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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't even know what a cock is, OP.

But I wish you all the luck in your quest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think you must do why you on here

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My cock sucking abilities are very improper. Can’t help I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thats a shame

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thats a shame

If you use reply+quote it will be clear who you're replying to

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think you must do why you on here "

I'm outraged at the notion

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"I don't even know what a cock is, OP.

But I wish you all the luck in your quest

She's as pure and innocent as an angel OP. Her mouth has never been sullied by a phallus.

Cherry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't even know what a cock is, OP.

But I wish you all the luck in your quest

She's as pure and innocent as an angel OP. Her mouth has never been sullied by a phallus.

Cherry x

That's the one

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

Suck?? I thought blowjobs were all about the blowing!?? I've been doing it wrong all these years...

Cherry x

*available to book for all your balloon display requirements

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucking cock... just sounds like such an unladylike thing to do!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Suck?? I thought blowjobs were all about the blowing!?? I've been doing it wrong all these years...

Cherry x

*available to book for all your balloon display requirements "

You've been close enough to a willy to blow on it?

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Suck what now?

I think I'm on the wrong site!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sucking cock... just sounds like such an unladylike thing to do! "
but ther a lot out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Suck what now?

I think I'm on the wrong site!! "
you look nice

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"Suck?? I thought blowjobs were all about the blowing!?? I've been doing it wrong all these years...

Cherry x

*available to book for all your balloon display requirements

You've been close enough to a willy to blow on it?

There was this one time at band camp...

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Yeah... good luck with that one OP. At best you're going to get a couple of licks and then she'll say 'have you cum yet'? while posting in the forum about how she has no gag reflex and could do it for hours.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Bookmarking thread in case a woman from Cumbria raises her hand…..

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm afraid Pøsh is correct: she cannot hold a conversation let alone a cock.

She's simply here for the edification.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sucking cock... just sounds like such an unladylike thing to do! but ther a lot out there"

A lot of what?

Cockspur? They usually get killed when they are a day old. You can buy a box of 250 from Honewell Farm, my ferrets love them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sucking cock... just sounds like such an unladylike thing to do! but ther a lot out there

A lot of what?

Cockspur? They usually get killed when they are a day old. You can buy a box of 250 from Honewell Farm, my ferrets love them."

Sod auto correct * cocks not cockspur

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Yeah... good luck with that one OP. At best you're going to get a couple of licks and then she'll say 'have you cum yet'? while posting in the forum about how she has no gag reflex and could do it for hours. "

Don’t forget the dragging of the teeth down your cock, or the ultimate sin; insisting you wear a condom…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never had any complaints in that department so would presume I am good

But I do have a policy though

If your not going to bang I am not going to suck

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Suck?? I thought blowjobs were all about the blowing!?? I've been doing it wrong all these years...

Cherry x

*available to book for all your balloon display requirements

You've been close enough to a willy to blow on it?

There was this one time at band camp...

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something "

Like a dance

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lick it? Ewww... Meli... don't be gross

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

I've got a friend named Hetty she's great at it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

I made one dance last night. That was fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sucking cock... just sounds like such an unladylike thing to do! but ther a lot out there"

A lot of what?

Cocksuckers or ladies?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Don’t forget the dragging of the teeth down your cock, or the ultimate sin; insisting you wear a condom…..

I thought condoms added an extra layer of sensitivity to a blowjob?

See, OP? Women on here are rubbish at it.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something "

That's put all sorts of images in my head! You should do a video!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it doesn't work out with any of those ^ innocent angels, OP, I'll happily throat your hog

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I have a bunch of descriptive messages from men in my inbox who seem very adept in the art of cock sucking.

Maybe you could give them a shout? Close your eyes and pretend.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

I made one dance last night. That was fun

That was just before she got thrown out of the local town hall tea dance...

Cherry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a bunch of descriptive messages from men in my inbox who seem very adept in the art of cock sucking.

Maybe you could give them a shout? Close your eyes and pretend."

And now I just want to beat all of those descriptions!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

I made one dance last night. That was fun

That was just before she got thrown out of the local town hall tea dance...

Cherry x

See... she knows

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"If it doesn't work out with any of those ^ innocent angels, OP, I'll happily throat your hog

That's a pig, the op is talking about chickens silly

Cherry x

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something "

That's because you are so hot your aura is all that's needed.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm sure you already know plenty of women who know how to suck cock

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

Hetty knows how to suck be careful you don't gey her brother Henry though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

Oh goodness. Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

That's because you are so hot your aura is all that's needed."

if only that was the case!

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

There is a noticeable lack of them in my opinion!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

Oh goodness. Yes!"

I knew you'd approve!

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

Oh goodness. Yes!"

Get on it Nora!!! Ask the men of fab to deliver what we need

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I have a bunch of descriptive messages from men in my inbox who seem very adept in the art of cock sucking.

Maybe you could give them a shout? Close your eyes and pretend.

And now I just want to beat all of those descriptions!"

You could do that with your eyes closed and hands tied behind you back

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

Oh goodness. Yes!

Get on it Nora!!! Ask the men of fab to deliver what we need

Yesss!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

If you cant find a women who can suck properly, i have suggestion for you. Try Yoga pose which makes body flexible, so your mouth can reach to tour willy and give amazing suck to yourself.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

Oh goodness. Yes!

Get on it Nora!!! Ask the men of fab to deliver what we need

Thread started!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

If you cant find a women who can suck properly, i have suggestion for you. Try Yoga pose which makes body flexible, so your mouth can reach to tour willy and give amazing suck to yourself.

I had an FWB who could do that. I was nice though, and helped him out on occasion.

(also it wasn't remotely sexy when he did it!)

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a bunch of descriptive messages from men in my inbox who seem very adept in the art of cock sucking.

Maybe you could give them a shout? Close your eyes and pretend.

And now I just want to beat all of those descriptions!

You could do that with your eyes closed and hands tied behind you back

Surely you'd prefer my eyes open

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

Oh goodness. Yes!

I knew you'd approve!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Sucking cock... just sounds like such an unladylike thing to do! but ther a lot out there

A lot of what?

Cockspur?...

...Sod auto correct * cocks not cockspur "

•

He supports Tottenham Cockspur FC... ^

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!"

You're correct I can't, I'm not perverted deviants like you lot

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perfect darlings like you lot

Exactly

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I have a bunch of descriptive messages from men in my inbox who seem very adept in the art of cock sucking.

Maybe you could give them a shout? Close your eyes and pretend.

And now I just want to beat all of those descriptions!

You could do that with your eyes closed and hands tied behind you back

Surely you'd prefer my eyes open

I'd prefer your hands on me too!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perverted deviants like you lot

I resemble that remark

Cherry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perverted deviants like you lot

I resemble that remark

Cherry x

True story.

Troublemaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. …."

How does someone suck properly?

I need to know in case I’ve only ever had someone do it wrong!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a bunch of descriptive messages from men in my inbox who seem very adept in the art of cock sucking.

Maybe you could give them a shout? Close your eyes and pretend.

And now I just want to beat all of those descriptions!

You could do that with your eyes closed and hands tied behind you back

Surely you'd prefer my eyes open

I'd prefer your hands on me too!"

Now it's getting a bit technical... blowing, sucking and touching?

Surely one person can't coordinate all that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perfect darlings like you lot

Exactly

Oh Ffs you women always have to have the last word !!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perfect darlings like you lot

Exactly

Oh Ffs you women always have to have the last word !!

Yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perverted deviants like you lot

I resemble that remark

Cherry x

We know

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perfect darlings like you lot

Exactly

Oh Ffs you women always have to have the last custard !!

Nah, you can

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perfect darlings like you lot

Exactly

Oh Ffs you women always have to have the last custard !!

Nah, you can

I give up

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ewww Sucking Willys...

Disgusting behaviour

He knows...

Cherry x

Exactly.. Much like all the Angelic Ladies on this thread

Don't lump yourself in with us angels!

You're correct I can't, I'm not perfect darlings like you lot

Exactly

Oh Ffs you women always have to have the last custard !!

Nah, you can

I give up

You're welcome, ladies

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Lick it? Ewww... Meli... don't be gross

I'm sorry NSP, don't know what came over me. We can go back to being the innocent angelic beings we are.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lick it? Ewww... Meli... don't be gross

I'm sorry NSP, don't know what came over me. We can go back to being the innocent angelic beings we are.

Thank you. I was a bit traumatised by that

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Belfast

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

Have you told the woman you met that her fellatio was below expectations?

#fabicide

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By *oppolocosTV/TS over a year ago

inverurie

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

Maybe it's a different kind of woman you need.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something

Like a dance

Yes. Oh maybe we need cock dancing videos?

There is a noticeable lack of them in my opinion!!

Great! Another hoop we guys have to jump through….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

Maybe it's a different kind of woman you need."

I am assuming that it is a toothless one that OP is looking for.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I have a bunch of descriptive messages from men in my inbox who seem very adept in the art of cock sucking.

Maybe you could give them a shout? Close your eyes and pretend.

And now I just want to beat all of those descriptions!"

Only yesterday, I posted on my status that I haven’t had a blowjob to completion since 2017, and was hoping that might change this year. I received three offers, from guys, but hoped there might be a woman in Cumbria appear on this thread…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

Maybe it's a different kind of woman you need.

I am assuming that it is a toothless one that OP is looking for."
defo not

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

Maybe it's a different kind of woman you need."

OP, if you hop on over to one of the TV threads (any one will do), you'll find plenty of women just like me who are more than happy to give you a proper blow job.

We are experts who have studied the art of pleasing cocks by the clever expedient of having our own. We're not like all these delicate flowers who don't know what to do with a phallus. You can consider us "Women 2.0".

Come onnnn, you know you actually want to. Give a tgirl a whirl!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do you have someone closer to home that might be able to help you, OP? In fact, maybe someone in your home has been practicing her cock sucking for some lucky guy who she adores sucking cock for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock sucking abilities are very improper. Can’t help I’m afraid

My dad said you were great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

Maybe it's a different kind of woman you need.

OP, if you hop on over to one of the TV threads (any one will do), you'll find plenty of women just like me who are more than happy to give you a proper blow job.

Come onnnn, you know you actually want to. Give a tgirl a whirl!

Once you had drag, there's no going back

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My cock sucking abilities are very improper. Can’t help I’m afraid

My dad said you were great"

Well my dad...

Nope. Brain bleach

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple over a year ago

Nr coleford

One with no teeth

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Do women actually suck cocks? Eww

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Do women actually suck cocks? Eww "

See OP? Does my promotional pitch need any further validation?

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By *aekaeWoman over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

*grins knowingly to self...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Once you had drag, there's no going back"

Oh you're so fortunate, OP! Jennie is a particularly adept proponent of the art! They say she once blew both teams at a 6 Nations fixture and still had some in reserve for the match officials!

If you're very lucky, and you think you can handle it, then maybe you can hire the J-Team!

She's waiting for your message and dick pic as you read this!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Do women actually suck cocks? Eww

See OP? Does my promotional pitch need any further validation?"

“Women 2.0” make actually a perfect title for a porn I’d love to watch

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do women actually suck cocks? Eww

See OP? Does my promotional pitch need any further validation?

“Women 2.0” make actually a perfect title for a porn I’d love to watch

Heck yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re supposed to use teeth right

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Do women actually suck cocks? Eww

See OP? Does my promotional pitch need any further validation?

“Women 2.0” make actually a perfect title for a porn I’d love to watch

Sounds like a good pitch! If we can find the director, I'm happy to star in it

Okay, I'd actually be satisfied with fluffing for it, but a gurl's gotta dream...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"We’re supposed to use teeth right

? "

Exactly! In fact, the more teeth, the better! It drives men crazy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I looked in the hopes of updating my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I looked in the hopes of updating my hotlist "

You mean you haven't added Davina?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once you had drag, there's no going back

Oh you're so fortunate, OP! Jennie is a particularly adept proponent of the art! They say she once blew both teams at a 6 Nations fixture and still had some in reserve for the match officials!

If you're very lucky, and you think you can handle it, then maybe you can hire the J-Team!

She's waiting for your message and dick pic as you read this!

That's a low move.

Even lower than your flaps!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I looked in the hopes of updating my hotlist "

Hiiiiiiii

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Once you had drag, there's no going back

Oh you're so fortunate, OP! Jennie is a particularly adept proponent of the art! They say she once blew both teams at a 6 Nations fixture and still had some in reserve for the match officials!

If you're very lucky, and you think you can handle it, then maybe you can hire the J-Team!

She's waiting for your message and dick pic as you read this!

That's a low move.

Even lower than your flaps!"

Speaking of flaps, have you decided what to do about your make-up emergency? Oh, you mean you didn't realise you had one?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I looked in the hopes of updating my hotlist

You mean you haven't added Davina?

Has the OP messaged you yet? I'd think you'd be grateful for the referral, considering the theme tune for your pussy is "Ghost Town"...

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Do women actually suck cocks? Eww

See OP? Does my promotional pitch need any further validation?

“Women 2.0” make actually a perfect title for a porn I’d love to watch

‘Milking table’ is one of my go-to searches. I know porn isn’t real, but the fantasy of women who enjoy sucking cock is great to watch at least

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By *issBlackedCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Is this aimed haha?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry we’re out. The mrs can’t suck a dick for shit.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry we’re out. The mrs can’t suck a dick for shit.

The mr "

What if it was dipped in something else?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Sorry we’re out. The mrs can’t suck a dick for shit.

The mr

What if it was dipped in something else? "

Stick it in a mocha I'm all over it

Mrs

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Eeewww gross!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry we’re out. The mrs can’t suck a dick for shit.

The mr

What if it was dipped in something else?

Stick it in a mocha I'm all over it

Mrs "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Sorry we’re out. The mrs can’t suck a dick for shit.

The mr

What if it was dipped in something else?

Stick it in a mocha I'm all over it

Mrs "

Once again!! I’m not burning my cock for your pleasure.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs I’d definitely the best at this,if she gets a cock in her mouth it won’t last long till it erupts

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Try a row or 2 of gloryholes, stopping at the 1 that suits you requirements

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this aimed haha?"

I aim for the bwobs

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Did the OP find anyone yet?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Non of them put the same effort in as they do with a lollypop OP

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Non of them put the same effort in as they do with a lollypop OP"

I prefer an ice lolly

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By *weetCherryWoman over a year ago

London

Why are you outting me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Non of them put the same effort in as they do with a lollypop OP

I prefer an ice lolly

Have fab one in pics if interested

Only saying

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Non of them put the same effort in as they do with a lollypop OP

I prefer an ice lolly

Have fab one in pics if interested

Only saying

I have a fruit pastille one in videos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Non of them put the same effort in as they do with a lollypop OP

I prefer an ice lolly

Have fab one in pics if interested

Only saying

I have a fruit pastille one in videos

I’m out then

Awful picky

69 doh 99 with flake sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

screw giving blowjob can we call out the folk who claim they can eat pussy great and then haven't a clue what they are doing ? for this reason I avoid folk who claim their tongues work wonders !

On a side note I fancy giving heads but unfortunately/fortunately when I do we never make it to the sticking it in thrashing about stage . For this reason I try to only suck cock after the thrashing session

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Non of them put the same effort in as they do with a lollypop OP

I prefer an ice lolly

It's not that weather yet

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

I can't even find a man's cock!

A x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know how. My husband does though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On a side note I fancy giving heads but unfortunately/fortunately when I do we never make it to the sticking it in thrashing about stage . For this reason I try to only suck cock after the thrashing session

Apparently one can be too good at some things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look of an age to know how to give a good finger blast

And which side of sugar puff to lick

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By *ullyMan over a year ago

Near Clacton

I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

I think men give the best head especially if they really enjoy giving, like I do.

I am of the thought that only a man knows what a man feels.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I just bump my gums and hope for the best. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is most definitely not me.

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By *layfull pairingCouple over a year ago

Bristol

I’m happy with any kind of blowjob.. I can’t imagine ever saying “well that wasn’t up to scratch”

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By *ezebel100Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

I think men give the best head especially if they really enjoy giving, like I do.

I am of the thought that only a man knows what a man feels."

That's like saying only a woman knows how to perform oral on another woman.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Good luck OP.

I never learned how to do it properly I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good luck OP.

I never learned how to do it properly I'm afraid

Is that why you like to lie back and let the guy do all the work on your mouth?

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

I think men give the best head especially if they really enjoy giving, like I do.

I am of the thought that only a man knows what a man feels."

I think you could argue that men want the cock to cum, whereas women just want the cock hard for penetration....

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Good luck OP.

I never learned how to do it properly I'm afraid

Is that why you like to lie back and let the guy do all the work on your mouth?

Oh fuck no. All the effort, all the time

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By *ddy GirthyMan over a year ago

Girthy Town

"I've no idea how to do it properly. I just kinda look at it and wait for it to do something "

So many do lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

I think men give the best head especially if they really enjoy giving, like I do.

I am of the thought that only a man knows what a man feels.

That's like saying only a woman knows how to perform oral on another woman."

Wouldn't have a clue on this either!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe OP can give a video demonstration

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought we were just fed them, like a baby blackbird gagging down a worm

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

I think concentrating on ‘women who love getting roughy bummed!!’ Might help as if they like it in the exhaust i bet they can suck start a motorcycle too the filthy tarts - hope this helps!! Ps - any ladies up for a rough ‘ no frills’ bumming - pm me!!

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"I thought we were just fed them, like a baby blackbird gagging down a worm"

^ too much nature watch!!^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never done it so that’s me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought we were just fed them, like a baby blackbird gagging down a worm

^ too much nature watch!!^

I have a nest in garden

(of blackbirds, not cocks)

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"I thought we were just fed them, like a baby blackbird gagging down a worm

^ too much nature watch!!^

I have a nest in garden

(of blackbirds, not cocks) "

I can think of one cock that would like to explore your garden

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I've heard the OP's wife gives a phenomenal blow job. But she reserves the privilege for men who actually appreciate her skills, and actually has a dick worth sucking...

....or so I've heard.

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"I think concentrating on ‘women who love getting roughy bummed!!’ Might help as if they like it in the exhaust i bet they can suck start a motorcycle too the filthy tarts - hope this helps!! Ps - any ladies up for a rough ‘ no frills’ bumming - pm me!!

Was just about to offer, then I realised I'd misread it as 'any ladies up for rough 'no frills' bumming me.

Oopps sorry....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t. But practice makes perfect as they say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve never done it so that’s me out "

Fab , do we have a Bullshit Emoji ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You are definitely having a laugh your welcome to it you dont understand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've heard the OP's wife gives a phenomenal blow job. But she reserves the privilege for men who actually appreciate her skills, and actually has a dick worth sucking...

....or so I've heard.

"
you are so rong your welcome to her.

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By *ddy GirthyMan over a year ago

Girthy Town

"I don’t. But practice makes perfect as they say "

If only this were true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to do some practicing. I'll gather a team that I can practice on too then I'll get back to you. Message me if you want to be on my practice list

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By *ousewifeonheatCouple over a year ago

watford

Not had any complaints so far. So cant be that bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess I should go and try to suck start the Harley.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never done it so that’s me out

Fab , do we have a Bullshit Emoji ??

Pics or it didn’t happen

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I'm going to do some practicing. I'll gather a team that I can practice on too then I'll get back to you. Message me if you want to be on my practice list

I would love to be on your practice list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to do some practicing. I'll gather a team that I can practice on too then I'll get back to you. Message me if you want to be on my practice list

I would love to be on your practice list

Great, you can only apply via messages though

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"I think you could argue that men want the cock to cum, whereas women just want the cock hard for penetration....

God, no!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve never done it so that’s me out

Fab , do we have a Bullshit Emoji ??

Pics or it didn’t happen

Not yet anyway

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

Was just about to offer, then I realised I'd misread it as 'any ladies up for rough 'no frills' bumming me.

Oopps sorry....

Pmsl xx. Noooooooooooo xc

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Not had any complaints so far. So cant be that bad "

I always make the disclaimer complaints have to be in writing anyway

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"Not had any complaints so far. So cant be that bad

I always make the disclaimer complaints have to be in writing anyway

… to whom it may concern……

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never done it so that’s me out "

Can I be your first?

(Gotta be worth an ask!)

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I'm going to do some practicing. I'll gather a team that I can practice on too then I'll get back to you. Message me if you want to be on my practice list

I would love to be on your practice list

Great, you can only apply via messages though

Which would be impressive, given you have blocked all single guys from contacting you..... #justanotherdayinfab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've found one but I'm keeping her all to myself

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I would love to meet a woman who knows how to suck cock properly. There must be someone one out there for me.

I tried sucking a cock once, I got a mouthful of feathers lol

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

How many cocks has a woman got to suck before she knows what she’s doing?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How many cocks has a woman got to suck before she knows what she’s doing? "

Depends. 863 seems to be about the average though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many cocks has a woman got to suck before she knows what she’s doing? "

Can you be my second and we'll find out?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"I don't even know what a cock is, OP.

But I wish you all the luck in your quest

She's as pure and innocent as an angel OP. Her mouth has never been sullied by a phallus.

Cherry x

Well if the gorgeous Miss Posh , ever needs to get some training in , I volunteer !!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Sorry I only lick, not suck.

Ruby

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By *inkerbell67Woman over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Im good at it and can deep throat

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Im good at it and can deep throat

Taxi to Clacton please

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"How many cocks has a woman got to suck before she knows what she’s doing?

Can you be my second and we'll find out?

I’ve just cum reading this

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m ready again now

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