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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fighting Cock bourbon.
Not for the name. Just because it’s actually really damn tasty. "
Amen to that, brother!
Yeah... I cannot pull that off at all.
So... ahem.
I agree  |
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"I'm more interested in those who get banned then argue with he bouncers about it...blaming thr illuminati for it "
Mr Illuminati teamed up with the Martians and the globalists to issue an apocalypse that'll come immediately after the jabbing... No wait... Eventually after the jabbing.
And then the banned will be vindicated, free of the mark of the beast! |
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"I'm more interested in those who get banned then argue with he bouncers about it...blaming thr illuminati for it
Mr Illuminati teamed up with the Martians and the globalists to issue an apocalypse that'll come immediately after the jabbing... No wait... Eventually after the jabbing.
And then the banned will be vindicated, free of the mark of the beast!"
Not leaving out the Rockafellas and the Rothschild's moving and shaking behind the scenes, sacrificing virgins, lambs and goats. In the hellfire club to Sate the demands of the beast |
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Cream pies, to be consumed on the premises (yes you can bring your own). Tickets to big cock fighting round the back. Tinned wet knickers. And a selection of special cocktails....
After sex
Better than sex
Cock droplets
Cowgirl
Cybersex
Death by sex
Doggy sex
French screw
Group sex on the beach
Longus Cockus
Morning sex
Pansexual
Pecker
Sex anywhere !
Sex in the car park
Safe sex
Sex in the shower
Sex lies and video gapes
Sexual healing
Schlong
Triple sex
Unicorn
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"I'm more interested in those who get banned then argue with he bouncers about it...blaming thr illuminati for it
Mr Illuminati teamed up with the Martians and the globalists to issue an apocalypse that'll come immediately after the jabbing... No wait... Eventually after the jabbing.
And then the banned will be vindicated, free of the mark of the beast!
Not leaving out the Rockafellas and the Rothschild's moving and shaking behind the scenes, sacrificing virgins, lambs and goats. In the hellfire club to Sate the demands of the beast "
Mmhm. Funny how they're all Jewish, but all this new stuff has nothing to do with all that old bad problematic stuff  |
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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago
for a penny |
"Cream pies, to be consumed on the premises (yes you can bring your own). Tickets to big cock fighting round the back. Tinned wet knickers. And a selection of special cocktails....
After sex
Better than sex
Cock droplets
Cowgirl
Cybersex
Death by sex
Doggy sex
French screw
Group sex on the beach
Longus Cockus
Morning sex
Pansexual
Pecker
Sex anywhere !
Sex in the car park
Safe sex
Sex in the shower
Sex lies and video gapes
Sexual healing
Schlong
Triple sex
Unicorn
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You get extra points for every genuine cocktail.
Plus extra points for each one you made up |
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"Urine covered peanuts in bowls on the bar that tell you how massive your cock is or how pert your tits look. And you dong even have to pay for them.
They're complimentary!  
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When I was in primary school I used to take the piss out of one of my friends, who'd respond that they were 'complimentary insults'.
I said, yes, they're free, would you like another? (He didn't know that there was a meaning of "complimentary" other than "giving of praise", lol) |
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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago
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"Warm apple pie with cream  "
I think you mean custard.
Warm apple pie is only a vehicle, albeit the most acceptable vehicle, for custard.
Cream is for cold fruit, probably uncooked.
In fact, there would be no point in apple pie without custard. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Warm apple pie with cream
I think you mean custard.
Warm apple pie is only a vehicle, albeit the most acceptable vehicle, for custard.
Cream is for cold fruit, probably uncooked.
In fact, there would be no point in apple pie without custard. "
Just dispense with the apple pie then  |
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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago
for a penny |
"Warm apple pie with cream
I think you mean custard.
Warm apple pie is only a vehicle, albeit the most acceptable vehicle, for custard.
Cream is for cold fruit, probably uncooked.
In fact, there would be no point in apple pie without custard.
Just dispense with the apple pie then "
Apple pie is good. If served properly.
If we serve cream, it must be with fruit and , within the ethos of the pub, I suggest with cumquat.
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