millions of dead tadpoles all lying on top of one another haphazardly. {gulp}
I'd be sympathetic wishy.
If it weren't for all those brave little swimmers you have sent to their deaths enthusiastically spraying them all over the breasticles and possibly even faces of unsuspecting women.
To say nothing of those you condemned to drown in acid, screaming, as you got your jollies in someone's mouth.
Lest we forget the poor souls swimming for ever from the other end if the gastro-intestinal tract...
Time for some sombre music and bowed heads and silence wishy. You have committed genocide in your quest for sexual relief. "
Have the curtains shut yet? |
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